The weirdest thing you've swallowed

Niall123

I'm just after accidentally swallowing the inside electronic bit of an earphone.

Whats the strangest thing you've swallowed?

Rabies

Swallowed this last year. Quite unconfortable to say the least.

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Rhyme

Rabies wrote:

Swallowed this last year.

Thanks for that...

Bag of marbles for me... im sure theres weirder though

Kernel

We all know where this thread is leading... come on ladies, don't let us down!

Endurance Man

Kernel wrote:

We all know where this thread is leading... come on ladies, don't let us down!

Hahhahahaha , who needs the humour forum.

qz

Some liquid I found in miniature champagne bottle - not real, only about the length of your pinky. My Mum warned me not to drink it.....

...and needless to say... :rolleyes:

Rhyme

Kernel wrote:

We all know where this thread is leading... come on ladies, don't let us down!

It'd be some feat getting it to the stomach and thus constituting a swallow... oh wait, ive gotten this all wrong.


oh God

Le Rack

men never cease to disgust me...

I tecnically swallowed a fly once, I was sniffing a flower and sniffed a wee bit too hard and it went up my nose and... yeah...

Pitseleh

Chicken's feet - bone and all.

Rabies

Did you swallow a spider to get the fly?

I know an old woman.....

Le Rack

no I coughed and spluttered for a while and got rid of it, or so I thought....
but when I told my elderly neighbour she was astonished that I didn't use a spider...

horseflesh

Apparently you swallow a few spiders every year, they just crawl into your mouth when you're asleep.

panda100

i was right little troublemaker when i was younger and was driving with my family to me grannys and id brought a stink bomb with me to set it off at her house.stinkbombs used to come in little glass bottles then-i was playing it with it on the journey there just you know sucking on the bottle and things and we went over a huge bump in the road and it cracked in my mouth so i swallowed the whole stink bomb-yuck can still taste it now but did serve me right!

whiskeyman

I swallowed a €2 coin once.... hurt like heck.
Doctor told me to take a dump and see if there was any change....

Vikings

whiskeyman wrote:

Doctor told me to take a dump and see if there was any change....

I choked on some garlic bread because of that...

nobodythere

I once heard that 9 was the average amount of insects swallowed per year per person...

I don't know how you'd calculate that...

When we were young we had this thing called edible paper... My friend convinces me that all paper and plastic was edible... And that's the day I ate the wrapper off of a Mr. Frosty ice pop

whiskeyman

grasshopa wrote:

And that's the day I ate the wrapper off of a Mr. Frosty ice pop

always used to eat a fair chunk of the wrapper anyway trying to tear it open with me teeth...
I used to remember a guy in primary school that couldnt understand the concept behind chewing gum and would always swallow it...

peckerhead

horseflesh wrote:

Apparently you swallow a few spiders every year, they just crawl into your mouth when you're asleep.

Or into your food, when you're not looking. Almost impossible to avoid, in fact, even in our "temperate" climate. Damn nutritious too, if truth be told...

So — has nobody else here ever been stranded in the desert and had to drink their own urine..? (Le Rack, you might prefer to avoid this thread from here on in...:D )

scuba steve

qz wrote:

Some liquid I found in miniature champagne bottle - not real, only about the length of your pinky. My Mum warned me not to drink it.....

...and needless to say... :rolleyes:

I had one like that too, i think it was bubbles stuff or something, gulped it down anyway . . .

Jonny Arson

I can't believe no ladies have yet mentioned the 3 letter C word!

Go on be honest gals!

TomCo

So — has nobody else here ever been stranded in the desert and had to drink their own urine..? (Le Rack, you might prefer to avoid this thread from here on in...:D )

Probably the worst thing you can drink in the desert since its full of salts.

I knew a guy once who used to drink his blood when he got a cut because he thought it would replenish his blood supply. Idiot.

whiskeyman

Zane from MTV2 wrote:

I can't believe no ladies have yet mentioned the 3 letter C word!

Go on be honest gals!

Can?
Must be wasted to let the whole can slip out of your hand and swallow it...

Mossy Monk

swallowing a cat

pretty uncomfortable i'd imagine

danniemcq

why would you swallow cif? that stuff is deadly

Cake Fiend

I don't see how anyone could swallow a car, unless you're this guy.

I used to eat pencil lead when I was a kid. Seriously, people wouldn't loan me pencils in school because I'd eaten one of theirs already.

johnny_ultimate

Food.
I know, boring.

mad m

Well by my own fault many moons ago,one night I had the old type cans of coke with ring pull.So normally when finishing a can I used to insert the ringpull into empty can but that night I dropped it into can before I took a swing.I know how stupid,just didnt dawn on me till I gulped down a good sup and hey I felt ring pull lodge in my throat!!!!

Got the fright of my life I can tell ya,went straight to loo and threw up.The bee baa's was called.. :rolleyes:

Le Rack

TomCo wrote:

Probably the worst thing you can drink in the desert since its full of salts.

I knew a guy once who used to drink his blood when he got a cut because he thought it would replenish his blood supply. Idiot.

I used to do that....

DonkeyStyle \o/

Swallowed my pride one time, it hurt lots.

Tazz T

half a pint glass - i was young and stupid.

stormkeeper

I accidentally swallowed the nib and ink tube part of a Bic pen once. I was trying to take it out by knicking it against my teeth... it worked a little too well...

Piste

Zane from MTV2 wrote:

I can't believe no ladies have yet mentioned the 3 letter C word!

Go on be honest gals!

A whole cod? No, sorry, I'm a vegetarian.

rainbow kirby

When I was 3 years old, I swallowed half a bar of soap. Apparently there was projectile vomiting...

Executive Steve

it's a toss up between LSD and ketamine....

Alvis

My parents actually forced me to try eating a baby duck that still had not hatched out of its egg. I know it sounds gross, but it is actually quite a popular delicacy in certain asian countries (where my parents come from).

So anyways they had already cooked it and they helped me open the shell and there I saw the most hideous thing ever. The little duck took up half the space of the egg and the rest of it was filled with the yolk. Truly disguisting. I ate the yolk only, but shortly after that I felt really quesy. I didn't vomit though.

I'll never ever try that again...

Rb

I don't see why so many guys are going "come on girls, say it, say ittttt"(or along those lines), I mean, it's not really "weird" is it?

peckerhead

Yes, tbh it probably is. I'd love to know how many of those "girls" are still checking out the latest posts, 'though! Where's that "roflmfao" smilie button?

TCamen

I swallowed an eraser when I was younger (didn't want to say rubber based on the tone of the thread so far )

My parents actually forced me to try eating a baby duck that still had not hatched out of its egg. I know it sounds gross, but it is actually quite a popular delicacy in certain asian countries (where my parents come from).

They had to eat this on Fear Factor and Survivor before. It's called Balute and it so rank looking, and it smells disgusting too from all reports. It's formed enough that the beak and wings are crunchy. Just nasty! :eek:

Balute

Lump

TBH, what's the 3 letter "C" word?

John

P.S. I once ate uncooked spagetthi.

missingtime

I swallowed the worm in a bottle of Mezcal.

Kernel

Lump wrote:

TBH, what's the 3 letter "C" word?

Cum I'd say.

Anyway, on topic, I once swallowed the FF propoganda that they were responsible for our growing economy... I know... I'll never live it down.... But in my defence a large amount of the electorate swallowed it too that year.

Off topic though, I'd say:

Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell, But I've been seen with Farrah.
I've never been with anything less than a nine, so fine.
I've been on fire with Sally Field, gone fast with a girl named Bo.
But somehow they just don't end up as mine...
It's a death-defying life I lead, I'll take my chances.
I've died for a living in the movies and tv.
But the hardest thing I'll ever do is watch my leading ladies,
Kiss some other guy while I'm bandaging my knee.

I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand-new car,
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star.

I've never spent much time in school, but I taught ladies plenty.
It's true I hire my body out for pay, hey hey!
I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs, blown up over Rachel Welch
But when I wind up in the hay, it's only hay, hey hey!
I might jump an open drawbridge, or Tarzan from a vine,
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman, that makes Eastwood look so fine.

They'll never make me president, but I got the best first ladies
Someday´s I got´em as far as the eye can see - ouee
A morning dove with Jacky Smith, a crash in the night with Cheryl
But in the end they never stay with me
On my fall from the Tower Building, so Burt Reynolds don't get hurt
I might leap the mighty Canyon, so he can kiss and flirt
Well, that smooth talker's kissing my girl - I'm just kissing dirt
Yes, I'm the lonely stuntman, that made a lover out of Burt.

Tiriel

The little plastic thing at the end of a bic biro.. I kind of sucked it into my throat and then got such a fright I started choking! massive commotion in the lecture.. was soo embarrassed!!

20 Times 20 Times

Cork_girl wrote:

The little plastic thing at the end of a bic biro.. I kind of sucked it into my throat and then got such a fright I started choking! massive commotion in the lecture.. was soo embarrassed!!

Haha that happen in a lecture i was in before , the chap was sitting next to me , i thought he was joking and started laughing then the teacher came up and started hitting him on the back , till the thing fell out

Lump

It's hardly wierd for a lady to swallow Cum?

Anyway...

John

Franky Boy

I swallowed a bottle cap.Beer one.Ow.

Sarky

Washing soda. Nearly killed me, apparently.

Civilian_Target

cat food, or the clicky bit of an RJ45 network end

tman

chilli beer :eek:

would love to try that stuff again actually...

Töpher

A packet of Meanies (think it was Menaies, the green packet with the guy on the bike!) that were 7 years past their sell by date. (Don't ask!) They tasted the way wet paint on soggy cardboard would smell!

pookie pixie

I shoved a jelly tot so far up my nose i ended up swallowing it.(it was green)
When i was about 10 i swallowd a ballon while trying to blow it up....my mum had to ring the doctor who said i had to watch my poo for the next while.

ClareBear

I swallowed a slug once. Manky! :mad: