Buying a Russian Wife

bubbles

I'm 100% serious here btw, just in case some ppl think I'm messing.


Couple of weeks ago I was in #quake.ie sitting around, doing nothing much as usual when I think Blade posted a link to Ukrane Brides! Altho it was a tame site where you paid just for the contact details of these women, it led onto a bit of surfing for sites that really sell wives!

Anyway, after a bit of searching, I came accross a russian site which looked promising, and looked at the pics for a laugh, just to see whats going on. I then sent the link around work as a joke, but in the canteen during lunch there last week the Russian Bride site came up.

It then came to us - Whats stopping a few of use pitching in some cash between us, and buying one of these young women for ourselves?!?

So myself and 3 of my mates have decided we are going to buy a Russian Bride between the 4 of us. At the moment we just need around €800 more that will buy us the young lady, and cover expences. And before all of you with perverted minds, we are not buying her for sex! I wouldn't touch her, god knows what she's got. We mostly are going to buy her for the experience, maybe a bit of house cleaning, cooking, and in 3 years or whatever when the agreement is up, and shes an Irish Citizen we will all go our seperate ways. One of my mates in work has aggreed to be the one who marries her, and then apply for a seperation after a year.

What I really want to know is has anyone, have experience with buying a Bride online? Or even know anyone who has done it. We just don't want to accept the sites word on all of this, and even tho €4500 isn't that much money between 4 people, the costs will add up over the years in running costs so to speak, housing, clothes, and giving her money to live etc.

Just looking for re assurance really before we buy.

Thanks.

B.

Victor

Just watch out for when her brother the mafia drug dealer and her cousin the murderer move in. I suspect a lot of these sites are purely for the fraud.

Odian

lol you must be mad, would be better to move back in with ure ma and give het the money!

bubbles

Actually, I still live at home, so she won't be staying here too often. But she can help around the house, maybe do a bit of light gardening.

The only reason I'm going in on this is because I think it would be cool to say in years to come, yup, i did that.

+helping a girl out of that country, so everyone wins

havok*

Thats completely bonkers,

If ur going to do it, how about making a documentery of it, over the course of how many years?

Druid

by gardening do u mean kinky sex?

This has got to be one of the most stupid idea's Ive ever heard of.
If you want to do some good how about sending the money to the romanian Orphans or chernoybl or better yet grab a hammer and a few other tools and donate a year of your life helping them rebuild their hospitals etc...
( assuming u can use a hammer )

- dru

MarcusGarvey

Okay, if you bring her over she'll know the laws here which state that you can't make her do anything.

So she'll sit on her arse for years while your mate will have to provide. Plus she will bring all her family over too. She might even prostitute herself (without your permission) which will be such a fun story to tell over christmas turkey with all the family.

You might be better getting a wife from one of the Asian countries.

DeadBankClerk

Originally posted by Druid
or better yet grab a hammer and a few other tools

a sickle?

Vertakill

Heh, i remember looking and laughing at this sort of stuff in the Buy&Sell.

It'd be a health risk having a russian 'for sale' woman around though, shes problably bred for this )

(Free-Range Russian women...)

bubbles

Can we get back to the subject please? The point of this post was for me to hopfully get in touch with someone who has done this before, who can fill me in with info I can really trust, and hopfully point me towards a good site/agency.

I'm sure theres a few ppl out there who has done it. Theres so many of them for sale!

Spunog UIE

would love to know the outcome of this!

a documentry would definitly prove most intresting, suprising there hasnt' been one on channel 4 or somethin...

WhiteWashMan

forget the russian ones, get a korean one.
they look better, have nice pert breasts, and shag like minxes.
can i buy a go on her for a 20 quid?

amp

Don't get much Korean these days, what with their economy doing relatively well

Phillipines is your best bet, speedy delivery, durable, and manufacturers warranty.

Hobbes

Sounds like your buying a slave, not a wife.

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by Hobbes
Sounds like your buying a slave, not a wife.

i dont like your definitions hobbes....
back in the box, go on, get back in there...

MelKor

you do realise this is not as simple as you make it out to be, your actually going to be meeting a whole new person, maybe a person that doesnt like gardening or cooking, and what if you you and a friend tend to take a liking to her, what then eh? do you simply give him back his share of the money?

look honestly im all for it if youve thought it through and still want to, just be careful (and im not talking about her brother)

ooo... and send me a photo!!!:p

Kairo

You might want to check the whole legal site of the thing.

Wives need lovin'. Ya never know..she might be a bit of craic to bring around for a night out

Ahem..What was that site again?

bubbles

I know its not as simple as it sounds, but between the 4 of us we should be able to cover everything.

And in responce to Bitchin - if myself or one of the other owners "falls" for this lady, fine and good, once they know what they are getting themselves into.

We arn't going for the Top of the Line wife, kinda half way down the spec/price list.

We really want to get this underway as fast as possible, I want to get my back garden sorted out for my mother for the summer.

flyz

Originally posted by bubbles

We really want to get this underway as fast as possible, I want to get my back garden sorted out for my mother for the summer.

Well maye you should get up of your own backside and do the garden yourself instead of buying a slave. Which is what you're doing as far as I can see.

thegills

I have no direct experience of this type of malarky but I have heard of two stories.
1. A bloke I know brought over a Russian bird. She was a cracker but he had to marry her straight away. She lived with him and bled him dry and wouldn't shag him. After a few months later when she got her Irish passport she just disappeared into thin air. She's probably got a decent job now and lives with some geezer in town ??
2. Another guy I know went to Estonia to meet his new wife. She arrived with the equivalent of 50p in her pocket. Again she was a cracker and he spent the whole weekend shagging her. On Monday morning whilst she was in the shower he just bailed out of the hotel, checked out and came home. It didn't cost him €4500 but he had a whale of a time.

Hope this helps you:mad:

Beruthiel

what planet do you live on bubbles????
nothing in life is ever as easy as we wish it were! this spells trouble all the way! It does really sound like you're looking for a slave and as you can't find one here you've got to go where people are desperate!
How desperate are these women that they will do anything to get a better life!? I can only imagine what brought her to this decision of putting herself up for sale.
Don't you feel guilty?

and on a lighter note.... any husbands up for sale??

The Sweeper

Oh man... you kill me - that's the best laugh I've had in ages. Y'all really think you can just rock up and buy a person - between four of you, mind, and she'll be sooooooooo thankful that you've bought her, that she'll work like a dog for ye?

For starters, you're not buying her. The money you pay funds the administrative costs, travel expenses, paperwork etc. - You're paying for her to leave her country. The way she gets to do that legally, is by marrying you.

Once she's married to you, she owes you NOTHING. Not a gosh darnet sausage of a pick of a tiny dribble of anything. Her marrying you was the deal you got for your payout. It's entirely up to her whether or not she feels like cooking, cleaning etc. for you.

You are, however, bound by the wonderful contract of marriage to mind this woman - fund her, accomodate her, etc. etc.

Plus - your mate who's going to marry her? He may want to rethink that strategy. Imagine ten years time, he meets the object of his ultimate desires. Woman he's always wanted. Wants to marry her. She wants a white wedding. There could be complications due to the fact that he decided to purchase a Russian woman over the internet and marry her for a larf because he was too lazy to do his own washing up.

(Man - there's a breakfast table conversation I'd LOVE to see!!)

Dr. Loon

I think Bubbles is ripping the píss out of the lot of ye.... and if u are serious bubbles, you're insane!! In any case I don't imagine you'll actually pull it off

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by Minesajackdaniels
Oh man... you kill me - that's the best laugh I've had in ages. Y'all really think you can just rock up and buy a person - between four of you, mind, and she'll be sooooooooo thankful that you've bought her, that she'll work like a dog for ye?

i see that bubbles unique sense of humour has yet to sink in with some people.

do you actually think if someone was going to buy a bride that theyd actually post up here in after hours?
everyone knows it comes under humanities....

The Sweeper

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan


i see that bubbles unique sense of humour has yet to sink in with some people.

do you actually think if someone was going to buy a bride that theyd actually post up here in after hours?
everyone knows it comes under humanities....

I reserve the right to take all posts on these boards at face value if I feel like it.

Lots of posters on these boards are adolescent men.

...the possibilities that things are more than they seem are endless.

Dustaz

That was classic while it lasted
pld bubbles

adnans

she'll cook, clean, and if you're lucky - she'll learn to love you.

winter is here. keep warm with a genuine Russian mail order bride today.

Very Low Divorce Rate.

pld bubbles on your insane idea(no offence to any Russian or any eastern posters)

adnans

bubbles

Well, first of all I knew people would say that I'm just taking the piss, as I normally do, alot but as I said at the start we are serious about this.

To answer some of your Questions -

WWM - Where else could I post this? The idea is to get in contact with someone who has done this before - where else to post than Ireland biggest Discussion Forums? Humanities wouldn't be the most suitable board for this thread, and the admin there is a d!ckhead anyway.


Minesajackdaniels - There are 2 sides to that arugument, I know we wouldn't own her, but she will have to be devoted to her new Husband in some shape or manner.

But we reckon we'll get a bit out of her as the waiting list for a wedding in a church tends to be a few months, so I'll get the garden and my room re decorated by that time. When they get married, and she starts acting up, fine, I got my moneys worth.


Beruthiel - Looking for a slave? Not really, its her choice, she wants to sell herself, thats fine by us, we get something out of it, and she does, she becomes legal in this country and can live a much better life than she had in Russia, once she finish's her daily jobs.

flyz - Yah I'm too lazy too, would normally pay someone to do it, but this option is the cheapest and best all round. I'm not buying a slave, its more like we are renting a person.

Anyway, the other chaps what to go ahead with this as soon as possible, like order early next week. We have a site/firm that looks alright, but we have no one get in touch with us confirming if the site/firm is excellent or dodgey

I'm not giving the address to the site, because the amount of crap I'll get from you all would be too much, even for me! But at the moment we have 3 ladies in our basket, and are currently deciding what hair colour to go for. I want the red head, but the others have different requirements. We'll have everything sorted by the weekend, and hopefully we can get our wife shipped and delevered within 3 weeks.

bubbs.

Dr. Loon

You truly, truly are nuts!!! Really you are... tell me how it goes

amp

This thread is totally unsuited to this board. I demand it be moved to the Wanted board. Either that or the bubbles board.

flyz

Originally posted by bubbles
flyz - Yah I'm too lazy too, would normally pay someone to do it, but this option is the cheapest and best all round. I'm not buying a slave, its more like we are renting a person.

bubbs.

hell why not give here a copy of the guide to being a good wife as her wedding present.

Ye're abusing her right to be an indivudual, why glorify it by calling it renting a person. What ye're doing is buying her to do ye're dirty work. In my books that's buying a slave.

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by bubbles

WWM - Where else could I post this? The idea is to get in contact with someone who has done this before - where else to post than Ireland biggest Discussion Forums? Humanities wouldn't be the most suitable board for this thread, and the admin there is a d!ckhead anyway.

.

it was a little bit of subtle sarcasm....
obviously this was a joke, so it shouldnt go in humanities.
sometimes i think im the only one around here who understands my wit.

Dr. Loon

I've a question....

What if this woman wants to get a good rodding??

Eh?

Now which one of you would give the lady the rodding she wants? All 3 of you, or would you take turns... if you decided to take turns, ye're a bunch of filth merchants as far as I'm concerned... ad believe me this will be an issue! Most normal women do actually like a rodding. Aside from what they tell us

You could lose friends over this Bubbles... be careful. Very careful.

bubbles

I am well aware of your 'wit' WWM But i can't post there without the urge to shout BAN CASTOR TROY!

Its posted here because this is the General After Hours board, and the board I feel would best get the person we are looking for. Once we do, I don't give a damn what happenes to this thread.

gandalf

Bubbles I reckon you'd have to set up a pre-nuptial agreement so she does do the cleaning etc otherwise she may sit on her arse as the other lads state.

Good luck in your hunt, maybe you should contact RTE and see if they want to make a documentary about it or maybe a show like "Popstars" it could be called "Housewife". Think about it you could be the Louis Walsh figure eh and bring over multiple Russian Brides to be given a test (ride!).

Gandalf.

Velvet

Bubbles,
You have to make clear the important points of the contract. I was bought by my husband and in the begining I thought it was just a way of escaping from my misery. After a while, I fell in love and decided to make it a real marriage. I used some spells and finally got him falling for me too.... Russians knows lots of spells, so I've heard.
Now, imagine if it wasnt 1 husband but 3? things can get bad and you will end up fighting bad!

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by gandalf
Bubbles I reckon you'd have to set up a pre-nuptial agreement so she does do the cleaning etc otherwise she may sit on her arse as the other lads state.

Good luck in your hunt, maybe you should contact RTE and see if they want to make a documentary about it or maybe a show like "Popstars" it could be called "Housewife". Think about it you could be the Louis Walsh figure eh and bring over multiple Russian Brides to be given a test (ride!).

Gandalf.

fantastic idea paul!!!
and one bride gets voted of every week

Dr. Loon

I still want to know what happens in the event of rodding?? You're stuck on that one aren't ye?

neuro-praxis

Okay, I'm having difficulty believing Bubbles. Crying Wolf and all that.

If it is true, am I the only one that finds the whole thing morally reprehensible?

Sickening.

Dustaz

Originally posted by bubbles
But we reckon we'll get a bit out of her as the waiting list for a wedding in a church tends to be a few months, so I'll get the garden and my room re decorated by that time

Originally posted by bubbles

she can live a much better life than she had in Russia, once she finish's her daily jobs.

Originally posted by Dr.Loon

What if this woman wants to get a good rodding??

Originally posted by gandalf

maybe you should contact RTE and see if they want to make a documentary about it or maybe a show like "Popstars" it could be called "Housewife".

gandalf

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan


fantastic idea paul!!!
and one bride gets voted of every week

What like the "Weakest Link" except for Russian Brides I like it !

/me puts on his Television Producer Beret !

Gandalf.

Dustaz

I can shoot any meetings you guys have, the purchase and of course the arrival. Ill even throw in some editing for free.

smoke.me.a.kipper

bubbles, if your serious about this, then could you keep us updated about how this whole thing goes.

SheroN

Yea i too was considering giving this a go,

i have narrowed it down to three possible brides, I'd like any opinons that might help my decision.



Bride No.1





Personal Info Full Name: Anastasia Pisarevskaya
Eye Color: Gray-Green
Member ID: 226 Height: 5' 8'' (173 cm)
Nick Name: Nastya Weight: 130 lb. (59 kg.)
Age: 25 Native Language: Russian
Date of Birth: 3/3/1977 City: Moscow
Country: Russia

Miscellaneous Info
Natural Hair
Color: Blonde Present Hair
Color: Blonde
Eye Wear: None Education: BA
Occupation: Reporter Status: Single
Fav. Music: A lot Fav. Movie: different
Children: NONE Smokes: No
Drinks: No English Level: Speak (Poor)
Religion: Orthodox Member Since: 2/6/2001
Hobbies: Tennis, skiing, reading, theater, travel
About Me: Attractive, open, gentle, romantic, intelligent, honest, with morals and sense of humor.
Looking For: 25-40 years old, honest, love kids, respect women.


Bride No.2



Full Name: Anna Eye Color: Blue
Member ID: 698 Height: 5' 5'' (165 cm)
Nick Name: Anya Weight: 120 lb. (54.5 kg.)
Age: 20 Native Language: Russian
Date of Birth: 9/18/1982 City: Moscow
Country: Russia

Miscellaneous Info
Natural Hair
Color: Dark Blonde Present Hair
Color: Blonde
Eye Wear: None Education: Some Colledge
Occupation: study in Universaty,work as a belly dancer Status: Single
Fav. Music: pop Fav. Movie: comedy
Children: NONE Smokes: No
Drinks: sometimes English Level: Speak (Good)
Religion: Orthodox Member Since: 11/17/2001
Hobbies: music,travel,dancing
About Me: I love to travel and it's nice to have great people beside me.
Looking For: No material problems,lives in Europe or America,loves to travel, has since of humour


Bride No.3




Personal Info Full Name: Yana Stashkevich Eye Color: Brown
Member ID: 785 Height: 5' 10'' (178 cm)
Nick Name: Yana Weight: 125 lb. (56.8 kg.)
Age: 23 Native Language: Russian
Date of Birth: 11/25/1979 City: Nikolayev
Country: Ukraine

Miscellaneous Info
Natural Hair
Color: Blonde Present Hair
Color: Blonde
Eye Wear: None Education: Some Colledge
Occupation: Colledge student, model Status: Single
Fav. Music: classical, pop, rock Fav. Movie: detective
Children: NONE Smokes: No
Drinks: Socially English Level: Read/Write (Poor)
Religion: Orthodox Member Since: 1/3/2002
Hobbies: Sports, music, travel, dancing, reading, philosophy, culinary.
About Me: I am very attractive, intelligent, smart, well mannered, slim, feminine, graceful, elegant, presentable.
Looking For: An elegant, serious, intelligent, attractive and respectable man with a sense of humour. An optimist.

The Sweeper

Originally posted by bubbles
Well, first of all I knew people would say that I'm just taking the piss, as I normally do, alot but as I said at the start we are serious about this.

/me thumbs nose at WWM while blowing raspberries - charming, eh?

Minesajackdaniels - There are 2 sides to that arugument, I know we wouldn't own her, but she will have to be devoted to her new Husband in some shape or manner.

Why? Why will she have to be devoted to him? She married him, she'll probably be willing to put out to consummate the marriage for legal reasons, but devotion? That's some word to bandy around with a price tag on it. Did you mean 'indebted'?

(I reckon you're desperately hoping that you bag some Elton-John's-Fantasy-Nikita who'll do the housework in nothing but a furry hat and an apron!)

(And I bet you get some 14 stone Babooshka who wants to have a baby as soon as she gets over here to cement her citizenship...)




...either that or you're still winding us all up and having a hoot...

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by neuro-praxis
Okay, I'm having difficulty believing Bubbles. Crying Wolf and all that.

If it is true, am I the only one that finds the whole thing morally reprehensible?

Sickening.

why?

Dr. Loon

I'd go for number 3 there mate, based purely on looks of course. Couldn't have been arséd reading their specs

WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by Minesajackdaniels




...either that or you're still winding us all up and having a hoot... [/B]

oh you twat......
:rolleyes:

what do you think?

Guy Incognito

I'd go for 3 too cos of her "culinary" skillz!

The Sweeper

Originally posted by WhiteWashMan


oh you twat......
:rolleyes:

what do you think?

I think that if I'm a twat I'm going to bring this to your level and call you a stinking pile of poo.

WhiteWashMan

much better, you still dont know when someones taking the píss though do you?