Buying a Russian Wife

WhiteWashMan · 16-01-2002 3:07pm

Originally posted by bubbles

WWM - Where else could I post this? The idea is to get in contact with someone who has done this before - where else to post than Ireland biggest Discussion Forums? Humanities wouldn't be the most suitable board for this thread, and the admin there is a d!ckhead anyway.

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it was a little bit of subtle sarcasm....
obviously this was a joke, so it shouldnt go in humanities.
sometimes i think im the only one around here who understands my wit.

Dr. Loon · 16-01-2002 3:12pm

I've a question....

What if this woman wants to get a good rodding??

Eh?

Now which one of you would give the lady the rodding she wants? All 3 of you, or would you take turns... if you decided to take turns, ye're a bunch of filth merchants as far as I'm concerned... ad believe me this will be an issue! Most normal women do actually like a rodding. Aside from what they tell us

You could lose friends over this Bubbles... be careful. Very careful.

bubbles · 16-01-2002 3:14pm

I am well aware of your 'wit' WWM

But i can't post there without the urge to shout BAN CASTOR TROY!

Its posted here because this is the General After Hours board, and the board I feel would best get the person we are looking for. Once we do, I don't give a damn what happenes to this thread.

gandalf · 16-01-2002 3:35pm

Bubbles I reckon you'd have to set up a pre-nuptial agreement so she does do the cleaning etc otherwise she may sit on her arse as the other lads state.

Good luck in your hunt, maybe you should contact RTE and see if they want to make a documentary about it or maybe a show like "Popstars" it could be called "Housewife". Think about it you could be the Louis Walsh figure eh

and bring over multiple Russian Brides to be given a test (ride!).

Gandalf.

Velvet · 16-01-2002 3:55pm

Bubbles,
You have to make clear the important points of the contract. I was bought by my husband and in the begining I thought it was just a way of escaping from my misery. After a while, I fell in love and decided to make it a real marriage. I used some spells and finally got him falling for me too.... Russians knows lots of spells, so I've heard.
Now, imagine if it wasnt 1 husband but 3? things can get bad and you will end up fighting bad!

WhiteWashMan · 16-01-2002 4:00pm

Originally posted by gandalf
Bubbles I reckon you'd have to set up a pre-nuptial agreement so she does do the cleaning etc otherwise she may sit on her arse as the other lads state.

Good luck in your hunt, maybe you should contact RTE and see if they want to make a documentary about it or maybe a show like "Popstars" it could be called "Housewife". Think about it you could be the Louis Walsh figure eh and bring over multiple Russian Brides to be given a test (ride!).

Gandalf.

fantastic idea paul!!!
and one bride gets voted of every week

Dr. Loon · 16-01-2002 4:04pm

I still want to know what happens in the event of rodding?? You're stuck on that one aren't ye?

neuro-praxis · 16-01-2002 4:05pm

Okay, I'm having difficulty believing Bubbles. Crying Wolf and all that.

If it is true, am I the only one that finds the whole thing morally reprehensible?

Sickening.

Dustaz · 16-01-2002 4:32pm

Originally posted by bubbles
But we reckon we'll get a bit out of her as the waiting list for a wedding in a church tends to be a few months, so I'll get the garden and my room re decorated by that time

Originally posted by bubbles

she can live a much better life than she had in Russia, once she finish's her daily jobs.

Originally posted by Dr.Loon

What if this woman wants to get a good rodding??

Originally posted by gandalf

maybe you should contact RTE and see if they want to make a documentary about it or maybe a show like "Popstars" it could be called "Housewife".

gandalf · 16-01-2002 4:50pm

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan

fantastic idea paul!!!
and one bride gets voted of every week

What like the "Weakest Link" except for Russian Brides I like it !

/me puts on his Television Producer Beret !

Gandalf.

Dustaz · 16-01-2002 5:03pm

I can shoot any meetings you guys have, the purchase and of course the arrival. Ill even throw in some editing for free.

smoke.me.a.kipper · 16-01-2002 5:05pm

bubbles, if your serious about this, then could you keep us updated about how this whole thing goes.

SheroN · 16-01-2002 5:07pm

Yea i too was considering giving this a go,

i have narrowed it down to three possible brides, I'd like any opinons that might help my decision.

Bride No.1

Personal Info Full Name: Anastasia Pisarevskaya
Eye Color: Gray-Green
Member ID: 226 Height: 5' 8'' (173 cm)
Nick Name: Nastya Weight: 130 lb. (59 kg.)
Age: 25 Native Language: Russian
Date of Birth: 3/3/1977 City: Moscow
Country: Russia

Miscellaneous Info
Natural Hair
Color: Blonde Present Hair
Color: Blonde
Eye Wear: None Education: BA
Occupation: Reporter Status: Single
Fav. Music: A lot Fav. Movie: different
Children: NONE Smokes: No
Drinks: No English Level: Speak (Poor)
Religion: Orthodox Member Since: 2/6/2001
Hobbies: Tennis, skiing, reading, theater, travel
About Me: Attractive, open, gentle, romantic, intelligent, honest, with morals and sense of humor.
Looking For: 25-40 years old, honest, love kids, respect women.

Bride No.2

Full Name: Anna Eye Color: Blue
Member ID: 698 Height: 5' 5'' (165 cm)
Nick Name: Anya Weight: 120 lb. (54.5 kg.)
Age: 20 Native Language: Russian
Date of Birth: 9/18/1982 City: Moscow
Country: Russia

Miscellaneous Info
Natural Hair
Color: Dark Blonde Present Hair
Color: Blonde
Eye Wear: None Education: Some Colledge
Occupation: study in Universaty,work as a belly dancer Status: Single
Fav. Music: pop Fav. Movie: comedy
Children: NONE Smokes: No
Drinks: sometimes English Level: Speak (Good)
Religion: Orthodox Member Since: 11/17/2001
Hobbies: music,travel,dancing
About Me: I love to travel and it's nice to have great people beside me.
Looking For: No material problems,lives in Europe or America,loves to travel, has since of humour

Bride No.3

Personal Info Full Name: Yana Stashkevich Eye Color: Brown
Member ID: 785 Height: 5' 10'' (178 cm)
Nick Name: Yana Weight: 125 lb. (56.8 kg.)
Age: 23 Native Language: Russian
Date of Birth: 11/25/1979 City: Nikolayev
Country: Ukraine

Miscellaneous Info
Natural Hair
Color: Blonde Present Hair
Color: Blonde
Eye Wear: None Education: Some Colledge
Occupation: Colledge student, model Status: Single
Fav. Music: classical, pop, rock Fav. Movie: detective
Children: NONE Smokes: No
Drinks: Socially English Level: Read/Write (Poor)
Religion: Orthodox Member Since: 1/3/2002
Hobbies: Sports, music, travel, dancing, reading, philosophy, culinary.
About Me: I am very attractive, intelligent, smart, well mannered, slim, feminine, graceful, elegant, presentable.
Looking For: An elegant, serious, intelligent, attractive and respectable man with a sense of humour. An optimist.

The Sweeper · 16-01-2002 5:08pm

Originally posted by bubbles
Well, first of all I knew people would say that I'm just taking the piss, as I normally do, alot but as I said at the start we are serious about this.

/me thumbs nose at WWM while blowing raspberries - charming, eh?

Minesajackdaniels - There are 2 sides to that arugument, I know we wouldn't own her, but she will have to be devoted to her new Husband in some shape or manner.

Why? Why will she have to be devoted to him? She married him, she'll probably be willing to put out to consummate the marriage for legal reasons, but devotion? That's some word to bandy around with a price tag on it. Did you mean 'indebted'?

(I reckon you're desperately hoping that you bag some Elton-John's-Fantasy-Nikita who'll do the housework in nothing but a furry hat and an apron!)

(And I bet you get some 14 stone Babooshka who wants to have a baby as soon as she gets over here to cement her citizenship...)

...either that or you're still winding us all up and having a hoot...

WhiteWashMan · 16-01-2002 5:09pm

Originally posted by neuro-praxis
Okay, I'm having difficulty believing Bubbles. Crying Wolf and all that.

If it is true, am I the only one that finds the whole thing morally reprehensible?

Sickening.

why?

Dr. Loon · 16-01-2002 5:10pm

I'd go for number 3 there mate, based purely on looks of course. Couldn't have been arséd reading their specs

WhiteWashMan · 16-01-2002 5:13pm

Originally posted by Minesajackdaniels

...either that or you're still winding us all up and having a hoot... [/B]

oh you twat......
:rolleyes:

what do you think?

Guy Incognito · 16-01-2002 5:14pm

I'd go for 3 too cos of her "culinary" skillz!

The Sweeper · 16-01-2002 5:21pm

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan

oh you twat......
:rolleyes:

what do you think?

I think that if I'm a twat I'm going to bring this to your level and call you a stinking pile of poo.

WhiteWashMan · 16-01-2002 5:23pm

much better, you still dont know when someones taking the píss though do you?

Dr. Loon · 16-01-2002 5:25pm

Originally posted by Minesajackdaniels

I think that if I'm a twat I'm going to bring this to your level and call you a stinking pile of poo.

Nah... that's not how to bring it down to his level......

You'd want to call him something like a cúntmaster, or he who sucks satans cóck.... that's bringing it down to his level.

Walls · 16-01-2002 5:25pm

Really hope you're having a laugh.

If not, then just think if someone thought of you as that worthless. Or a family member as firstly so purchasable and secondly disposable. You'd be furious and rightly so.

It would be the height of carelessness because so much is unknown. Do they have a drug problem? Family they want to bring over? Children? Or, at best, a snotty attitude to any man who thinks he can act this way to a member of the human race (and don't say its not slavery. If its not, why not go out and ask an emigrant already here what they think of the arrangement, and see how grateful they are).

I really hope this is just an example of my poor sense of humor, but please god let the lot of you be joking.

bubbles · 16-01-2002 5:26pm

Can we stop all the crap please?

Thanks

Hobbes · 16-01-2002 5:33pm

Any paragraph that has "blade" and "bubbles" in it is sure to mean mad-cap adventures.

Dr. Loon · 16-01-2002 5:36pm

Originally posted by bubbles
Can we stop all the crap please?

Thanks

I'm going to be very childish and say "you started it"

Clain... it ain't gonna happen, if it does, I'll give bubbles a score for proving me wrong.... I'd love to see this.
You have to be able to recognise when someone's takin the píss.... that's all

Slimjim · 16-01-2002 5:38pm

Its that whole scenario again...

Dream

Reality.

Or the other way around, dependin' what yer into!

The Sweeper · 16-01-2002 5:41pm

Originally posted by Dr. Loon

Nah... that's not how to bring it down to his level......

You'd want to call him something like a cúntmaster, or he who sucks satans cóck.... that's bringing it down to his level.

I would have, but I was frightened by the drop...

Okay Bubbles - I'm getting the piss ripped out of me here for reacting to your original post as though it were bona fide. So are some of the others.

More again are ripping the piss out of you, because they don't believe you.

Can you post anything to persuade them of the truth?

Hobbes · 16-01-2002 5:45pm

Originally posted by Minesajackdaniels
Can you post anything to persuade them of the truth?

Maybe a history of Bubbles other projects over the past few years might help?

The Sweeper · 16-01-2002 5:49pm

Originally posted by Hobbes

Maybe a history of Bubbles other projects over the past few years might help?

:rolleyes:

/me turns beseechingly to Bubbles

SEE?????

WhiteWashMan · 16-01-2002 5:50pm

oh, that would be funny.

hey bubbles, remember the time we went to russia to play the russian national quake team?
me you adra and er, i cant remember.

oh the hilarity,

Buying a Russian Wife

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