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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,193 ✭✭✭Kix


    Originally posted by amp
    45. WYFA?
    Don't think anyones got this so far.

    MEH!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Oh yeah, so you did.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    1. Who are you?
    Dav
    2. What is your favourite you?
    The Happy one
    3. How much do you love cheese?
    Not at all
    4. Which is your favourite cheese?
    NONE OF 'EM!
    5. Do you have a foreskin?
    Yup
    6. What is your favourite foreskin?
    Mine
    7. What's your favourite number?
    57
    8. The chicken or the egg? Which is your favourite?
    Egg
    9. A tree falls in the middle of the forest. Was is it your favourite tree?
    Nope
    10. What is your favourite word? Explain.
    RARRR!!! - no explaination - it just is!
    11. WHAT! Is your favourite colour?
    Purple
    12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? European or African?
    1.347 m/s
    13. What's your favourite excuse for being late to work/school/whereever the hell you were meant to be 15 mins ago?
    "I couldn't be arsed getting out of bed on time!"
    14. What's your favourite member of the oposite sex?
    hmmmmmmmmmmm - girlies! They're all good baby!
    15. What's your favourite member of the same sex?
    Chuck Norris
    16. What is your favourite closet to come out of?
    The "I Love Chuck" one
    17. What's the best sex you've ever had (describe in full detail)?
    Well, it started with a kiss... it then got somewhat more excited...
    18. What's the best sex you've ever had with either a chicken or an egg? Which came first?
    Had great sex with an egg from out of town once - she was lonely and needed something to keep her mind off her troubles. I couldn't leave an egg in distress. She came first.
    19. Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, beans, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam. Your favourite?
    The third Viking to the left
    20. What's your favourite Python?
    Eric Idle
    21. What's your favourite snake?
    King Cobra
    22. What's your favourite single celled animal?
    Amoeba
    23. What's your favourite Martian?
    Marvin the
    24. What's your favourite film that Christopher Lloyd has starred in?
    Christopher Lloyd does Dallas
    25. What's your favourite Back to the Future film?
    BTTF III
    26. Bill or Ted? What's your favourite?
    Ted Theadore Logan
    27. What's your favourite question that you've answered so far?
    The first one (was definitly the hardest).
    28. What's your favourite smiley?
    My own - @B^)
    29. What's your favourite bit of hardware that currently resides in your PC?
    GeForce 2 Ultra w/ 64MB RAM + TV-Out
    30. Man! You're such a nerd!
    Why thanks-you!
    31. What's your favourite term of slagging?
    "You're some can of pi$$!"
    32. What's your favourite humming noise?
    Humming Birds wings
    33. What's your favourite passage in the Bible? Quote it. In Latin.
    I'm not fond of that brand of fiction
    34. What's your favourite cult?
    My own! The Prophesy of the Beefy King!
    35. What's your favourite form of mass suicide?
    "Hey, there's something funny about that dope - is it diesel?"
    36. What's your favourite chant?
    RARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
    37. What's your favourite wallpaper pattern?
    Plain - nutin' on!
    38. What's your favourite cloud?
    John Breslin
    39. What's your favourite book of all time?
    O'Reilly's "Javascript - The Definitive Guide"
    40. What's your favourite isp?
    HAAHAAHAA
    41. You are stuck on a desert island. Suddenly a nakid chik washes up on the beach and demands hot sex. Do you give in to her demands or stay loyal to the chicken or the egg?
    I'd ride them all sequentially!
    42. What's your favourite meaning of life?
    It's all DICK!!!
    43. What's your favourite question to the meaning of life?
    What's it all about, no really? I've always wondered...
    44. What's your favourite mushroom?
    The Magic kind
    45. WYFA?
    GHJQ!
    46. What's your favourite favourite?
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/
    47. How come it's taken me this long to mention Buffy?
    Cause you were saving something to keep it interesting in the middle.
    48. What's your favourite way of killing a vampire?
    Pushing them into a small ray of sunlight and watching it burn a hole through their chest.
    49. What's your favourite breakfast?
    Frosties in warm milk (from a microwave) with loads of fresh hot toast and plenty of scald!
    50. Where in the world is Carmen Diagio?
    You'll have to ask Theresa Lowe
    51. What's your favourite password?
    ThIsIsApAsSwOrD!i!
    52. What's your favourite pin number?
    6969
    53. What's your favourite form of being defrauded?
    Internet "Service" charges
    54. What's your favourite cigarette? (legal ones, you pot smoking students!)
    Don't smoke cigarettes
    55. What's your favourite stimulant?
    Coca Cola
    56. What's your favourite hard alcohol (other than poitin you culchies!)
    Gin
    57. What's your favourite jackeen?
    Charlton ;)
    58. What's your favourite country?
    Ireland
    59. What's your favourite county?
    MAYO!!!
    60. What's your favourite count?
    The one from Sesame Street
    61. What's your favourite (unt?
    Clan uNT (an old Quake clan I was in)
    62. What's your favourite con?
    "How wouyld you like FREE internet access?
    63. What's your favourite co.?
    co.uk (band)
    64. What's your favourite c?
    C++
    65. Where's Wally?
    About 3 inches from the left and 6 from the bottom behind the man with the big umbrella
    66. What's your favourite satanic ritual?
    The 20 Virgin Deflowerment
    67. What's your favourite car?
    BMW M3 Convertable
    68. What's your favourite band?
    System of a Down (at the moment)
    69. What's your favourite sexual position?
    They're all good baby!
    70. What's your favourite form of being arrested?
    The one where I'm innocent and can sue for false arrest
    71. What's your favourite error message?
    "Ahhhh sh|te! The web designer's made a balls of it!"
    (T'was a custom 404 error I had on an internal webserver in my last job).
    72. Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman, Paddy Welshman, Paddy Irishman. How come they're all paddies?
    Cause everyone secretly want's to be Irish
    73. Describe your current frame of mind through your favourite form of interpretive dance.
    * Dav prances about the place like a nun on speed
    74. What's your favourite "Now that's what I call music"?
    23 (the first one I bought)
    75. Christ! You own a "Now that's what I call music album"? You're sick man, SICK!
    I didn't have taste back then (some would argue that little has changed)
    76. What's your favourite girl band?
    All Saints
    77. What's your favourite boy band?
    Take That
    78. When exactly did you realise you had no taste in music?
    About 20 seconds ago
    79. What's your favourite muppet?
    Amp
    80. What's your favourite supporting actress in a foreign film?
    Yer wan from that nudie subtitled French "Arthouse" flick I saw last week.
    81. What IS that annoying song that you can't get out of your head?
    Usually something by Steps or S Club 7
    82. What's your favourite son/daughter? YOU MUST CHOOSE NOW!!! NOW!!!
    I choose you Pikachu!
    83. What's your favourite lan?
    Quakapalooza
    84. What's your favourite network protocol?
    TCP/IP
    85. What's your favourite brand of switch?
    3Com
    86. What's your favourite operating system?
    Whatever OS in on an Atari 2600
    87. Agggggh!!! Man you're still a geek!!!!
    indeed
    88. What's your favourite punctuation mark (for those that use them)?
    BANG!!!
    89. What's your favourite form of smug, self opinionated cynicism?
    "I have no time for people who are too dumb to use the internet"
    90. What's your favourite TD?
    Enda Kenny (FG) - family friend and he shares the same birthday as me.
    91. What's your favourite VD?
    Voodoo Dick
    92. What's your favourite speech by a member of the oposition when there have been exactly three people sitting in the Dail and when one of those members is asleep?
    The speech from Deputy Muck about the state of Muck in Ireland
    92. What's your favourite c0ck up in a post?
    #MEAT# telling Mindphuck to shag off back to the CS boards!
    93. What's your favoutire mispelling?
    taht
    94. What's your favourite corporate logo, you capitalist pig dog?
    The Burger King one
    95. What's your favourite communist?
    Fidel Castro
    96. What's your favourite form of world distruction?
    "Planet Killer" Asteroid
    97. What's your favourite porn star?
    Jenna Jameson
    98. Pervert.
    Yup!
    99. What's your favourite ice-cream?
    Anything with plenty of Chocolate
    100. Who's your Daddy?
    Paul Christopher Waldron (deceased)
    101. What's your favourite form of torture?
    Blind-folded, gagged, tied up and firced to listen to Declan Nerney's greatest hits


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,967 ✭✭✭adnans


    1. Who are you? adnans, take away the s.
    2. What is your favourite you? the drunken one i would have to say

    3. How much do you love cheese? with all my heart
    4. Which is your favourite cheese? the one with the holes is preety cool but leately i have been munching on large amounts of cottage cheese
    5. Do you have a foreskin? yes i do
    6. What is your favourite foreskin? i'm not that much fond of them
    7. What's your favourite number? number 5
    8. The chicken or the egg? Which is your favourite? well you can eat both, ill go with the chicken
    9. A tree falls in the middle of the forest. Was is it your favourite tree? nope
    10. What is your favourite word? Explain. ****. for obvious reasons
    11. WHAT! Is your favourite colour? red
    12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? European or African? wait here till i consult my encyclopedia
    13. What's your favourite excuse for being late to work/school/whereever the hell you were meant to be 15 mins ago? i couldnt skip breakfast
    14. What's your favourite member of the oposite sex? the smart ones
    15. What's your favourite member of the same sex? goodfellas
    16. What is your favourite closet to come out of? mentality closet
    17. What's the best sex you've ever had (describe in full detail)? cheeky
    18. What's the best sex you've ever had with either a chicken or an egg? Which came first? during meals its imolite to speak
    19. Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, beans, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam. Your favourite? beans
    20. What's your favourite Python? Monty
    21. What's your favourite snake? Boa Constrictor
    22. What's your favourite single celled animal? Mitochondrion
    23. What's your favourite Martian? there is no life on mars, but my favourite genie is Jeannie from I dream of Jeannie.
    24. What's your favourite film that Christopher Lloyd has starred in? cookoo's nest
    25. What's your favourite Back to the Future film? the 2nd one
    26. Bill or Ted? What's your favourite? they are both idiots
    27. What's your favourite question that you've answered so far? 4. Which is your favourite cheese?
    28. What's your favourite smiley? http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/images/smilies/tongue.gif
    29. What's your favourite bit of hardware that currently resides in your PC? the bass woofer
    30. Man! You're such a nerd! man, its the best thing since sliced bread with porn
    31. What's your favourite term of slagging? i'll smack you good
    32. What's your favourite humming noise? singing
    33. What's your favourite passage in the Bible? Quote it. In Latin. never read it
    34. What's your favourite cult? religion
    35. What's your favourite form of mass suicide? sex
    36. What's your favourite chant? mmmmmmmmm
    37. What's your favourite wallpaper pattern? black panther
    38. What's your favourite cloud? cirrus
    39. What's your favourite book of all time? Fables - Tales from the Brothers Grim and the rest
    40. What's your favourite isp? they are all crap, but its indigo atm
    41. You are stuck on a desert island. Suddenly a nakid chik washes up on the beach and demands hot sex. Do you give in to her demands or stay loyal to the chicken or the egg? its a job
    42. What's your favourite meaning of life? lucid dreaming forever.
    43. What's your favourite question to the meaning of life? see above
    44. What's your favourite mushroom? the big ones over a BBQ
    45. WYFA? maniac
    46. What's your favourite favourite? colour
    47. How come it's taken me this long to mention Buffy? i was getting worried
    48. What's your favourite way of killing a vampire? burning
    49. What's your favourite breakfast? my breakfast
    50. Where in the world is Carmen Diagio? she is in Karachi, India
    51. What's your favourite password? hsWdwD1as
    52. What's your favourite pin number? 0069
    53. What's your favourite form of being defrauded? strip joints
    54. What's your favourite cigarette? (legal ones, you pot smoking students!) anything with nicotinne
    55. What's your favourite stimulant? a feather
    56. What's your favourite hard alcohol (other than poitin you culchies!) guinness
    57. What's your favourite jackeen? the fink
    58. What's your favourite country? a sunny country
    59. What's your favourite county? g-g-galway
    60. What's your favourite count? one from the sesame street
    61. What's your favourite (unt? whats an unt?
    62. What's your favourite con? the quake console
    63. What's your favourite co.? the good ones
    64. What's your favourite c? they are all hard
    65. Where's Wally? in the book
    66. What's your favourite satanic ritual? goats head thingy
    67. What's your favourite car? a nice one
    68. What's your favourite band? jamiroquai (before JK coke addiction)
    69. What's your favourite sexual position? the wheelbarrow.
    70. What's your favourite form of being arrested? screaming
    71. What's your favourite error message? error 432 atm
    72. Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman, Paddy Welshman, Paddy Irishman. How come they're all paddies? they drink guinness
    73. Describe your current frame of mind through your favourite form of interpretive dance. /me falls
    74. What's your favourite "Now that's what I call music"? i dont have one
    75. Christ! You own a "Now that's what I call music album"? You're sick man, SICK! see above :)
    76. What's your favourite girl band? sugababes
    77. What's your favourite boy band? beegees
    78. When exactly did you realise you had no taste in music? why i could smack you right now
    79. What's your favourite muppet? the bear
    80. What's your favourite supporting actress in a foreign film? ???
    81. What IS that annoying song that you can't get out of your head? my mind is clear
    82. What's your favourite son/daughter? YOU MUST CHOOSE NOW!!! NOW!!! unborn daughter
    83. What's your favourite lan? Lan of Justice
    84. What's your favourite network protocol? TCP/IP
    85. What's your favourite brand of switch? the light switch
    86. What's your favourite operating system? Win 98
    87. Agggggh!!! Man you're still a geek!!!! you asked the questions, so there
    88. What's your favourite punctuation mark (for those that use them)? !?
    89. What's your favourite form of smug, self opinionated cynicism? bah
    90. What's your favourite TD? uncurrupt ones
    91. What's your favourite VD? none
    92. What's your favourite speech by a member of the oposition when there have been exactly three people sitting in the Dail and when one of those members is asleep? you are a feckin' liar
    92. What's your favourite c0ck up in a post? the misspelled ones :)
    93. What's your favoutire mispelling? aer
    94. What's your favourite corporate logo, you capitalist pig dog? NO LOGO
    95. What's your favourite communist? Tito
    96. What's your favourite form of world distruction? Peace
    97. What's your favourite porn star? Emmanuelle
    98. Pervert. its called art :)
    99. What's your favourite ice-cream? vanilla
    100. Who's your Daddy? Izet
    101. What's your favourite form of torture? boredom, so i filled in this questionaire

    youre welcome

    adnans


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    1. Who are you? Fink
    2. What is your favourite you? Fink in a good mood (sort of rare :)
    3. How much do you love cheese? Big-time
    4. Which is your favourite cheese? Port Salut - shplendid
    5. Do you have a foreskin? none of your business
    6. What is your favourite foreskin? this is a joke!!!
    7. What's your favourite number? 7
    8. The chicken or the egg? Which is your favourite? Chicken
    9. A tree falls in the middle of the forest. Was is it your favourite tree? Possibly
    10. What is your favourite word? Explain. Beer. The prospect of it!
    11. WHAT! Is your favourite colour? Blue
    12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? European or African? quite fast.... African
    13. What's your favourite excuse for being late to work/school/whereever the hell you were meant to be 15 mins ago? Missed the bus
    14. What's your favourite member of the oposite sex? Girlfriend
    15. What's your favourite member of the same sex? Best friends
    16. What is your favourite closet to come out of? Antique
    17. What's the best sex you've ever had (describe in full detail)? That's for me to know only!!
    18. What's the best sex you've ever had with either a chicken or an egg? Which came first? Egg...
    19. Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, beans, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam. Your favourite? Beans
    20. What's your favourite Python? None
    21. What's your favourite snake? Cobra
    22. What's your favourite single celled animal? Amoeba
    23. What's your favourite Martian? Predator
    24. What's your favourite film that Christopher Lloyd has starred in? Don't know who he is!!
    25. What's your favourite Back to the Future film? 1
    26. Bill or Ted? What's your favourite? Niether... árseholes
    27. What's your favourite question that you've answered so far? Favourite Cheese
    28. What's your favourite smiley? :D
    29. What's your favourite bit of hardware that currently resides in your PC? Speakers/sound card
    30. Man! You're such a nerd! Nah I'm not really
    31. What's your favourite term of slagging? Cúnt
    32. What's your favourite humming noise? Ahhhummmmm
    33. What's your favourite passage in the Bible? Quote it. In Latin. Never read it either
    34. What's your favourite cult? Catholocism
    35. What's your favourite form of mass suicide? Fire
    36. What's your favourite chant? ooga shaka, ooga shaka
    37. What's your favourite wallpaper pattern? None
    38. What's your favourite cloud? Nimbus
    39. What's your favourite book of all time? The Stand - Steven King or the Tao Jeet Kune Do - Bruce Lee
    40. What's your favourite isp? None
    41. You are stuck on a desert island. Suddenly a nakid chik washes up on the beach and demands hot sex. Do you give in to her demands or stay loyal to the chicken or the egg? Give in.
    42. What's your favourite meaning of life?
    43. What's your favourite question to the meaning of life? Enjoy it while you can
    44. What's your favourite mushroom? Magic
    45. WYFA? !!!!? I don't get this one myself.
    46. What's your favourite favourite? Position! :)
    47. How come it's taken me this long to mention Buffy? Don't know
    48. What's your favourite way of killing a vampire? Silver bullet
    49. What's your favourite breakfast? Greasy fry up
    50. Where in the world is Carmen Diagio? Up my árse
    51. What's your favourite password? 123456789
    52. What's your favourite pin number? 0071
    53. What's your favourite form of being defrauded? none
    54. What's your favourite cigarette? (legal ones, you pot smoking students!) JP Blue
    55. What's your favourite stimulant? Alcohol
    56. What's your favourite hard alcohol (other than poitin you culchies!) Whiskey
    57. What's your favourite jackeen? Bertie Ahern
    58. What's your favourite country? Ireland
    59. What's your favourite county? Dublin
    60. What's your favourite count? Dracula
    61. What's your favourite (unt? Girlfriends... very rude Q!!!
    62. What's your favourite con? con air
    63. What's your favourite co.? Budweiser
    64. What's your favourite c? cúnt
    65. Where's Wally? Up my árse
    66. What's your favourite satanic ritual? Virgin sacrifices
    67. What's your favourite car? Lotus
    68. What's your favourite band? My own
    69. What's your favourite sexual position? Girl on top
    70. What's your favourite form of being arrested? Drunk and disorderly
    71. What's your favourite error message? GPF
    72. Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman, Paddy Welshman, Paddy Irishman. How come they're all paddies? Cos they all want to be
    73. Describe your current frame of mind through your favourite form of interpretive dance.The samba
    74. What's your favourite "Now that's what I call music"? none..all shíte
    75. Christ! You own a "Now that's what I call music album"? You're sick man, SICK! Aha ha
    76. What's your favourite girl band? Atomic kitten
    77. What's your favourite boy band? My own!!
    78. When exactly did you realise you had no taste in music? Never
    79. What's your favourite muppet? Animal - Drums
    80. What's your favourite supporting actress in a foreign film? none
    81. What IS that annoying song that you can't get out of your head? can't get you out of my head - kylie minogue
    82. What's your favourite son/daughter? YOU MUST CHOOSE NOW!!! NOW!!! don't have any
    83. What's your favourite lan? none.
    84. What's your favourite network protocol? tcp/ip
    85. What's your favourite brand of switch? 3com
    86. What's your favourite operating system? DOS
    87. Agggggh!!! Man you're still a geek!!!! Fúck off
    88. What's your favourite punctuation mark (for those that use them)? comma ,
    89. What's your favourite form of smug, self opinionated cynicism? sarcasm really
    90. What's your favourite TD? Berie Ahern
    91. What's your favourite VD? Gonorhea (can't spell it!)
    92. What's your favourite speech by a member of the oposition when there have been exactly three people sitting in the Dail and when one of those members is asleep? can't remember...was asleep
    92. What's your favourite c0ck up in a post? not getting the point!
    93. What's your favoutire mispelling? shuold...always do it!
    94. What's your favourite corporate logo, you capitalist pig dog? Guinness
    95. What's your favourite communist? Marx???
    96. What's your favourite form of world distruction? Lasers in space ala James Bond
    97. What's your favourite porn star? Is there a Jenna Jameson!?
    98. Pervert. No
    99. What's your favourite ice-cream? Ice cream mars
    100. Who's your Daddy? Mr. Dixon
    101. What's your favourite form of torture? Chinese water torture


    Most of my answers are completely untrue. So you know nothing about me

    :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,274 ✭✭✭Monty - the one and only


    :rolleyes:
    Im wondering just how long I should let this insanity go on for...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    People are enjoying it, nobodies getting hurt. It's all happening between consenting members. Gwan Monty, join in, everybody else is doing it, you won't be cool if you don't!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,193 ✭✭✭Kix


    Originally posted by Dr. Loon
    Most of my answers are completely untrue. So you know nothing about me :D

    Perhaps you should have made them funny then? ;)

    K


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    Originally posted by Kix


    Perhaps you should have made them funny then? ;)

    K

    oooo, contavertial


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,274 ✭✭✭Monty - the one and only


    never actaully said I was going to close it...:p

    makes an intereasting read when you've only had 2hrs sleep in 2 days...

    you never know amp I may just join in;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    79. What's your favourite muppet? Hobbes
    ROFL


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    Originally posted by Kix


    Perhaps you should have made them funny then? ;)

    K

    Funny?? I don't understand the meaning of that word!:confused:


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,760 Mod ✭✭✭✭ToxicPaddy


    1. Who are you? ToxicPaddy (Tox to my mates)
    2. What is your favourite you? Pissed Tox
    3. How much do you love cheese? MMMMM Cheeeessseee
    4. Which is your favourite cheese? Swiss
    5. Do you have a foreskin? I do
    6. What is your favourite foreskin? Ahh that would be telling...
    7. What's your favourite number? 12
    8. The chicken or the egg? Which is your favourite? Chicken
    9. A tree falls in the middle of the forest. Was is it your favourite tree? Oak
    10. What is your favourite word? Explain. vodka, need i say more
    11. WHAT! Is your favourite colour? Blue
    12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? European or African? is that in Knots of Mph..??
    13. What's your favourite excuse for being late to work/school/whereever the hell you were meant to be 15 mins ago? hungover, they are all pissheads here so it works...
    14. What's your favourite member of the oposite sex? hmmm, where to begin... sooo many to choose from..
    15. What's your favourite member of the same sex? me...
    16. What is your favourite closet to come out of? I kinda more prefer to jump off em rather than hide in em..
    17. What's the best sex you've ever had (describe in full detail)?
    drunk, naked in the park on the roundabout with a stunner who when she had a few drinks turned into a raving nympho... i remember bits, but what I do has never been matched..
    18. What's the best sex you've ever had with either a chicken or an egg? Which came first? ermmm..... no comment...
    19. Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, beans, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam. Your favourite? peas...
    20. What's your favourite Python? Life of Brian
    21. What's your favourite snake? Cobra
    22. What's your favourite single celled animal? Amoeba (only one I know)
    23. What's your favourite Martian? that little guy who's always trying to shoot bugs bunny
    24. What's your favourite film that Christopher Lloyd has starred in? Who..?? is he the guy in Back to the Future..??
    25. What's your favourite Back to the Future film? yup, its him, it has to be 2...
    26. Bill or Ted? What's your favourite? neither...
    27. What's your favourite question that you've answered so far? see Q17.. fond memories, well parts of fond memories...
    28. What's your favourite smiley? :D
    29. What's your favourite bit of hardware that currently resides in your PC? 512MB RAM, Sub whoofer, 19 inch monitor, PIII.. where to start...
    30. Man! You're such a nerd! i know...
    31. What's your favourite term of slagging? Who meeee... slag someone... never...
    32. What's your favourite humming noise? hummmmmmmmmmmmm
    33. What's your favourite passage in the Bible? Quote it. In Latin.
    34. What's your favourite cult? hmm.. have to think about that one...
    35. What's your favourite form of mass suicide? nah, not me.. prefer orgies to suicide...
    36. What's your favourite chant? hari hari hari hari hari hari hari hari
    37. What's your favourite wallpaper pattern? nah, prefer to paint...
    38. What's your favourite cloud? white fluffy ones
    39. What's your favourite book of all time? prefer the play hamlet.
    40. What's your favourite isp? in Ireland, are u joking..???
    41. You are stuck on a desert island. Suddenly a nakid chik washes up on the beach and demands hot sex. Do you give in to her demands or stay loyal to the chicken or the egg? nah give in, if I'm stranded there, both the chicken and the egg will need it sometime to they will forgive me..
    42. What's your favourite meaning of life? work to live not live to work.
    43. What's your favourite question to the meaning of life? interesting... hmmm.. let me get back to you on that one..
    44. What's your favourite mushroom? stuffed mushrooms , with some peppers, broccoli, a little garlic, breadcrumbs.. yummm... :)
    45. WYFA? WTF???
    46. What's your favourite favourite? ohh my favouirte favourite is my favourite.....
    47. How come it's taken me this long to mention Buffy? dunno.. but she was one that I was thinkin of in Q 14
    48. What's your favourite way of killing a vampire? has to be with a big **** off axe and cut their head off...
    49. What's your favourite breakfast? 3-4 rashers, 3-4 sausages, 3 fried eggs (sorry egg), white pudding, black pudding, beans, mushrooms, waffles, fried bread, glass of orange juice, and a cuppa tea...
    50. Where in the world is Carmen Diagio? no idea.. have you tried GPS to locate her/him/it..??
    51. What's your favourite password? *********
    52. What's your favourite pin number? ****
    53. What's your favourite form of being defrauded? government tax, VAT, PAYE etc...
    54. What's your favourite cigarette? (legal ones, you pot smoking students!) dont smoke
    55. What's your favourite stimulant? vodka and redbull
    56. What's your favourite hard alcohol (other than poitin you culchies!) vodka
    57. What's your favourite jackeen? no idea
    58. What's your favourite country? Ireland..
    59. What's your favourite county? waterford
    60. What's your favourite count? 1 2 3 4 5 etc
    61. What's your favourite (unt? shaved
    62. What's your favourite con? see the sting (film)
    63. What's your favourite co.?
    64. What's your favourite c? Pacific
    65. Where's Wally? stuck in sally
    66. What's your favourite satanic ritual? nailing virgins to the bed with my p***s
    67. What's your favourite car? BMW 635csi/E Type Jag (classics)
    68. What's your favourite band? U2
    69. What's your favourite sexual position? Doggy/Girl on top etc etc etc etc...
    70. What's your favourite form of being arrested? by a sexy ban garda who knows how to use her handcuffs
    71. What's your favourite error message? line busy, please dial again...
    72. Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman, Paddy Welshman, Paddy Irishman. How come they're all paddies? ToxicPaddy... hey bro's
    73. Describe your current frame of mind through your favourite form of interpretive dance. sit down and have a pint.
    74. What's your favourite "Now that's what I call music"? 147,635
    75. Christ! You own a "Now that's what I call music album"? You're sick man, SICK! i know..
    76. What's your favourite girl band? mel and kim....
    77. What's your favourite boy band? U2
    78. When exactly did you realise you had no taste in music? just now
    79. What's your favourite muppet? gonzo
    80. What's your favourite supporting actress in a foreign film?
    81. What IS that annoying song that you can't get out of your head? i'm going out of my head...
    82. What's your favourite son/daughter? YOU MUST CHOOSE NOW!!! NOW!!! the one that isnt born yet... or conceived for that matter... i think... i hope...
    83. What's your favourite lan? ian whats his face
    84. What's your favourite network protocol? TCP/IP
    85. What's your favourite brand of switch? 3com
    86. What's your favourite operating system? linux
    87. Agggggh!!! Man you're still a geek!!!! I know... u dont have to remind me...
    88. What's your favourite punctuation mark (for those that use them)? what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    89. What's your favourite form of smug, self opinionated cynicism? screaming my ex's name during sex.. lol
    90. What's your favourite TD? charlie boy.. he had style...
    91. What's your favourite VD? has to be herpes..
    92. What's your favourite speech by a member of the oposition when there have been exactly three people sitting in the Dail and when one of those members is asleep?
    92. What's your favourite c0ck up in a post? hmmm
    93. What's your favoutire mispelling? cant rember
    94. What's your favourite corporate logo, you capitalist pig dog? Porsche.
    95. What's your favourite communist? Mao
    96. What's your favourite form of world distruction? Nukes
    97. What's your favourite porn star? that blonde one with the big t**s.. u know the one, she's always sayin ya ya ohhh yaa....
    98. Pervert. thank you.. :)
    99. What's your favourite ice-cream? double choc chip
    100. Who's your Daddy? my daddy...
    101. What's your favourite form of torture? sticks and stone may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me... ;)

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,468 ✭✭✭Evil Phil


    1. Who are you? Evil Phil
    2. What is your favourite you? Mighty Handsome Phil
    3. How much do you love cheese? We're just good friends
    4. Which is your favourite cheese? See Q. 11
    5. Do you have a foreskin? Yes, thank god. Imagine robbing you son of that much pleasure.
    6. What is your favourite foreskin? Mine
    7. What's your favourite number? 3
    8. The chicken or the egg? Which is your favourite? Egg
    9. A tree falls in the middle of the forest. Was is it your favourite tree? One that goes to your bedroom window so you can climb down it.
    10. What is your favourite word? Smelt
    Explain. Sounds good.
    11. WHAT! Is your favourite colour? Blue
    12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? 16 feet per Second European or African? I'm European
    13. What's your favourite excuse for being late to work/school/whereever the hell you were meant to be 15 mins ago? Screw you Hippy
    14. What's your favourite member of the oposite sex? em, hate to say this but Elisabeth. *sniff sob boo hoo hoo*
    15. What's your favourite member of the same sex? About Adam. The man is a GOD.
    16. What is your favourite closet to come out of? Geek
    17. What's the best sex you've ever had (describe in full detail)? Well I ****** *** ****** ** *** ***. Then she *** ****** ** *** ****. Then the camel **** * ** *****. Then we all **** *** together.
    18. What's the best sex you've ever had with either a chicken or an egg? The chicken and the egg at the same time. Which came first? Egg, young with no self control.
    19. Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, beans, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam. Your favourite? Spam
    20. What's your favourite Python? Organ Doner Cards
    21. What's your favourite snake? Crawley
    22. What's your favourite single celled animal? Dotc aka Rouge
    23. What's your favourite Martian? Stone Cutters
    24. What's your favourite film that Christopher Lloyd has starred in? Back to the Future.
    25. What's your favourite Back to the Future film? The first one.
    26. Bill or Ted? What's your favourite? Chips
    27. What's your favourite question that you've answered so far? Single celled animal *take it Brian*
    28. What's your favourite smiley? the grumpy one on the old version of boards.
    29. What's your favourite bit of hardware that currently resides in your PC? The extra RAM I bought.
    30. Man! You're such a nerd!
    31. What's your favourite term of slagging? Mothers
    32. What's your favourite humming noise? hmmmm, boobies.
    33. What's your favourite passage in the Bible? in the garden. Quote it. In Latin. 'In horto sedet'
    34. What's your favourite cult? Mine
    35. What's your favourite form of mass suicide? Calvin Klien
    36. What's your favourite chant? Evil Phil Evil Phil Evil Phil
    37. What's your favourite wallpaper pattern? Scooby Doo
    38. What's your favourite cloud? Tarantula Nebula *Man I'm such a nerd*
    39. What's your favourite book of all time? Creation, by Gore Vidal
    40. What's your favourite isp? Eircom *sniggers in Bards direction*
    41. You are stuck on a desert island. Suddenly a nakid chik washes up on the beach and demands hot sex. Do you give in to her demands or stay loyal to the chicken or the egg? Give in
    42. What's your favourite meaning of life? 42
    43. What's your favourite question to the meaning of life? Arthur Dent
    44. What's your favourite mushroom? Liberty Cap
    45. WYFA? DYK
    46. What's your favourite favourite? hmmmm. Those dreams where Juliette Binoche falls in love with me. Puts me in a good mood all day. That and the vampire dreams.
    47. How come it's taken me this long to mention Buffy? Ainé
    48. What's your favourite way of killing a vampire? Wooden stake midi gun. I can't believe your reading all of this.
    49. What's your favourite breakfast? Flanagans on Georges. Street South.
    50. Where in the world is Carmen Diagio? em, nothing nothing.
    51. What's your favourite password? ******
    52. What's your favourite pin number? ****
    53. What's your favourite form of being defrauded? Non alcoholic sparkling wine.
    54. What's your favourite cigarette? (legal ones, you pot smoking students!) The one I'm currently smoking.
    55. What's your favourite stimulant? Sumatran Coffee
    56. What's your favourite hard alcohol (other than poitin you culchies!) Whiskey
    57. What's your favourite jackeen? Me, although I take offense at the use of the word jackeen.
    58. What's your favourite country? Indonesia
    59. What's your favourite county? Clare
    60. What's your favourite count? D' Monte Cristo
    61. What's your favourite (unt? Hers
    62. What's your favourite con? Tarot Cards. Only cos I worked it out.
    63. What's your favourite co.? Rizzla
    64. What's your favourite c? I prefer Java
    65. Where's Wally? Richard Branson
    66. What's your favourite satanic ritual? One involving Willow, Ainé and red satin bounds.
    67. What's your favourite car? Jordan
    68. What's your favourite band? Lemon Jelly
    69. What's your favourite sexual position? On her knee's
    70. What's your favourite form of being arrested? Handcuffs
    71. What's your favourite error message? ActiveX component can not create object. Hours of fun.
    72. Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman, Paddy Welshman, Paddy Irishman. How come they're all paddies? Everybody wants to irish
    73. Describe your current frame of mind through your favourite form of interpretive dance. One involving Willow, Ainé and red satin bounds.
    74. What's your favourite "Now that's what I call music"? 4
    75. Christ! You own a "Now that's what I call music album"? You're sick man, SICK!
    76. What's your favourite girl band? All Saints, no really
    77. What's your favourite boy band? Cradle of Filth. Just love the name.
    78. When exactly did you realise you had no taste in music? When I bought Euphoria Ibiza
    79. What's your favourite muppet? Gonzo.
    80. What's your favourite supporting actress in a foreign film? Juliette Binoche in Damage.
    81. What IS that annoying song that you can't get out of your head? Mr. Sandman
    82. What's your favourite son/daughter? YOU MUST CHOOSE NOW!!! NOW!!! Ned and Lillimór's *sniff blubber bwuh huh huh*
    83. What's your favourite lan? LAN: Day of Defeat. Ian: Iain Banks (without the M)
    84. What's your favourite network protocol? http
    85. What's your favourite brand of switch? Java followed by Select Case
    86. What's your favourite operating system? w2k pro
    87. Agggggh!!! Man you're still a geek!!!!
    88. What's your favourite punctuation mark (for those that use them)? ?!, no really
    89. What's your favourite form of smug, self opinionated cynicism? Boards.ie
    90. What's your favourite TD? Bertie, cos he's from Dublin.
    91. What's your favourite VD? Crabs, there's a shampoo. And THATS IT!!!!
    92. What's your favourite speech by a member of the oposition when there have been exactly three people sitting in the Dail and when one of those members is asleep? Alan Dukes father asking can a window be opened. Apparently it's the only thing he ever said in the Dail. (here Alt Gr doesn't work on the i)
    92. What's your favourite c0ck up in a post? The one where DeV and the lads had to seperate me and Pepperkin. Man those tempers flew.
    93. What's your favoutire mispelling? A dyslexic walks into a bra. Got it in an email and replied 'I don't get it, A dyslexic walks into a bar. wtf?'
    94. What's your favourite corporate logo, you capitalist pig dog? 'Scientists increasling believe that whole grain cererals are good for your heart'
    95. What's your favourite communist? Ho Chimin (spelling?)
    96. What's your favourite form of world distruction? Astroid Strike, perhaps one day.
    97. What's your favourite porn star? Em, Ron Jeremy cos I know his name.
    98. Pervert.
    99. What's your favourite ice-cream? Banana
    100. Who's your Daddy? Philip Senior
    101. What's your favourite form of torture?
    Sticking sucker darts on the eye balls and 'poinging' them.


    Question 102: Who's your favourite 'hot chick/guy' in a science fiction program currently being aired by Sky? Andromeda.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 67 ✭✭RiCo


    1. Who are you? Dont no
    2. What is your favourite you? Wednesday
    3. How much do you love cheese? 12 and 6
    4. Which is your favourite cheese? the other one
    5. Do you have a foreskin? two of them
    6. What is your favourite foreskin? the next one
    7. What's your favourite number? 2
    8. The chicken or the egg? Which is your favourite? The Farmer
    9. A tree falls in the middle of the forest. Was is it your favourite tree? The 1 that missed me
    10. What is your favourite word? Explain. can you repeat the question.. I just did
    11. WHAT! Is your favourite colour? BlueishRedishGreenishYellow
    12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? before he hit the tree 10 nots
    European or African? Asian
    13. What's your favourite excuse for being late to work/school/whereever the hell you were meant to be 15 mins ago? Sorrry
    14. What's your favourite member of the oposite sex? 96
    15. What's your favourite member of the same sex?-9
    16. What is your favourite closet to come out of?The one on the hall landing
    17. What's the best sex you've ever had (describe in full detail)? She told me not to tell
    18. What's the best sex you've ever had with either a chicken or an egg? Which came first? Chicken he said with a :)
    19. Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, beans, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam. Your favourite?maps
    20. What's your favourite Python? Monty
    21. What's your favourite snake? Baos
    22. What's your favourite single celled animal?
    23. What's your favourite Martian?
    24. What's your favourite film that Christopher Lloyd has starred in? Who's Christopher Lloyd
    25. What's your favourite Back to the Future film?The next one
    26. Bill or Ted? What's your favourite?Jenny
    27. What's your favourite question that you've answered so far?
    28. What's your favourite smiley?:cool:
    29. What's your favourite bit of hardware that currently resides in your PC?Writer 20 Speeeeeeeeed
    30. Man! You're such a nerd! Who told you that?
    31. What's your favourite term of slagging?GCDS
    32. What's your favourite humming noise?the bee on the right
    33. What's your favourite passage in the Bible? Quote it. In Latin.El et etc...
    34. What's your favourite cult? ure
    35. What's your favourite form of mass suicide?orgie till death
    36. What's your favourite chant? I don't have any money!
    37. What's your favourite wallpaper pattern?Paint
    38. What's your favourite cloud?Seven
    39. What's your favourite book of all time?Memory Loss By: ?
    40. What's your favourite isp?ME
    41. You are stuck on a desert island. Suddenly a nakid chik washes up on the beach and demands hot sex. Do you give in to her demands or stay loyal to the chicken or the egg?Roast the chicken. Eat the egg... now what was the question?
    42. What's your favourite meaning of life? Zen
    43. What's your favourite question to the meaning of life?Who Did That?
    44. What's your favourite mushroom?Magic
    45. WYFA?AFYW?
    46. What's your favourite favourite?2 or 3
    47. How come it's taken me this long to mention Buffy?Ivine Thomas
    48. What's your favourite way of killing a vampire?Male or Female
    49. What's your favourite breakfast?Who can I ask
    50. Where in the world is Carmen Diagio?Dublin
    51. What's your favourite password?go..on... let...me
    52. What's your favourite pin number?2gu1nness
    53. What's your favourite form of being defrauded?what will it cost
    54. What's your favourite cigarette? (legal ones, you pot smoking students!)the next one
    55. What's your favourite stimulant?sex
    56. What's your favourite hard alcohol (other than poitin you culchies!)brandy
    57. What's your favourite jackeen?wexford
    58. What's your favourite country?wexford
    59. What's your favourite county?wexford
    60. What's your favourite count?wexford
    61. What's your favourite (unt?same
    62. What's your favourite con?dito
    63. What's your favourite co.?
    64. What's your favourite c?C
    65. Where's Wally?in the pub
    66. What's your favourite satanic ritual?22
    67. What's your favourite car?diablo
    68. What's your favourite band?music
    69. What's your favourite sexual position?havent found it yet
    70. What's your favourite form of being arrested?drunk
    71. What's your favourite error message?oops
    72. Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman, Paddy Welshman, Paddy Irishman. How come they're all paddies?One is actually Isac
    73. Describe your current frame of mind through your favourite form of interpretive dance.Chicken then the egg
    74. What's your favourite "Now that's what I call music"?
    75. Christ! You own a "Now that's what I call music album"? You're sick man, SICK!
    76. What's your favourite girl band?Am I drunk yet
    77. What's your favourite boy band?
    78. When exactly did you realise you had no taste in music?When I could not answer the last question
    79. What's your favourite muppet?The purple one
    80. What's your favourite supporting actress in a foreign film?Straps
    81. What IS that annoying song that you can't get out of your head?Private Investagations (spell check)
    82. What's your favourite son/daughter? YOU MUST CHOOSE NOW!!! NOW!!!Cashel
    83. What's your favourite lan?Dury
    84. What's your favourite network protocol?Mine
    85. What's your favourite brand of switch?C9
    86. What's your favourite operating system?LinuxMs
    87. Agggggh!!! Man you're still a geek!!!!Yep
    88. What's your favourite punctuation mark (for those that use them)?'
    89. What's your favourite form of smug, self opinionated cynicism?Who asked?
    90. What's your favourite TD?Michael D
    91. What's your favourite VD?Yours
    92. What's your favourite speech by a member of the oposition when there have been exactly three people sitting in the Dail and when one of those members is asleep?ZZzzzz
    92. What's your favourite c0ck up in a post?This one
    93. What's your favoutire mispelling?I like all of them
    94. What's your favourite corporate logo, you capitalist pig dog?($)($)
    95. What's your favourite communist?Any red will do
    96. What's your favourite form of world distruction?Slow
    97. What's your favourite porn star?NikkiTitti
    98. Pervert.Onl;y on tuesday
    99. What's your favourite ice-cream?Apple
    100. Who's your Daddy?pop
    101. What's your favourite form of torture?I like all of them


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3 SomeGuy1234323


    oh


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,488 ✭✭✭pleas advice


    How do you get to be mod here?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 281 ✭✭GMSA


    W TF. New poster 3 posts in and your digging up 18yr old threads. And a sh1te one at that. You'll do well here. :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,282 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    The thread is old when people born the day it was started can buy alcohol/vote/do the lottery/etc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,926 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    How do you get to be mod here?

    You have to complete the Amp Test.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,656 ✭✭✭somefeen


    17 years ago, would you look at that. People just talking ****e and not an ad hominem to be seen.


    The links on the first post are still working!! Its like a time capsule. This amp fella had a website. Last updated January 2000.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    How do you get to be mod here?

    I can sort it out for you, just need a few details first, name and pps number for registration, and then credit card number, expiry date and ccv for your bonus After Hours mod danger money


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Rubberchikken


    I made it to number 3 and gave up reading after that. I havent the strength:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭Jack Kanoff


    Sometimes zombie threads make me smile...this actually is one of those.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,585 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    What is the reasoning behind locking down zombie threads?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    test :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    Any help with getting my eyes uncrossed please?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    amp wrote: »
    test :pac:

    All hail the amp.


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