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A Day in the Life of a Mod

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    #32
    CuLT
    Subscribers Posts: 9,716 ✭✭✭CuLT


    Minesajackdaniels wrote:
    :( I feel I've broken my laugh. I keep reading the original post, but nothing happens. It's like the funny button isn't working. I think a chuckle may start, but then it doesn't. I may have to go to PI...


    ...oh, hang on, it's not me - that post just isn't funny!! What a relief.

    Heh, I was starting to feel there was some reason I wasn't getting it. Guess not.

    When I saw this posted in Feedback I thought it was a question :P


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    #33
    amp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    It's by far the most inventive, imagintive use of the phrase "moderators are nerds" evar.

    P.s. How'd s/he find out about Claire? Eh?


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    #34
    GoneShootin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,478 ✭✭✭GoneShootin


    Who the **** is budthestud and why do we care?


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    #35
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    I'm sooo much cooler that the OP could ever imagine. Woo!


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    #36
    nesf
    Registered Users Posts: 27,645 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    Forbidden Planet?

    We don't have one in Cork :(

    simu wrote:
    I'm sooo much cooler that the OP could ever imagine. Woo!

    Sure you are.... TNG fan!!


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    #37
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    nesf wrote:
    Sure you are.... TNG fan!!

    Quality show - and I stand by that remark. My alarm clock makes a cook-a-doodle-doo sound although a ST one sounds tempting!


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    #38
    Daelus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 432 ✭✭Daelus


    "OMG he watches Star Trek and goes to Forbidden Planet!1!one1!"
    ....
    "He watches Star Trek and goes to Forbidden Planet! Come on! It's funny!"

    :rolleyes:


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    #39
    nesf
    Registered Users Posts: 27,645 ✭✭✭✭nesf


    simu wrote:
    Quality show - and I stand by that remark. My alarm clock makes a cook-a-doodle-doo sound although a ST one sounds tempting!

    Nerd...

    Still could be worse I suppose. You could be a Star Wars fan. I'm not sure if I could ever forgive that.


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    #40
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    nesf wrote:
    Nerd...

    Still could be worse I suppose. You could be a Star Wars fan. I'm not sure if I could ever forgive that.

    /shudders

    Gawd no.

    bumble bumble bumble - thread derails nicely...


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    #41
    UberNewb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 268 ✭✭UberNewb


    Mr.Nice Guy wrote:
    Um, do mods sleep for 12 hours straight after Star Trek? After 11am, nothing happens until 12 am. Aren't we in pm after 12 noon?;)

    :o


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    #42
    dudara
    Registered Users Posts: 33,519 ✭✭✭✭dudara


    I get out of bed to go to my Physics lab, oh wait, I really am a nerd! ah well...

    And I like stargate


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    #43
    Lafortezza
    Registered Users Posts: 8,806 ✭✭✭Lafortezza


    Mossy Monk wrote:
    wonderful, just wonderful :D
    I'm glad somebody got it!


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    #44
    CrimE
    Closed Accounts Posts: 719 ✭✭✭CrimE


    Haha classic post. Favourite part has to be:
    UberNewb wrote:

    8:20am: Time to go find some porn and take care of business.

    8:21am: Back to bed to recover.

    Genius! :)


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    #45
    Cungi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 487 ✭✭Cungi


    UberNewb wrote:

    8:20am: Time to go find some porn and take care of business.

    8:21am: Back to bed to recover.

    Heh heh, best thing ive heard all day:D


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    #46
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    lafortezza wrote:
    I'm glad somebody got it!

    time to get that from bash.org. its a brilliant read


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    #47
    stevenmu
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,689 Mod ✭✭✭✭stevenmu


    lafortezza wrote:
    I'm glad somebody got it!
    I got it, I get jokes.....



    ......oh wait, now I get it ...


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    #48
    Piste
    Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    UberNewb wrote:

    12:10am : See’s his old school yard nemesis Bernard is now working at McDonalds. He used to make fun of him for wearing a braces over the top of his school jumper when he secretly used to want a pair but look at him now serving burgers all day! What a loser.

    12:11 pm: Flames a user for grammar error.


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    #49
    UberNewb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 268 ✭✭UberNewb


    Piste wrote:
    12:11 pm: Flames a user for grammar error.

    Nice one!

    I have only found the first part of the internet chat room conversation and by the looks of it some of you guys were posting on StudMuffinsRus under your boards.ie usernames! :eek:

    I will post it up tomorrow!


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    #50
    Squirrel
    Registered Users Posts: 2,376 ✭✭✭Squirrel


    7:30a.m????

    You are ****ing crazy, after playing dungeons and dragons till 10:34p.m (mammy said no more porn, and be in bed at half 10), I'm rarely up before 7:35

    I AM TEH 1337


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    #51
    Lump
    Registered Users Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    So wrong, I'm only ever up before 11am if I'm working. I hate star Trek and I spend my days working. Not at a computer!

    John


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    #52
    billy the squid
    Registered Users Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭billy the squid


    phew. when i seen this had been moved from feedback i nearly had a postcount related corony. heaven forbid it should be moved to the recycle bin.


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    #53
    danniemcq
    Registered Users Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    UberNewb wrote:

    8:20am: Time to go find some porn and take care of business.

    8:21am: Back to bed to recover.

    I should be a mod...


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    #54
    amp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Me too


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    #55
    WhiteWashMan
    Registered Users Posts: 20,099 ✭✭✭✭WhiteWashMan


    interesting.
    i'd like to subscribe to this newsletter....


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    #56
    UberNewb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 268 ✭✭UberNewb


    USERNAME : JackBullet

    This is the actual conversation that took place with Claire in the StudMuffinsRUs chat rooms. Before I go on I must tell you what I have found out. I will refer to the Mod in this post as JackBullet as this is the name he chooses to be known by when he visits this chat room. Although sometimes he likes to logon as MistressPussy, don’t ask.

    USERNAME : JackBullet
    14:16: Hi my name is Jack Bullet, any girls want to chat.

    USERNAME : JackBullet
    14:21: No one wants to talk?? How about any of you men here?

    USERNAME : JackBullet
    14:25: Ok, I’m going to sign off now

    USERNAME : MossyMonk
    14:25: Are you gay?

    USERNAME : JackBullet
    14:26: No no and double no! I'm not gay or anything just looking to chat to some one. If you could see how big I am you wouldn’t say that!

    USERNAME : BummerBoy
    14:26: Logged on…

    USERNAME : MossyMonk
    14:26: How big? See what I mean you do sound gay! I’m not interested in how big you are. So why did you tell me that if you’re not gay?

    USERNAME : JackBullet
    14:27: You called me gay but if you knew I was a bodybuilder and I could crush you with one hand you wouldn’t say that to my face.

    USERNAME : BummerBoy
    14:28: Hi JackBullet. I’m gay too!  Do you want to go to a private room?

    USERNAME : MossyMonk
    14:28: YOU ARE GAY!

    USERNAME : JackBullet
    14:29: Yeah, yeah yeah you’re soooo funny! This chat room needs a moderator. If only Ecskor was here he would bang your sorry asses all the way back to your mammy!

    USERNAME : JackBullet
    14:29: Ban your asses I meant.

    USERNAME : MossyMonk
    14:30: I’ll leave you 2 lovers to chat.

    USERNAME : MossyMonk
    14:30: Logged out…

    USERNAME : BummerBoy
    14:30: He was mean to you Jack

    USERNAME : JackBullet
    14:31: Yeah he thinks he’s brave trying to annoy me on the internet but one day our paths will cross and he’s gonna be sorry! I’m a bodybuilder. 

    USERNAME : JackBullet
    14:31: I saw this klass move on WWF that The Rock did to Stone Cold Steve Austin. It was awesome!! I just know I could do it to him

    USERNAME : BummerBoy
    14:32: You sound cool. I like bodybuilders, do you want to chat in a private room?

    USERNAME : JackBullet
    14:33 I’M NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!

    USERNAME : BummerBoy
    14:33: Logged out…

    USERNAME : Claire
    14:36: Logged in…

    USERNAME : Piste
    14:36: Hi Claire

    USERNAME : Stevemu
    14:36: Yo Claire, Wanna chat with the main man

    USERNAME : MrNiceGuy
    14:36: Yo Claire, I writing a thesis on the finer things in life. Can I interview you in a private chat room?

    USERNAME : Giblet
    14:36: Hi, What’s up Claire?

    USERNAME : Tar.Aldarion
    14:36: Hi Claire, Is it hot in here or is it just me??

    USERNAME : JackBullet
    14:36 Hi Claire, I’m a bodybuilder!

    USERNAME : Tar.Aldarion
    14:37 Pfft!

    USERNAME : Claire
    14:37: I love bodybuilders Jack !!!

    USERNAME : Tar.Aldarion
    14:37: I’m a bodybuilder!

    USERNAME : Giblet
    14:37: Me too, me too!

    USERNAME : Piste
    14:37: I’m one as well!

    USERNAME : Stevemu
    14:37: Same here.

    USERNAME : MrNiceGuy
    14:37: I’ve got an 8 pack!

    USERNAME : Claire
    14:38: Let’s go to a private room Jack

    USERNAME : JackBullet
    14:38: Yeah, Beam me up Claire!


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    #57
    Dimitri
    Registered Users Posts: 641 ✭✭✭Dimitri


    Amateur humour at its finest!


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    #58
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    UberNewb wrote:
    2:00pm : Rushes home to catch the 1:00pm episode of Star Trek that should be finished recording on his Sky+ only to find out that he has to many recordings of Quantum Leap on his Sky+ and that it didn’t record Star Trek.
    I usually forget to press keep in the sky+ programme planner so most of my episodes of Quantum leap have been erased in favour of star trek:(
    But hey star trek baby yeah !!!

    And now a song:
    # Chorus:

    Star Trekking, across the universe,
    On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
    Star Trekking, across the universe,
    Only going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse.

    Lt. Uhura, report!

    # Uhura:

    There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
    starboard bow,
    starboard bow.
    There's Klingons on the starboard bow,
    starboard bow, [again|Jim].

    # Analysis!, Mister Spock!

    Spock:

    It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
    not as we know it,
    not as we know it.
    It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
    not as we know it, Captain.


    The song in full and the video All together now :)


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    #59
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    ^^^

    cool linky! thanks!


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    #60
    SpAcEd OuT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,963 ✭✭✭SpAcEd OuT


    haha the mods are such losers.

    brilliant!


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    #61
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,647 ✭ [Deleted User]


    is that the vdeo with the claymation star trek?that conversation was classic!


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