A Day in the Life of a Mod

21-10-2005 2:22pm

is that the claymation vidoe?

Sarky · 21-10-2005 4:33pm

I wish my day was that exciting... :-(

amp · 21-10-2005 6:45pm

Oh Claire, why did you leave us?

Sarky · 21-10-2005 6:55pm

Wasn't it the argument on whether Picard was cooler than Kirk?

Personally I think Kirk. I've never heard Patrick Stewart sing.

UberNewb · 21-10-2005 7:38pm

amp wrote:

Oh Claire, why did you leave us?

I will be posting up Claires and "Jack Bullets" conversation over the weekend. I'm working at the moment!

*adele* · 21-10-2005 7:48pm

Ah god....sounds fun!

Steven · 21-10-2005 8:02pm

Sarky wrote:

Personally I think Kirk. I've never heard Patrick Stewart sing.

I've heard plenty of Shatner tracks, but I've never heard him sing either

Tar.Aldarion · 21-10-2005 8:03pm

UberNewb wrote:

I will be posting up Claires and "Jack Bullets" conversation over the weekend. I'm working at the moment!

No way would she pick him over me, i'm a bodybuilder,born and raised.
<01:24><Tar.Aldarion>Claire,I'm very muscly I will have you know.
<01:24><Tar.Aldarion>
<01:25><Tar.Aldarion>
<01:25><Tar.Aldarion>
<01:25><Tar.Aldarion>
<01:26><Tar.Aldarion>...
<02:01><Tar.Aldarion>I love you.

DeVore · 21-10-2005 9:57pm

Its been years since I was in Forbidden Planet. Other then that, fairly accurate. Although Battlestar Galatica pwns ST:TNG.

DeV.

Piste · 21-10-2005 9:58pm

Wooo I get to be a bodybuilder \o/

Wait, female body builders are teh ick

billy the squid · 21-10-2005 11:51pm

Sarky wrote:

Wasn't it the argument on whether Picard was cooler than Kirk?

Personally I think Kirk. I've never heard Patrick Stewart sing.

he sings a song from HMS pinnafore in Star Trek: Insurrection.

nesf · 22-10-2005 12:19am

DeVore wrote:

Its been years since I was in Forbidden Planet. Other then that, fairly accurate. Although Battlestar Galatica pwns ST:TNG.

Heathen.

aidan_dunne · 22-10-2005 1:04am

Earthman wrote:

And now a song:
# Chorus:

Star Trekking, across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekking, across the universe,
Only going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse.

Lt. Uhura, report!

# Uhura:

There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow,
starboard bow.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow, [again|Jim].

# Analysis!, Mister Spock!

Spock:

It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it,
not as we know it.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it, Captain.

Is it sad that I actually have the whole 'Star Trekkin'' MP3 on my hard drive?

Prefer the last verse myself, to be honest:

Computer:

"Bridge to engine room........ Mr. Scott."

Scotty:

"Ach, ye cannae change the laws of physics,
laws of physics,
laws of physics.
Ye cannae change the laws of physics,
laws of physics, Jim!"

Kirk:

"Ahhh, we come in peace.
Shoot to kill,
shoot to kill,
shoot to kill.
We come in peace.
Shoot to kill.
Scotty, beam me up!"

'Bones' McCoy:

"It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.
Dead, Jim.
dead, Jim.
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.
Dead, Jim.
Dead!"

Spock:

"Well, it's life, Jim, but not as we know it.
Not as we know it,
not as we know it.
It's life, Jim, but not as we know it.
Not as we know it, Captain."

Uhura:

"There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow,
starboard bow.
There's Klingon's on the starboard bow,
starboard bow, Jim!"

Scotty:

"Ye cannae change the script, Jim........
Ach, see you Jimmy!"

'Bones':

"It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim!"

Kirk:

"Bridge to engine room, warp factor 9!"

Scotty

"Ach, if I give her anymore she'll blow, Captain!"

BANG!

Computer:

"RED ALERT! RED ALERT! RED ALERT!"

Alien voices:

"Star trekkin', across the universe.
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
Star trekkin', across the universe.
Only going forwards 'cause we can't find reverse!"

fade to end

And yes, I did just type all that out from memory. How sad is and nerdy is that?

Oh, by the way, Kirk owns Picard, tbh. He'd kick the baldy guy's ass in a fight anyday. Plus, any guy who can have even green alien woman lusting after him, let alone all the human women on the Enterprise, has got to be THE MAN!

And if that doesn't convince you, two words...... ROCKET MAN!

amp · 22-10-2005 4:12am

DeVore wrote:

Its been years since I was in Forbidden Planet. Other then that, fairly accurate. Although Battlestar Galatica pwns ST:TNG.

DeV.

I wish they hadn't moved it to the quays. Sure it's nearer Games Workshop now but it's just not as handy as went it was near the Manson House.

Also the huge lack of 2000 AD related materials and the rise of crappy Marvel/DC rubbish has further divided me from that most forbidden of planets.

Ubernewb here's some further clichés you might want to use:

Tin foil hats/axes.
Glasses.
Bad skin.
Pocket protector.
Nazism.
Fascism.
Communism. (I was once called a stupid commie nazi, only one part I agree with)
Fear of women.
Using boards to chat up women using abuse of power in order to impress.
Homosexuality.
Further deviant forms of sexuality, not limited to the human genome.
Going Senile.
Being immature.
Being mature.
Being the power.
Being ugly.
Something derogatory regarding female parental unit.
Using the phrase "female parental unit"
Making lists.
Being Unionists.
Being Nationalists.
Being elitist.
Being too leniant.
Being too harsh.
Being corrupt.
Being too clean.
Being politically correct.
Not being politically correct.
Not recognising the democratic rights of users.
Thinking users should have democratic rights. (rare)
Syphoning the feelings of power as a moderator in order to make up for insecurities from living in a world ruled by fear and hatred.

Feel free to recycle them, you got a talent for it

Kernel · 22-10-2005 4:14am

amp wrote:

I wish they hadn't moved it to the quays. Sure it's nearer Games Workshop now but it's just not as handy as went it was near the Manson House.

Manson house? Jesus, I'd stay well clear of that, I think he's still locked up in fairness, but there may be a few family members still floating around.

Maybe that's why they moved???

22-10-2005 4:20am

yeah there going to be a race war between the travellers and the settlers!manson the bastard !!!!!:mad:

Kernel · 22-10-2005 4:30am

Deleted User wrote:

yeah there going to be a race war between the travellers and the settlers!manson the bastard !!!!!:mad:

Wouldn't it be cool if Charles Manson had his own internet forums website... or maybe for him to be undisputed ruler of a small country... well, it would be interesting!

Sarky · 22-10-2005 7:57am

DeVore wrote:

Its been years since I was in Forbidden Planet. Other then that, fairly accurate. Although Battlestar Galatica pwns ST:TNG.

DeV.

Ah, but new Battlestar Galactica or old Battlestar Galactica?

Shabadu · 22-10-2005 12:36pm

Babylon 5 ftw*

*not rly

Mojito · 04-10-2006 2:06pm

Where's the rest of Claires and Jack Bullets conversation ? :mad:

Jack B. Badd · 04-10-2006 2:15pm

UberNewb wrote:

7:30am : Mod wakes up to sound of his Star Trek Theme alarm clock hits the snooze button so he can listen to it again in 10 minutes time.

Oh, how I miss my Star Trek alarm clock!!!

Sam Vimes · 04-10-2006 3:48pm

Mojito wrote:

Where's the rest of Claires and Jack Bullets conversation ? :mad:

a one year old thread? why?

Matt Holck · 04-10-2006 5:27pm

Those barels are bullet proof

9:30 AM did a strangle the voices?

Mojito · 04-10-2006 8:56pm

Commander Vimes wrote:

a one year old thread? why?

Just reading through it, but he's banned so I guess on more chat

Sarky · 05-10-2006 3:32am

Digging up rubbish year old threads makes baby Jesus rape a kitten

Jack B. Badd · 05-10-2006 2:08pm

Sarky wrote:

Digging up rubbish year old threads makes baby Jesus rape a kitten

Just the one?

Sarky · 05-10-2006 3:16pm

No, every time. Each in more depraved and sickening ways.

Jack B. Badd · 05-10-2006 4:46pm

I want you to have my babies, Sarky

Matt Holck · 05-10-2006 4:58pm

I know why alex picked on dim

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