The weirdest thing you've swallowed

Niall123 · 14-10-2005 07:44PM #1

I'm just after accidentally swallowing the inside electronic bit of an earphone.

Whats the strangest thing you've swallowed?

Rabies · 14-10-2005 07:56PM

Swallowed this last year. Quite unconfortable to say the least.

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Rhyme · 14-10-2005 07:59PM

Rabies wrote:

Swallowed this last year.

Thanks for that...

Bag of marbles for me... im sure theres weirder though

Kernel · 14-10-2005 08:01PM

We all know where this thread is leading... come on ladies, don't let us down!

Endurance Man · 14-10-2005 08:03PM

Kernel wrote:

We all know where this thread is leading... come on ladies, don't let us down!

Hahhahahaha

, who needs the humour forum.

qz · 14-10-2005 08:03PM

Some liquid I found in miniature champagne bottle - not real, only about the length of your pinky. My Mum warned me not to drink it.....

...and needless to say... :rolleyes:

Rhyme · 14-10-2005 08:03PM

Kernel wrote:

We all know where this thread is leading... come on ladies, don't let us down!

It'd be some feat getting it to the stomach and thus constituting a swallow... oh wait, ive gotten this all wrong.

oh God

Le Rack · 14-10-2005 08:38PM

men never cease to disgust me...

I tecnically swallowed a fly once, I was sniffing a flower and sniffed a wee bit too hard and it went up my nose and... yeah...

Pitseleh · 14-10-2005 08:41PM

Chicken's feet - bone and all.

Rabies · 14-10-2005 08:42PM

Did you swallow a spider to get the fly?

I know an old woman.....

Le Rack · 14-10-2005 08:47PM

no I coughed and spluttered for a while and got rid of it, or so I thought....
but when I told my elderly neighbour she was astonished that I didn't use a spider...

horseflesh · 14-10-2005 08:54PM

Apparently you swallow a few spiders every year, they just crawl into your mouth when you're asleep.

panda100 · 14-10-2005 09:12PM

i was right little troublemaker when i was younger and was driving with my family to me grannys and id brought a stink bomb with me to set it off at her house.stinkbombs used to come in little glass bottles then-i was playing it with it on the journey there just you know sucking on the bottle and things and we went over a huge bump in the road and it cracked in my mouth so i swallowed the whole stink bomb-yuck can still taste it now but did serve me right!

whiskeyman · 14-10-2005 09:12PM

I swallowed a €2 coin once.... hurt like heck.
Doctor told me to take a dump and see if there was any change....

Vikings · 14-10-2005 09:15PM

whiskeyman wrote:

Doctor told me to take a dump and see if there was any change....

I choked on some garlic bread because of that...

nobodythere · 14-10-2005 09:17PM

I once heard that 9 was the average amount of insects swallowed per year per person...

I don't know how you'd calculate that...

When we were young we had this thing called edible paper... My friend convinces me that all paper and plastic was edible... And that's the day I ate the wrapper off of a Mr. Frosty ice pop

whiskeyman · 14-10-2005 09:21PM

grasshopa wrote:

And that's the day I ate the wrapper off of a Mr. Frosty ice pop

always used to eat a fair chunk of the wrapper anyway trying to tear it open with me teeth...
I used to remember a guy in primary school that couldnt understand the concept behind chewing gum and would always swallow it...

peckerhead · 14-10-2005 09:23PM

horseflesh wrote:

Apparently you swallow a few spiders every year, they just crawl into your mouth when you're asleep.

Or into your food, when you're not looking. Almost impossible to avoid, in fact, even in our "temperate" climate. Damn nutritious too, if truth be told...

So — has nobody else here ever been stranded in the desert and had to drink their own urine..? (Le Rack, you might prefer to avoid this thread from here on in...:D )

scuba steve · 14-10-2005 09:52PM

qz wrote:

Some liquid I found in miniature champagne bottle - not real, only about the length of your pinky. My Mum warned me not to drink it.....

...and needless to say... :rolleyes:

I had one like that too, i think it was bubbles stuff or something, gulped it down anyway . . .

Jonny Arson · 14-10-2005 09:56PM

I can't believe no ladies have yet mentioned the 3 letter C word!

Go on be honest gals!

TomCo · 14-10-2005 10:01PM

So — has nobody else here ever been stranded in the desert and had to drink their own urine..? (Le Rack, you might prefer to avoid this thread from here on in...:D )

Probably the worst thing you can drink in the desert since its full of salts.

I knew a guy once who used to drink his blood when he got a cut because he thought it would replenish his blood supply. Idiot.

whiskeyman · 14-10-2005 10:04PM

Zane from MTV2 wrote:

I can't believe no ladies have yet mentioned the 3 letter C word!

Go on be honest gals!

Can?
Must be wasted to let the whole can slip out of your hand and swallow it...

Mossy Monk · 14-10-2005 10:04PM

swallowing a cat

pretty uncomfortable i'd imagine

danniemcq · 14-10-2005 10:17PM

why would you swallow cif? that stuff is deadly

Cake Fiend · 14-10-2005 10:24PM

I don't see how anyone could swallow a car, unless you're this guy.

I used to eat pencil lead when I was a kid. Seriously, people wouldn't loan me pencils in school because I'd eaten one of theirs already.

johnny_ultimate · 14-10-2005 10:33PM

Food.
I know, boring.

mad m · 14-10-2005 10:41PM

Well by my own fault many moons ago,one night I had the old type cans of coke with ring pull.So normally when finishing a can I used to insert the ringpull into empty can but that night I dropped it into can before I took a swing.I know how stupid,just didnt dawn on me till I gulped down a good sup and hey I felt ring pull lodge in my throat!!!!

Got the fright of my life I can tell ya,went straight to loo and threw up.The bee baa's was called.. :rolleyes:

Le Rack · 14-10-2005 10:53PM

TomCo wrote:

Probably the worst thing you can drink in the desert since its full of salts.

I knew a guy once who used to drink his blood when he got a cut because he thought it would replenish his blood supply. Idiot.

I used to do that....

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 14-10-2005 10:57PM

Swallowed my pride one time, it hurt lots.

Tazz T · 14-10-2005 11:22PM

half a pint glass - i was young and stupid.

stormkeeper · 14-10-2005 11:25PM

I accidentally swallowed the nib and ink tube part of a Bic pen once. I was trying to take it out by knicking it against my teeth... it worked a little too well...

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