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1. Who are you? Bubbles the boy wonder
2. What is your favourite you? Naked bubbles
3. How much do you love cheese? Alot
4. Which is your favourite cheese? Red Chedder
5. Do you have a foreskin? I also have a forehead
6. What is your favourite foreskin? Devores
7. What's your favourite number? 5
8. The chicken or the egg? Which is your favourite? Chicken
9. A tree falls in the middle of the forest. Was is it your favourite tree? Pine
10. What is your favourite word? Explain. Internet – cos there porn on it
11. WHAT! Is your favourite colour? black
12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? European or African? Errrr birds are nice
13. What's your favourite excuse for being late to work/school/whereever the hell you were meant to be 15 mins ago? Abducted by aliens, broght to their homeworld – lived there for 50 years, traveled back in time and came home
14. What's your favourite member of the oposite sex? Kym Valantine
15. What's your favourite member of the same sex? DeVore
16. What is your favourite closet to come out of? Bedroom one
17. What's the best sex you've ever had (describe in full detail)? It involved a chicken, a hamster and some valaline
18. What's the best sex you've ever had with either a chicken or an egg? Which came first? Egg
19. Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, beans, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam. Your favourite? Hmmm noone makes Spam like Heinz
20. What's your favourite Python? The dead one
21. What's your favourite snake? Grass snake
22. What's your favourite single celled animal? dog
23. What's your favourite Martian? Typical Grey head yokes
24. What's your favourite film that Christopher Lloyd has starred in? Whos he ?
25. What's your favourite Back to the Future film? III
26. Bill or Ted? What's your favourite? Bill
27. What's your favourite question that you've answered so far? Who are you ?
28. What's your favourite smiley?
29. What's your favourite bit of hardware that currently resides in your PC? Zip drive
30. Man! You're such a nerd!
31. What's your favourite term of slagging? I have so many its impossibe to choose
32. What's your favourite humming noise? hmmmmmmm
33. What's your favourite passage in the Bible? Quote it. In Latin. And then god created bubbles
34. What's your favourite cult? Cult of the dead donkey
35. What's your favourite form of mass suicide? Fire, burn baby burn !
36. What's your favourite chant? Om nyom
37. What's your favourite wallpaper pattern? Big pink flowers
38. What's your favourite cloud? CLOUD WARRIOR - OH MAN U WANA SEE HIS BUTT, TOTALLY W@NKABLE I TELLS YAH errr BRB - 10 mins later......... ohh i needed that
39. What's your favourite book of all time? War of the Worlds
40. What's your favourite isp? Esat !
41. You are stuck on a desert island. Suddenly a nakid chik washes up on the beach and demands hot sex. Do you give in to her demands or stay loyal to the chicken or the egg? The chicken and Egg of course
42. What's your favourite meaning of life? Pay bubbles money and u’ll go to heaven
43. What's your favourite question to the meaning of life? Life = ?
44. What's your favourite mushroom? The one in super mario
45. WYFA? YMCA ?
46. What's your favourite favourite? The worlds real top 50 xxx passwords page
47. How come it's taken me this long to mention Buffy? Good question.
48. What's your favourite way of killing a vampire? Penis tru the heart
49. What's your favourite breakfast? Kellogs Start
50. Where in the world is Carmen Diagio? Whats that ?
51. What's your favourite password? bubblesisasexgod
52. What's your favourite pin number? 4545
53. What's your favourite form of being defrauded? Paying taxes
54. What's your favourite cigarette? (legal ones, you pot smoking students!) B&H
55. What's your favourite stimulant? DeVores hot naked body
56. What's your favourite hard alcohol (other than poitin you culchies!) Vodka
57. What's your favourite jackeen? Taran
58. What's your favourite country? Ireland
59. What's your favourite county? Dublin
60. What's your favourite count? 1 2 3 etc
61. What's your favourite (unt? Demon
62. What's your favourite con? Save the bubbles foundation
63. What's your favourite co.? eircom :P
64. What's your favourite c? C
65. Where's Wally? Dunno where your wally is, but I’m holding mine right now.
66. What's your favourite satanic ritual? 3 sexy virgins shaggin bubbles
67. What's your favourite car? My dads
68. What's your favourite band? Metallica
69. What's your favourite sexual position? Doggy
70. What's your favourite form of being arrested? Tear gas
71. What's your favourite error message? Installation of Windows Complete.
72. Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman, Paddy Welshman, Paddy Irishman. How come they're all paddies? hmmmm
73. Describe your current frame of mind through your favourite form of interpretive dance. /me sits still
74. What's your favourite "Now that's what I call music"? the first one
75. Christ! You own a "Now that's what I call music album"? You're sick man, SICK!
76. What's your favourite girl band? Spice girls !
77. What's your favourite boy band? Metallica
78. When exactly did you realise you had no taste in music? 2nd July 1986
79. What's your favourite muppet? Hobbes
80. What's your favourite supporting actress in a foreign film? Ahhh yah know her, the one with the hair
81. What IS that annoying song that you can't get out of your head? Yellow submarine
82. What's your favourite son/daughter? YOU MUST CHOOSE NOW!!! NOW!!! Have none
83. What's your favourite lan? VexLan IV
84. What's your favourite network protocol? Execute c:\virus.exe
85. What's your favourite brand of switch? Clap on Clap off
86. What's your favourite operating system? Dos
87. Agggggh!!! Man you're still a geek!!!!
88. What's your favourite punctuation mark (for those that use them)? !
89. What's your favourite form of smug, self opinionated cynicism? Making ppl say “ I love you bubbles”
90. What's your favourite TD? hmmm
91. What's your favourite VD? hmmm
92. What's your favourite speech by a member of the oposition when there have been exactly three people sitting in the Dail and when one of those members is asleep? Dail ? wha, politics ? wha ? lower taxes wha ?
92. What's your favourite c0ck up in a post? Re: Ali G and indigo i.p
93. What's your favoutire mispelling? My speeling is perfect
94. What's your favourite corporate logo, you capitalist pig dog? Telcordia
95. What's your favourite communist? Shinji – sexy body
96. What's your favourite form of world distruction? Nuke fallout
97. What's your favourite porn star? Am I expected to learn all their names now ?
98. Pervert.
99. What's your favourite ice-cream? Vanilla
100. Who's your Daddy? I’ve been asking my mother that for years - I'm sure she'd like to find out too.
101. What's your favourite form of torture? Making someone read this reply.
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1. Who are you? im aoife aka Ri0t
2. What is your favourite you? The happy me....the me that i always am
3. How much do you love cheese? depends on whos it is
4. Which is your favourite cheese? Smoked Gouda
5. Do you have a foreskin? I should hope not
6. What is your favourite foreskin? A mans
7. What's your favourite number? 8
8. The chicken or the egg? Which is your favourite? Chicken
9. A tree falls in the middle of the forest. Was is it your favourite tree? Big ones
10. What is your favourite word? Explain. Rythm...theres something nice about it
11. WHAT! Is your favourite colour? Pink
12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? European or African?Dunno
13. What's your favourite excuse for being late to work/school/whereever the hell you were meant to be 15 mins ago? Traffic
14. What's your favourite member of the oposite sex? A man
15. What's your favourite member of the same sex? Anna
16. What is your favourite closet to come out of? my wardrobe
17. What's the best sex you've ever had (describe in full detail)? 2 weeks ago...;) it was just mind blowing...and lasted the whole nite...
18. What's the best sex you've ever had with either a chicken or an egg? Which came first? i did
19. Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, beans, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam. Your favourite? spam
20. What's your favourite Python? Monty
21. What's your favourite snake? Python
22. What's your favourite single celled animal? Amoeba
23. What's your favourite Martian? A green one
24. What's your favourite film that Christopher Lloyd has starred in? who?
25. What's your favourite Back to the Future film? 2
26. Bill or Ted? What's your favourite? Ted
27. What's your favourite question that you've answered so far? Favourite colour
28. What's your favourite smiley?
29. What's your favourite bit of hardware that currently resides in your PC? My webcam
30. Man! You're such a nerd!
31. What's your favourite term of slagging? I bet u dont even have one
32. What's your favourite humming noise? lalala
33. What's your favourite passage in the Bible? Quote it. In Latin. Sanctus Dominus
34. What's your favourite cult? Opus Dei
35. What's your favourite form of mass suicide? Dont have one
36. What's your favourite chant? Agnus Dei
37. What's your favourite wallpaper pattern? Stars
38. What's your favourite cloud? that white one
39. What's your favourite book of all time? Anne and Barry
40. What's your favourite isp? Eircom Hi Speed
41. You are stuck on a desert island. Suddenly a nakid chik washes up on the beach and demands hot sex. Do you give in to her demands or stay loyal to the chicken or the egg? Give it
42. What's your favourite meaning of life? Its too short
43. What's your favourite question to the meaning of life? how did we get here?
44. What's your favourite mushroom? Magic
45. WYFA? ?
46. What's your favourite favourite? www.google.com
47. How come it's taken me this long to mention Buffy? ?
48. What's your favourite way of killing a vampire? my teeth
49. What's your favourite breakfast? Toast
50. Where in the world is Carmen Diagio? ??
51. What's your favourite password? password
52. What's your favourite pin number? 22682
53. What's your favourite form of being defrauded? My brother
54. What's your favourite cigarette? (legal ones, you pot smoking students!) Benson and Hedges
55. What's your favourite stimulant?
56. What's your favourite hard alcohol (other than poitin you culchies!) A cocktail
57. What's your favourite jackeen? ??
58. What's your favourite country?Itlay
59. What's your favourite county? Wicklow
60. What's your favourite count? Dracula
61. What's your favourite (unt? Mine
62. What's your favourite con? dont have one
63. What's your favourite co.? dont have one
64. What's your favourite c? citrus
65. Where's Wally? in the book
66. What's your favourite satanic ritual? Plucking my eyebrows
67. What's your favourite car? Audi a4
68. What's your favourite band? Steps
69. What's your favourite sexual position? From behind?!
70. What's your favourite form of being arrested? handcuffed
71. What's your favourite error message? ILLEGAL PROCEDURE
72. Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman, Paddy Welshman, Paddy Irishman. How come they're all paddies? Cos there all related
73. Describe your current frame of mind through your favourite form of interpretive dance. Im doind a slow dance
74. What's your favourite "Now that's what I call music"? 24
75. Christ! You own a "Now that's what I call music album"? You're sick man, SICK!
76. What's your favourite girl band? Atomic Kitten
77. What's your favourite boy band? Five
78. When exactly did you realise you had no taste in music?Just now
79. What's your favourite muppet? U
80. What's your favourite supporting actress in a foreign film? lol..Sophie Macreau
81. What IS that annoying song that you can't get out of your head? Kylie...
82. What's your favourite son/daughter? YOU MUST CHOOSE NOW!!! NOW!!! Daughter
83. What's your favourite lan? ??? Lan or Ian?
84. What's your favourite network protocol?
85. What's your favourite brand of switch? Solus
86. What's your favourite operating system? Windows Pro.
87. Agggggh!!! Man you're still a geek!!!!
88. What's your favourite punctuation mark (for those that use them)? ;
89. What's your favourite form of smug, self opinionated cynicism? bringing my morror EVERYWHERE
90. What's your favourite TD? bertie
91. What's your favourite VD? ?????
92. What's your favourite speech by a member of the oposition when there have been exactly three people sitting in the Dail and when one of those members is asleep? mINE
92. What's your favourite c0ck up in a post? Wondering y people got stars....
93. What's your favoutire mispelling? ftor
94. What's your favourite corporate logo, you capitalist pig dog? Every little helps
95. What's your favourite communist? Dont have one
96. What's your favourite form of world distruction? None
97. What's your favourite porn star? Myself
98. Pervert.
99. What's your favourite ice-cream? Chocolate
100. Who's your Daddy? Dont know him
101. What's your favourite form of torture? This post
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1. Who are you? I’M David
2. What is your favourite you? The drunk one
3. How much do you love cheese? I don’t
4. Which is your favourite cheese? Mozzarella
5. Do you have a foreskin? There have been some rumours to that affect
6. What is your favourite foreskin? I couldn’t possibly kiss and tell
7. What's your favourite number? 3
8. The chicken or the egg? Which is your favourite? chicken
9. A tree falls in the middle of the forest. Was is it your favourite tree? pine
10. What is your favourite word? Explain. Umbridge/gruntled (look it up in a dictionary)
11. WHAT! Is your favourite colour? blue
12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? European or African? fast
13. What's your favourite excuse for being late to work/school/whereever the hell you were meant to be 15 mins ago? It’s my first day
14. What's your favourite member of the oposite sex? Anna
15. What's your favourite member of the same sex? Me
16. What is your favourite closet to come out of? I’m more of a cupboard kinda guy
17. What's the best sex you've ever had (describe in full detail)? I’d have to refer u to Q.6
18. What's the best sex you've ever had with either a chicken or an egg? Which came first? The chicken
19. Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, beans, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam. Your favourite? I prefer roast potatoes
20. What's your favourite Python? The Holy Grail
21. What's your favourite snake? I don’t have 1
22. What's your favourite single celled animal? Amoeba
23. What's your favourite Martian? The one from Bugs Bunny(His name escapes me atm)
24. What's your favourite film that Christopher Lloyd has starred in? I know the name but I don’t know any films
25. What's your favourite Back to the Future film? 1
26. Bill or Ted? What's your favourite? The Grim Reaper
27. What's your favourite question that you've answered so far? This one
28. What's your favourite smiley?
29. What's your favourite bit of hardware that currently resides in your PC? Sub Woofer
30. Man! You're such a nerd!
31. What's your favourite term of slagging? Screw you Hippy or Stick it and Swivel(got dat 1 of some1 else)
32. What's your favourite humming noise? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
33. What's your favourite passage in the Bible? Quote it. In Latin. Sorry I can’t
34. What's your favourite cult? America(Every1’s mind is wrapped there)
35. What's your favourite form of mass suicide? I’m actually not that fond of suicide
36. What's your favourite chant? The 1 the Harry Chrisna’s(I know its not spelt right) do
37. What's your favourite wallpaper pattern? I Prefer paint
38. What's your favourite cloud? There was this one time when I was about 7. I remember the cloud clearly. It was shaped like a crocodile. It was cool! It was one of the first images I ever saw in a cloud and 12 years later I still remember it
39. What's your favourite book of all time? Come back to me in about 2/3 weeks
40. What's your favourite isp? I hate them all(stupid 56k)
41. You are stuck on a desert island. Suddenly a nakid chik washes up on the beach and demands hot sex. Do you give in to her demands or stay loyal to the chicken or the egg? Give in
42. What's your favourite meaning of life? Life is for the living
43. What's your favourite question to the meaning of life? What are you getting out of your life?(makes you think)
44. What's your favourite mushroom? I don’t like mushrooms
45. WYFA? Huh?
46. What's your favourite favourite? 38
47. How come it's taken me this long to mention Buffy? Cause you weren’t thinking about her until now
48. What's your favourite way of killing a vampire? fire
49. What's your favourite breakfast? Rice Crispies
50. Where in the world is Carmen Diagio? I’ll take a guess. Is it in the pacific somewhere?
51. What's your favourite password? gotohell
52. What's your favourite pin number? 1234567
53. What's your favourite form of being defrauded? I haven’t been dat stupid yet
54. What's your favourite cigarette? (legal ones, you pot smoking students!) Smoking is for stupid ppl who want to shorten their life by 20-40 years
55. What's your favourite stimulant? Alcohol
56. What's your favourite hard alcohol (other than poitin you culchies!) Flaming Lamborghini(mmmmmmmmmmmmm)
57. What's your favourite jackeen? I have no idea
58. What's your favourite country? Ireland(I’m a patriotic bastard what can I say)
59. What's your favourite county? Dublin
60. What's your favourite count? Dracul
61. What's your favourite (unt? I think that would be Q.6
62. What's your favourite con? Huh?
63. What's your favourite co.? I really am not that loyal to companies
64. What's your favourite c? cow
65. Where's Wally? Where you left him
66. What's your favourite satanic ritual? I don’t have one but my favourite pagan event is Christmas
67. What's your favourite car? Audi TT(Without a doubt)
68. What's your favourite band? I haven’t been able to answer dat one in 8 years(my taste varies too much)
69. What's your favourite sexual position? Girl on Top
70. What's your favourite form of being arrested? By a female stripper pretending to be a gaurd
71. What's your favourite error message? Error!
72. Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman, Paddy Welshman, Paddy Irishman. How come they're all paddies? Why not?
73. Describe your current frame of mind through your favourite form of interpretive dance. Epileptic Fit
74. What's your favourite "Now that's what I call music"? I’ve never listened to one
75. Christ! You own a "Now that's what I call music album"? You're sick man, SICK! Can you not read!?
76. What's your favourite girl band? The one where they are all naked.
77. What's your favourite boy band? The Delerento. They’re a rock group but all male
78. When exactly did you realise you had no taste in music? I havent
79. What's your favourite muppet? animal
80. What's your favourite supporting actress in a foreign film? Ur one
81. What IS that annoying song that you can't get out of your head? The song red_ice posted up on the CS boards(worth a listen
82. What's your favourite son/daughter? YOU MUST CHOOSE NOW!!! NOW!!! daughter
83. What's your favourite lan? Planet LAN
84. What's your favourite network protocol? I haven’t the faintest idea
85. What's your favourite brand of switch? Solus
86. What's your favourite operating system? Anything bar Windows
87. Agggggh!!! Man you're still a geek!!!!
88. What's your favourite punctuation mark (for those that use them)? I has the be “”
89. What's your favourite form of smug, self opinionated cynicism? If you get to know me you’ll find out dat im not smug. Im hut by dat comment
90. What's your favourite TD? The dead one
91. What's your favourite VD? Gah?
92. What's your favourite speech by a member of the oposition when there have been exactly three people sitting in the Dail and when one of those members is asleep? There is so many that I just cant choose
92. What's your favourite c0ck up in a post? Yours! You’re constantly saying “what’s” instead of “who”
93. What's your favoutire mispelling?
94. What's your favourite corporate logo, you capitalist pig dog?
95. What's your favourite communist? Marx
96. What's your favourite form of world distruction? The world exploding from the inside out
97. What's your favourite porn star? I couldn’t pick just one
98. Pervert.
99. What's your favourite ice-cream? One of those Ben&Jerry’s
100. Who's your Daddy? He’s a guy that lives in the same house as me and about 20 odd years ago had sex with my mother. 10 months later I was born so because of this act he’s called daddy
101. What's your favourite form of torture? The form when im inflicting it!
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1. Who are you? Bard the Evil Boards mod ... a.k.a. Niall O'Keeffe the (currently unemployed) web designer
2. What is your favourite you? working me
3. How much do you love cheese? Lots
4. Which is your favourite cheese? Calvita! (definite "om-nyom" status there)
5. Do you have a foreskin? as opposed to after-skin?
6. What is your favourite foreskin? mine
7. What's your favourite number? Used to be i (the sqr. root of -1) but that's just sad. It's 2.
8. The chicken or the egg? Which is your favourite? chicken
9. A tree falls in the middle of the forest. Was is it your favourite tree? the one that stood next to the one that fell... and laughed at it.
10. What is your favourite word? Explain. It seems to be "pants" at the moment. Which is a bit sad. Can't explain it, sorry.
11. WHAT! Is your favourite colour? Green.
12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? European or African? 36,000 karraboops per second.
13. What's your favourite excuse for being late to work/school/whereever the hell you were meant to be 15 mins ago? "I was involved in a traffic accident" - I've used that one 3 times.
14. What's your favourite member of the oposite sex? can't say...
15. What's your favourite member of the same sex? No contest... my brother.
16. What is your favourite closet to come out of? the one in Jennifer Love-Hewitt's private chambers
17. What's the best sex you've ever had (describe in full detail)? ... describe it? lol- don't think so!
18. What's the best sex you've ever had with either a chicken or an egg? Which came first? ... nobody... it was tantra, baby.
19. Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, beans, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam. Your favourite? spam, surprisingly.
20. What's your favourite Python? John.
21. What's your favourite snake? Cobra.
22. What's your favourite single celled animal? Gladiator.
23. What's your favourite Martian? it's a TV show.
24. What's your favourite film that Christopher Lloyd has starred in? "One flew over the Cuckoo's Nest".
25. What's your favourite Back to the Future film? The first one.
26. Bill or Ted? What's your favourite? The one that's not Keanu.
27. What's your favourite question that you've answered so far? no. 24.
28. What's your favourite smiley? erm.... this one will do:
HAVE ANOTHER BEER...
29. What's your favourite bit of hardware that currently resides in your PC? nice sound card. it makes nice sounds.
30. Man! You're such a nerd! "pfft!
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31. What's your favourite term of slagging? "you complete sack of monkey spunk covered horse shit" jumps to mind...
32. What's your favourite humming noise? hmm hmm hmm hmmmmm hmmmmm (O Flower of Scotland)
33. What's your favourite passage in the Bible? Quote it. In Latin. The End / Fin(?)
34. What's your favourite cult? Radical Liberals... Storm the houses of parliament, kick the doors in, rough up the MP's and then say... "look, er, ... we'll pay for the damage..." (Eddie Izzard)
35. What's your favourite form of mass suicide? shagging.... SHAGGING to death! yeah!
36. What's your favourite chant? "We hate the English more than you!" ... "No you don't!" ... "Yes we do!" (etc.) (the crowds at Ireland V Scotland in rugby/soccer/anything)
37. What's your favourite wallpaper pattern? No paper. Black paint.
38. What's your favourite cloud? That one over there that looks like a giant pair of breasts. *giggle*
39. What's your favourite book of all time? The Complete Works of William Shakespeare / Hitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy
40. What's your favourite isp? none
41. You are stuck on a desert island. Suddenly a nakid chik washes up on the beach and demands hot sex. Do you give in to her demands or stay loyal to the chicken or the egg? I give in. Then I wake up.
42. What's your favourite meaning of life? 42.
43. What's your favourite question to the meaning of life? "What is the meaning of life?"
44. What's your favourite mushroom? The ones on Apache Pizzas' ... er... pizzas
45. WYFA? you're a bit of a bible freak, aren't you?
46. What's your favourite favourite? Metallica
47. How come it's taken me this long to mention Buffy? You just turned on the telly?
48. What's your favourite way of killing a vampire? sticking that stuck up smarmy laughing tree through its heart.
49. What's your favourite breakfast? rasher sandwiches.
50. Where in the world is Carmen Diagio? in ... her house?... presumably...
51. What's your favourite password? y0uMu5tB3B133d1nJ0k1Ng
52. What's your favourite pin number? 1234
53. What's your favourite form of being defrauded? y'know the one that involves the person defrauding me ending up being horribly mutilated by an ill-tempered mutated sea-bass?... that one.
54. What's your favourite cigarette? (legal ones, you pot smoking students!) Marlboro Lights.
55. What's your favourite stimulant? "the excitement!
56. What's your favourite hard alcohol (other than poitin you culchies!) aftershock/tequila
57. What's your favourite jackeen? Dunno.
58. What's your favourite country? Ireland
59. What's your favourite county? Co. Clare
60. What's your favourite count? the count down from 10 to 1.
61. What's your favourite (unt? Dunno again.
62. What's your favourite con? Oh--... that movie with "The Entertainer" as it's theme tune.
63. What's your favourite co.? Does Boards.ie Ltd. count ?
64. What's your favourite c? car
65. Where's Wally? behind the couch.
66. What's your favourite satanic ritual? Dunno about satanic rituals, but I quite like the idea of the pagan handfasting ritual.
67. What's your favourite car? I'm actually happy enough with a Fiat Punto at the moment.
68. What's your favourite band? Metallica / Radiohead.
69. What's your favourite sexual position? Her on top.
70. What's your favourite form of being arrested? I'd have to go with the female stripper pretending to be a garda as well...
71. What's your favourite error message? "ERROR! An unknown error has occurred!"
72. Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman, Paddy Welshman, Paddy Irishman. How come they're all paddies? Their actual names are Patrick (English), Paudie (Scottish), Pfatricllffrbbo (Welsh) and Paddy (Irish).
73. Describe your current frame of mind through your favourite form of interpretive dance. That exercise thing that Lt. Worf off of Star Trek: TNG does.
74. What's your favourite "Now that's what I call music"? Don't have a favourite.
75. Christ! You own a "Now that's what I call music album"? You're sick man, SICK! Actually I own about 15 of them (used to do a bit of DJ'ing) and about 200 other (GOOD) CD's.
76. What's your favourite girl band? Destiny's Child. Om-nyom.
77. What's your favourite boy band? Do Metallica count?
78. When exactly did you realise you had no taste in music? I suppose I've yet to realise that...
79. What's your favourite muppet? Swedish Chef.
80. What's your favourite supporting actress in a foreign film? Michelle Yeoh I suppose.
81. What IS that annoying song that you can't get out of your head? "DJ Otzi - Hey Baby (Uhh Ahh)" ... of course.
82. What's your favourite son/daughter? YOU MUST CHOOSE NOW!!! NOW!!! As me when I have kids.
83. What's your favourite lan? never been to those events.
84. What's your favourite network protocol? SOAP
85. What's your favourite brand of switch? dunno
86. What's your favourite operating system? Windows 2000 ... OS/X looks nice tho'.
87. Agggggh!!! Man you're still a geek!!!! So are you
88. What's your favourite punctuation mark (for those that use them)? I seem to use "..." a lot
89. What's your favourite form of smug, self opinionated cynicism? pfft! :rolleyes:
90. What's your favourite TD? none
91. What's your favourite VD? none
92. What's your favourite speech by a member of the oposition when there have been exactly three people sitting in the Dail and when one of those members is asleep? Too many to pick just one.
92. What's your favourite c0ck up in a post? most things said by the answer to #22.
93. What's your favoutire mispelling? n/a
94. What's your favourite corporate logo, you capitalist pig dog?
This one (20th Century Fox)
95. What's your favourite communist? My cousin
96. What's your favourite form of world distruction? A Disaster Area concert... that'd be cool. (h2g2 reference)
97. What's your favourite porn star? dunno... so many to choose from again!
98. Pervert. Aww... geee... thanks
99. What's your favourite ice-cream? '99 with a flake.
100. Who's your Daddy? The man who married my Mom, 8 1/2 months before I showed up.
101. What's your favourite form of torture? Let's just say it involves a well sharpened pencil...
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Heh Dav, can't take credit for dredging this one up. Ri0T^GiRL takes the archeology credits this semester.
Kinda wish it was me tho. There's something kinky about having my 500th post coincide with Amp's 500th post. I know he'd see it that way.
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1. Who are you? smak a.k.a. ciaran (student in tipp inst)
2. What is your favourite you?all of them
3. How much do you love cheese?this much (holds hands far apart)
4. Which is your favourite cheese?64 slices of american cheese
5. Do you have a foreskin?probably
6. What is your favourite foreskin?mine
7. What's your favourite number? 0.1
8. The chicken or the egg? Which is your favourite? chicken
9. A tree falls in the middle of the forest. Was is it your favourite tree? no. my favourite tree only exists in my mind
10. What is your favourite word? Explain. "bottom", trés l33t!
11. WHAT! Is your favourite colour? blue
12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? European or African? i dont know.... gah!!
13. What's your favourite excuse for being late to work/school/whereever the hell you were meant to be 15 mins ago? sorry, im late.
14. What's your favourite member of the oposite sex? all of them.
15. What's your favourite member of the same sex? me
16. What is your favourite closet to come out of? the hotpress
17. What's the best sex you've ever had (describe in full detail)? SPAM!
18. What's the best sex you've ever had with either a chicken or an egg? Which came first? the egg.
19. Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, beans, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam. Your favourite? spam
20. What's your favourite Python? John
21. What's your favourite snake? the one that i never get to see
22. What's your favourite single celled animal? Euglena, a single-cell pondwater animal (protozoan)
23. What's your favourite Martian? the green kind
24. What's your favourite film that Christopher Lloyd has starred in? Back To The Future trilogy
25. What's your favourite Back to the Future film? part I
26. Bill or Ted? What's your favourite? Bill
27. What's your favourite question that you've answered so far? the one about my favourite me.
28. What's your favourite smiley? :-R
29. What's your favourite bit of hardware that currently resides in your PC? the on switch
30. Man! You're such a nerd! !!
31. What's your favourite term of slagging? your a total, total, goit! and a total one at that!
32. What's your favourite humming noise? hm hmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
33. What's your favourite passage in the Bible? Quote it. In Latin. never read the whole thing.
34. What's your favourite cult? moonies, cos i always thought thay had a funny name.
35. What's your favourite form of mass suicide? pillow fights to the death
36. What's your favourite chant? ommmmm... ommmmm.... ommmmm....
37. What's your favourite wallpaper pattern? the squary type of kind
38. What's your favourite cloud? nimbus stratus
39. What's your favourite book of all time? "Animal Farm" by George Orwell
40. What's your favourite isp? N/A
41. You are stuck on a desert island. Suddenly a nakid chik washes up on the beach and demands hot sex. Do you give in to her demands or stay loyal to the chicken or the egg? give in.
42. What's your favourite meaning of life? "it's all a load of bollox really."
43. What's your favourite question to the meaning of life? "but, what does it all mean??"
44. What's your favourite mushroom? the white one's
45. WYFA? quite.
46. What's your favourite favourite? me
47. How come it's taken me this long to mention Buffy? you were building up suspense??
48. What's your favourite way of killing a vampire? sunlight. cue: "im melting.... melting........
49. What's your favourite breakfast? the morning kind.
50. Where in the world is Carmen Diagio? Channel Islands
51. What's your favourite password? qwerty
52. What's your favourite pin number? 5678
53. What's your favourite form of being defrauded? the one where they get cought.
54. What's your favourite cigarette? (legal ones, you pot smoking students!) dont smoke.
55. What's your favourite stimulant? alcohol
56. What's your favourite hard alcohol (other than poitin you culchies!)any.
57. What's your favourite jackeen? the sugar kind.
58. What's your favourite country? ireland!
59. What's your favourite county? tipperary!
60. What's your favourite count? duckula
61. What's your favourite (unt? any??
62. What's your favourite con? the in prison kind.
63. What's your favourite co.? dunno.
64. What's your favourite c? the lowercase kind.
65. Where's Wally? hiding.
66. What's your favourite satanic ritual? the one that involves those big bonfires out on the moors.
67. What's your favourite car? delorean
68. What's your favourite band? the rubber kind
69. What's your favourite sexual position? any.
70. What's your favourite form of being arrested? the one where some fat bitch give the full body cavity search.
71. What's your favourite error message? blue screen of death.
72. Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman, Paddy Welshman, Paddy Irishman. How come they're all paddies? it's a common name??
73. Describe your current frame of mind through your favourite form of interpretive dance. what?
74. What's your favourite "Now that's what I call music"? dont have a favourite. dont own one.
75. Christ! You own a "Now that's what I call music album"? You're sick man, SICK! see above.
76. What's your favourite girl band? lol.
77. What's your favourite boy band? lol.
78. When exactly did you realise you had no taste in music? just now.
79. What's your favourite muppet? beaker
80. What's your favourite supporting actress in a foreign film? cant remember name.
81. What IS that annoying song that you can't get out of your head? oneway or another.... im gonna get ya, get ya, get ya....
82. What's your favourite son/daughter? YOU MUST CHOOSE NOW!!! NOW!!! Patrick
83. What's your favourite lan? Planet / DNC
84. What's your favourite network protocol? TCP/IP
85. What's your favourite brand of switch? dont know.
86. What's your favourite operating system? Win2k professional.
87. Agggggh!!! Man you're still a geek!!!! and...
88. What's your favourite punctuation mark (for those that use them)? :
89. What's your favourite form of smug, self opinionated cynicism? "your wrong"
90. What's your favourite TD? Seamus Heany. (only one i know / voted for)
91. What's your favourite VD? N/A
92. What's your favourite speech by a member of the oposition when there have been exactly three people sitting in the Dail and when one of those members is asleep? as leader of the birthday party, i must insist that the deaputy be removed from the dail, for eating the giant pinapple.
92. What's your favourite c0ck up in a post? where someone gives out a spelling mistake and makes a speling mistake in the post giving out about the spelling mistake.
93. What's your favoutire mispelling? "speling"
94. What's your favourite corporate logo, you capitalist pig dog? homer simpsons "hi" logo
95. What's your favourite communist? Fidel!
96. What's your favourite form of world distruction? the one where i survive with about 100 lovley ladies and have to repopulate the earth.
97. What's your favourite porn star? any.
98. Pervert. !!
99. What's your favourite ice-cream? 99 cone.
100. Who's your Daddy? the person whos married to my mother.
101. What's your favourite form of torture? the rack.0 -
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1. Who are you?
easy first question. i know this one. ummm, i'll come back to it
2. What is your favourite you?
not too sure about that. not my boards one anyway
3. How much do you love cheese?
i likes cheese lots
4. Which is your favourite cheese?
probably brie
5. Do you have a foreskin?
yes
6. What is your favourite foreskin?
chicks with dic, er forget what i just said
7. What's your favourite number?
3
8. The chicken or the egg? Which is your favourite?
chiken. I feel like chiken tonight, chicken tonight!
9. A tree falls in the middle of the forest. Was is it your favourite tree?
did it kill any mime artists? if so then it was my favourite one
10. What is your favourite word? Explain.
pedantic/pedent. THATS the why.....
11. WHAT! Is your favourite colour?
yellow, no, green, yahhhhhhhhhh!
12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? European or African?
was it carring a coconut?
13. What's your favourite excuse for being late to work/school/whereever the hell you were meant to be 15 mins ago?
what do you mean late? ive been up to my elbows in servers for the last hour! my, late, unpossible
14. What's your favourite member of the oposite sex?
your ma
15. What's your favourite member of the same sex?
erm, your da?
16. What is your favourite closet to come out of?
hanson sock cupboard
17. What's the best sex you've ever had (describe in full detail)?
in a bathroom with all mirrored walls in an expensive 5 star hotel in london
18. What's the best sex you've ever had with either a chicken or an egg? Which came first?
i did
19. Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, beans, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam. Your favourite?
spam with spam spam spam spam spam spam and spam with a fried egg on top with a side order of spam. i know a song about it too
20. What's your favourite Python?
holy grail. no go away or i shall taunt you a second time.
21. What's your favourite snake?
one eyed trouser verity
22. What's your favourite single celled animal?
animals arent single celled
23. What's your favourite Martian?
the one will bill bixby from about 35 years ago. used to watch it in australia
24. What's your favourite film that Christopher Lloyd has starred in?
ohh so many so many.adamms family
25. What's your favourite Back to the Future film?
III
26. Bill or Ted? What's your favourite?
what a totally bogus question dude.....
27. What's your favourite question that you've answered so far?
none, ive read the question and my favourite is coming up
28. What's your favourite smiley?
WW), but cloud has taken away my whitewashman smiley
29. What's your favourite bit of hardware that currently resides in your PC?
my new soundblaster thats about to go in
30. Man! You're such a nerd!
well, id like to be termed a pc 'enthusiast'
31. What's your favourite term of slagging?
f*ckwit, t0sser or w@nker. any will suffice. put f*cking before if real muppetry has ensued
32. What's your favourite humming noise?
hmm?
33. What's your favourite passage in the Bible? Quote it. In Latin.
carpe diem baby. from the bible of metallica.
34. What's your favourite cult?
blue oyster
35. What's your favourite form of mass suicide?
ones that i look upon from afar. mind you, the league of nike who burned themselves when haleyys comet was about was kinda far out.
36. What's your favourite chant?
um guru, guru um
37. What's your favourite wallpaper pattern?
preferably one that matches and wasnt hung by sone cowboy
38. What's your favourite cloud?
cumulus
39. What's your favourite book of all time?
too many. i cant even begin to remember a tenth of what ive read.
40. What's your favourite isp?
BT adsl when im not paying for it.
41. You are stuck on a desert island. Suddenly a nakid chik washes up on the beach and demands hot sex. Do you give in to her demands or stay loyal to the chicken or the egg?
im loyal. however, i would cook her a meal of peking chicken with fried egg rice jsut before we make love without a guilty concience
42. What's your favourite meaning of life?
people do stuff. TM of amp and wwman.
43. What's your favourite question to the meaning of life?
whats it all about then?
44. What's your favourite mushroom?
atomic clouds. so beautiful and yet so awful
45. WYFA?
get a grip......
46. What's your favourite favourite?
whats your favourite method of automotive mass production
47. How come it's taken me this long to mention Buffy?
coz, like, you dont like, like buffy. on the other hand i do, like
48. What's your favourite way of killing a vampire?
by getting buffy to do it and then i will tend to any wounds she may have with gentle caressing kisses
49. What's your favourite breakfast?
scrambled eggs with a hint of cinnamon and a rasher sandwich
50. Where in the world is Carmen Diagio?
L.A. at least thats where i alwys used to find here. ohh the memories. how retro
51. What's your favourite password?
***********
52. What's your favourite pin number?
0000
53. What's your favourite form of being defrauded?
by being charged 20 quid a quarter for the privilage of using AIB to store my hard earned money
54. What's your favourite cigarette? (legal ones, you pot smoking students!)
marly lights
55. What's your favourite stimulant?
adrenaline
56. What's your favourite hard alcohol (other than poitin you culchies!)
malibu
57. What's your favourite jackeen?
amp
58. What's your favourite country?
ireland
59. What's your favourite county?
dublin
60. What's your favourite count?
down. i'll have a good shag please carol. phoooaw!
61. What's your favourite (unt?
we dont use the c word thanks. but the one i get to do lots of nice things to
62. What's your favourite con?
traceptive? durex featherlite
63. What's your favourite co.?
ntinuity? your lack there of?
64. What's your favourite c?
the one in the russian alphabet. dead sexy it is.
65. Where's Wally?
just behind the elephant on the other page. right there! cmonn, are you blind? see hius walking stick. there you go, next page now.
66. What's your favourite satanic ritual?
moderating boards.ie
67. What's your favourite car?
peugeot 206 convertable. and i will have one for a mear 16000 sterling
but i will settle for an mx-5 in 4 months time!
68. What's your favourite band?
metallica
69. What's your favourite sexual position?
from behind
70. What's your favourite form of being arrested?
in a case of mistaken identity
71. What's your favourite error message?
abort, retry, fail.
its a bit like sex after too many pints
72. Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman, Paddy Welshman, Paddy Irishman. How come they're all paddies?
they arent. dont be stupid.
73. Describe your current frame of mind through your favourite form of interpretive dance.
/me dances. there you go
74. What's your favourite "Now that's what I call music"?
the first one. its the only one i ever bought. i was a quick learner
75. Christ! You own a "Now that's what I call music album"? You're sick man, SICK!
counciling works wonders.....
76. What's your favourite girl band?
spice girls
77. What's your favourite boy band?
5ive
78. When exactly did you realise you had no taste in music?
about the same time you bleached your hair and we both realised we had no taste in anything.
79. What's your favourite muppet?
pigs in space
80. What's your favourite supporting actress in a foreign film?
guy pierce in precilla quenn of the desert
81. What IS that annoying song that you can't get out of your head?
na na na, nanananana, na na na, nanananana by kylie
82. What's your favourite son/daughter? YOU MUST CHOOSE NOW!!! NOW!!!
my first born, but alas, i must give him up to the gods of boards.ie
83. What's your favourite lan?
the one i have set up at the moment which allows me free adsl
84. What's your favourite network protocol?
tcp/ip. yeah, i know, microsft sellout
85. What's your favourite brand of switch?
a good supply bamboo one. 10 of the best of those really gets my juices flowing
86. What's your favourite operating system?
win2k
87. Agggggh!!! Man you're still a geek!!!!
/me shrugs
88. What's your favourite punctuation mark (for those that use them)?
whats a shift key for again?
89. What's your favourite form of smug, self opinionated cynicism?
raising one eybrow
90. What's your favourite TD?
dunno? whos in charge these days anyway?
91. What's your favourite VD?
never had one, so i guess all the ones i never had
92. What's your favourite speech by a member of the oposition when there have been exactly three people sitting in the Dail and when one of those members is asleep?
one on the deforestation of county wicklow.
92. What's your favourite c0ck up in a post?
acting the bollox by taking the opposite view of everyone else. actually, thats a lot of my posts isnt it?
93. What's your favoutire mispelling?
tehy instead of tehy. bugger, i mean they.
94. What's your favourite corporate logo, you capitalist pig dog?
'Gordan Freeman Must Die' on the walls in half life.
95. What's your favourite communist?
snowball in animal farm
96. What's your favourite form of world distruction?
world party 2002, dance the world apart
97. What's your favourite porn star?
delihala the donkey. star of most of my donkey pr0n collection
98. Pervert.
ummm, lets just say its a different slant. you watch guys who are hung like a donkey. i just watch the donkey
99. What's your favourite ice-cream?
hagen daas strawberry
100. Who's your Daddy?
id rather not remember if you dont mind. w@nker
101. What's your favourite form of torture?
reading the drival thats is posted on the humanities forum. or work
hold on, these are my least favourite!
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1. Who are you? Nekkid Bible Man, aka Naked Bible Reading Man, aka Nakey, aka zeeWalroos
2. What is your favourite you? Nakey
3. How much do you love cheese? lots
4. Which is your favourite cheese? red chedder
5. Do you have a foreskin? jeje
6. What is your favourite foreskin? Shinji's
7. What's your favourite number? 7
8. The chicken or the egg? Which is your favourite? Chicken
9. A tree falls in the middle of the forest. Was is it your favourite tree? no, my favourite tree is outside my house.
10. What is your favourite word? Explain. Penis - pretty self explanatory
11. WHAT! Is your favourite colour? Green
12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? European or African? heheheh
13. What's your favourite excuse for being late to work/school/whereever the hell you were meant to be 15 mins ago? I had to eat my dessert with a tea spoon.
14. What's your favourite member of the oposite sex? My mum
15. What's your favourite member of the same sex? Shinji
16. What is your favourite closet to come out of? The one that leads to Narnia
17. What's the best sex you've ever had (describe in full detail)? Me + my hand = room that looks like a fire extinguisher exploded
18. What's the best sex you've ever had with either a chicken or an egg? Which came first? Chicken
19. Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, beans, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam. Your favourite? number 3
20. What's your favourite Python? Monty
21. What's your favourite snake? Snake II
22. What's your favourite single celled animal? Plankton?
23. What's your favourite Martian? Marvin
24. What's your favourite film that Christopher Lloyd has starred in? The one with yer man - Christopher something
25. What's your favourite Back to the Future film? back To The Future 2
26. Bill or Ted? What's your favourite? Ted
27. What's your favourite question that you've answered so far? #12
28. What's your favourite smiley?
29. What's your favourite bit of hardware that currently resides in your PC? I love them all equally
30. Man! You're such a nerd! Negatory
31. What's your favourite term of slagging? ****eye
32. What's your favourite humming noise? hummmmmmmm
33. What's your favourite passage in the Bible? Quote it. In Latin. "homofacies" - its latin, dunno about the whole bible part though.
34. What's your favourite cult? The Catholic Church
35. What's your favourite form of mass suicide? Death By Stereo
36. What's your favourite chant? The referee's a wanker?
37. What's your favourite wallpaper pattern? Monster Trucks
38. What's your favourite cloud? Cumulonimbus
39. What's your favourite book of all time? HitchHikers Guide To Europe (or The Galaxy)
40. What's your favourite isp? Eircom *smile*
41. You are stuck on a desert island. Suddenly a nakid chik washes up on the beach and demands hot sex. Do you give in to her demands or stay loyal to the chicken or the egg? I think they can all be involved
42. What's your favourite meaning of life? 42
43. What's your favourite question to the meaning of life? What is the meaning of life?
44. What's your favourite mushroom? Magical
45. WYFA? That's what I thought
46. What's your favourite favourite? Shoe Size
47. How come it's taken me this long to mention Buffy? Good question, are joo fafg?
48. What's your favourite way of killing a vampire? See answer #35
49. What's your favourite breakfast? mars Bar
50. Where in the world is Carmen Diagio? Under my desk
51. What's your favourite password? flyhead
52. What's your favourite pin number? 1701
53. What's your favourite form of being defrauded? Credit Card
54. What's your favourite cigarette? (legal ones, you pot smoking students!) John Player Blue
55. What's your favourite stimulant? Shinji
56. What's your favourite hard alcohol (other than poitin you culchies!)? Vodka
57. What's your favourite jackeen? My mum
58. What's your favourite country? Japan
59. What's your favourite county? Dublin
60. What's your favourite count? Duckula
61. What's your favourite (unt? YORE MA
62. What's your favourite con? Amp
63. What's your favourite co.? .uk
64. What's your favourite c? ++
65. Where's Wally? Under my desk
66. What's your favourite satanic ritual? Sacrificing a virgin on the heath
67. What's your favourite car? Nissan Skyline
68. What's your favourite band? Pixies
69. What's your favourite sexual position? Under my desk
70. What's your favourite form of being arrested? Under my desk
71. What's your favourite error message? Error.
72. Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman, Paddy Welshman, Paddy Irishman. How come they're all paddies? Act of God
73. Describe your current frame of mind through your favourite form of interpretive dance. No
74. What's your favourite "Now that's what I call music"? Volume 44268
75. Christ! You own a "Now that's what I call music album"? You're sick man, SICK! I know, and dirty too.
76. What's your favourite girl band? Atomic Death Monkey
77. What's your favourite boy band? N^SINK*
78. When exactly did you realise you had no taste in music? Just now
79. What's your favourite muppet? Gonzo
80. What's your favourite supporting actress in a foreign film? our one in that film
81. What IS that annoying song that you can't get out of your head? Five - Lets Dance
82. What's your favourite son/daughter? YOU MUST CHOOSE NOW!!! NOW!!! Jake
83. What's your favourite lan? I don't have a favourite lan, my favourite Ian is Ian Fallon though.
84. What's your favourite network protocol? I hate them all equally
85. What's your favourite brand of switch? who knows?
86. What's your favourite operating system? win 95
87. Agggggh!!! Man you're still a geek!!!! Negatory
88. What's your favourite punctuation mark (for those that use them)? !!!!!!!!!1111111
89. What's your favourite form of smug, self opinionated cynicism? I try to use all forms
90. What's your favourite TD? !?!?!!?
91. What's your favourite VD? The one that I don't have
92. What's your favourite speech by a member of the oposition when there have been exactly three people sitting in the Dail and when one of those members is asleep?
92. What's your favourite c0ck up in a post? too many, commas.
93. What's your favoutire mispelling? jsut.
94. What's your favourite corporate logo, you capitalist pig dog? St Bernards
95. What's your favourite communist? Stalin
96. What's your favourite form of world distruction? Death By Stereo
97. What's your favourite porn star? Tia Kobe
98. Pervert. I won't deny it.
99. What's your favourite ice-cream? "Get Down And Boogie!"
100. Who's your Daddy? The postman
Amp = too much time on his hands
101. What's your favourite form of torture?0 -
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1. Who are you?
You should know, I wrote the question.
2. What is your favourite you?
The one replying as opposed to the one who wrote this daft questionaire thing. Well it
was a piss take at the time because that's all After Hours seemed to be: What's your favourite _____?
3. How much do you love cheese?
Not so much these days, I think I ate too much.
4. Which is your favourite cheese?
Cheddar, but occasionally have that one with the holes.
5. Do you have a foreskin?
I'm touching it right now... heh
6. What is your favourite foreskin?
Well, I'm not really.
7. What's your favourite number?
19 for reasons which I forget.
8. The chicken or the egg? Which is your favourite?
I had a baggette today with chicken and egg. It was incestuously yum.
9. A tree falls in the middle of the forest. Was is it your favourite tree?
Yes
10. What is your favourite word? Explain.
Antidisestablishmentarianism. Because I can say it.
11. WHAT! Is your favourite colour?
At the moment black but have enjoyed biege and red on occasion
12. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? European or African?
Swallows taste like chicken.
13. What's your favourite excuse for being late to work/school/whereever the hell you were meant to be 15 mins ago?
I'm never late. The world is merely out of synch with amp time.
14. What's your favourite member of the oposite sex?
None at the mo. ANY CHIKS WANNA CYBUR WITH MEH??!
15. What's your favourite member of the same sex?
MEH!
16. What is your favourite closet to come out of?
The Bat-Closet!
17. What's the best sex you've ever had (describe in full detail)?
This really is a hard question, no wonder nobodies answered it. I once had phone
sex with a Canadian girl after I'd drunk an entire bottle of Jack Daniels and
a bottle of Chardaney. It gave me a happy smile until I got the phone bill. JAYSUS!!
I'd've got better value down Lesson Street!
18. What's the best sex you've ever had with either a chicken or an egg? Which came first?
I always come last.
19. Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, beans, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam. Your favourite?
SPAM! LOVERLY SPAM!
20. What's your favourite Python?
John Cleese, he was always the funniest. Bonus points for Fawlty Towers.
21. What's your favourite snake?
Amazed and saddened at the amount of people that answered this "one eyed trouser snake"
22. What's your favourite single celled animal?
Yes there are! Amoeba, cos they have sex with themselves *giggle*
23. What's your favourite Martian?
The ones on the War Of the Worlds album.
24. What's your favourite film that Christopher Lloyd has starred in?
Great Scott! Lloyd starred in My Favourite Martian AND Back to the Future!
25. What's your favourite Back to the Future film?
2 cos is was teh FUTUR!
26. Bill or Ted? What's your favourite?
Can't for the life of me remember why I asked this. Bill
27. What's your favourite question that you've answered so far?
17.
28. What's your favourite smiley?
The cool one.
29. What's your favourite bit of hardware that currently resides in your PC?
The case itself, cos I've bodged loads of fans in it and it wails like a banshee!
30. Man! You're such a nerd!
Yeah, but I'm happy and that's the important thing.
31. What's your favourite term of slagging?
Has to be "Fúckwit", it's evil.
32. What's your favourite humming noise?
hughnnnnnnnnnnnnn
33. What's your favourite passage in the Bible? Quote it. In Latin.
The one that they chant in the Holy Grail before hitting themselves
in the head.
34. What's your favourite cult?
Cults are stupid.
35. What's your favourite form of mass suicide?
Stupid question
36. What's your favourite chant?
See 33
37. What's your favourite wallpaper pattern?
Wallpaper sucks, I'm never going to have wallpaper, unless it's
that wallpaper out of Willy Wonka, in which case that's my favourite.
38. What's your favourite cloud?
Boards.ie's very own
39. What's your favourite book of all time?
The Dictionary
40. What's your favourite isp?
Oceanfree, cos it's easy to dial in and supports ISDN.
41. You are stuck on a desert island. Suddenly a nakid chik washes up on the beach and demands hot sex. Do you give in to her demands or stay loyal to the chicken or the egg?
Should of made this a unisex question. But I like saying chik.
42. What's your favourite meaning of life?
42
43. What's your favourite question to the meaning of life?
What's 6 x 9?
44. What's your favourite mushroom?
Magic ones.
45. WYFA?
Don't think anyones got this so far.
46. What's your favourite favourite?
This one.
47. How come it's taken me this long to mention Buffy?
Buffy's stupid.
48. What's your favourite way of killing a vampire?
hmmm so many ways, so little interest.
49. What's your favourite breakfast?
Big GREASY fry up!
50. Where in the world is Carmen Diagio?
Probably in some dusty old games collection somewhere.
51. What's your favourite password?
Same as wwmans
52. What's your favourite pin number?
****
53. What's your favourite form of being defrauded?
Canadian phone sex
54. What's your favourite cigarette? (legal ones, you pot smoking students!)
Marlboro lights, but have recently discovered Lucky Strike Lights which are
similar but have a cooler packet.
55. What's your favourite stimulant?
PEPSI MAX!!PEPSI MAX!!PEPSI MAX!!PEPSI MAX!!PEPSI MAX!!
56. What's your favourite hard alcohol (other than poitin you culchies!)
JD
57. What's your favourite jackeen?
Meh
58. What's your favourite country?
This one.
59. What's your favourite county?
Dublin.
60. What's your favourite count?
Monte Christo (just to be different)
61. What's your favourite (unt?
Well you see I had a thing going on here and the nearest 4 letter
word was that one.
62. What's your favourite con?
See above
63. What's your favourite co.?
Pepsi
64. What's your favourite c?
Cola
65. Where's Wally?
Under Nekidbiblemans desk
66. What's your favourite satanic ritual?
Installing Exchange Server 5.5 on W2k server configured for isdn dial out.
67. What's your favourite car?
Jaguar XJ6
68. What's your favourite band?
U2 (A MOLE! DIGGIN IN MEH SOUL!)
69. What's your favourite sexual position?
One where I get to see boobies.
70. What's your favourite form of being arrested?
Looking at boobies I'm not susposed to
71. What's your favourite error message?
See 66
72. Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman, Paddy Welshman, Paddy Irishman. How come they're all paddies?
I still don't know.
73. Describe your current frame of mind through your favourite form of interpretive dance.
/me headbangs
74. What's your favourite "Now that's what I call music"?
None, they all suck ass!
75. Christ! You own a "Now that's what I call music album"? You're sick man, SICK!
Shut up, I said none.
76. What's your favourite girl band?
The Corrs (Jim Corr doesn't count)
77. What's your favourite boy band?
5ive because "Keep on movin'" is the only boy band track I have.
78. When exactly did you realise you had no taste in music?
When did you become a music nazi?
79. What's your favourite muppet?
Beaker
80. What's your favourite supporting actress in a foreign film?
Ummm I'm sure Winona Riders done some foreign films, the hussie.
81. What IS that annoying song that you can't get out of your head?
I was hoping you'd know.
82. What's your favourite son/daughter? YOU MUST CHOOSE NOW!!! NOW!!!
Another stupid question.
83. What's your favourite lan?
DubLan, I was a lan virgin before that.
84. What's your favourite network protocol?
TCP/IP and Eamo, M$ didn't invent it.
85. What's your favourite brand of switch?
Cisco
86. What's your favourite operating system?
W2k
87. Agggggh!!! Man you're still a geek!!!!
Yeah, but it pays the rent
88. What's your favourite punctuation mark (for those that use them)?
All have a special place in my heart.
89. What's your favourite form of smug, self opinionated cynicism?
The one where I slag peoples punctuation.
90. What's your favourite TD?
Uh, that Green Party one, or Ming the Merciless if he'd been elected.
91. What's your favourite VD?
One that meant I had to have loads of sex just to get rid of it.
92. What's your favourite speech by a member of the oposition when there have been exactly three people sitting in the Dail and when one of those members is asleep?
Joe Jacobs IZ FUNNAE!!!
92. What's your favourite c0ck up in a post?
The above
93. What's your favoutire mispelling?
TEH, MEH and FUNNAE! They have a strange hypnotic effect on me.
94. What's your favourite corporate logo, you capitalist pig dog?
Anything ultra modern.
95. What's your favourite communist?
Che Guavara (sp?) cos he looks good on a t-shirt.
96. What's your favourite form of world distruction?
One involving sex, drugs and rock and roll would be nice.
97. What's your favourite porn star?
Me, in my 1998 film "Pervert"
98. Pervert.
Yup
99. What's your favourite ice-cream?
The Caramel ones.
100. Who's your Daddy?
Brendan Jewell
101. What's your favourite form of torture?
The fact that this post has been revived from the dead.0
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