The weirdest thing you've swallowed

Piste · 14-10-2005 11:30PM

Zane from MTV2 wrote:

I can't believe no ladies have yet mentioned the 3 letter C word!

Go on be honest gals!

A whole cod? No, sorry, I'm a vegetarian.

rainbow kirby · 14-10-2005 11:32PM

When I was 3 years old, I swallowed half a bar of soap. Apparently there was projectile vomiting...

Executive Steve · 14-10-2005 11:37PM

it's a toss up between LSD and ketamine....

Alvis · 14-10-2005 11:49PM

My parents actually forced me to try eating a baby duck that still had not hatched out of its egg. I know it sounds gross, but it is actually quite a popular delicacy in certain asian countries (where my parents come from).

So anyways they had already cooked it and they helped me open the shell and there I saw the most hideous thing ever. The little duck took up half the space of the egg and the rest of it was filled with the yolk. Truly disguisting. I ate the yolk only, but shortly after that I felt really quesy. I didn't vomit though.

I'll never ever try that again...

Rb · 14-10-2005 11:57PM

I don't see why so many guys are going "come on girls, say it, say ittttt"(or along those lines), I mean, it's not really "weird" is it?

peckerhead · 15-10-2005 12:44AM

Yes, tbh it probably is. I'd love to know how many of those "girls" are still checking out the latest posts, 'though! Where's that "roflmfao" smilie button?

TCamen · 15-10-2005 01:18AM

I swallowed an eraser when I was younger (didn't want to say rubber based on the tone of the thread so far

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My parents actually forced me to try eating a baby duck that still had not hatched out of its egg. I know it sounds gross, but it is actually quite a popular delicacy in certain asian countries (where my parents come from).

They had to eat this on Fear Factor and Survivor before. It's called Balute and it so rank looking, and it smells disgusting too from all reports. It's formed enough that the beak and wings are crunchy. Just nasty! :eek:

Balute

Lump · 15-10-2005 01:23AM

TBH, what's the 3 letter "C" word?

John

P.S. I once ate uncooked spagetthi.

missingtime · 15-10-2005 01:30AM

I swallowed the worm in a bottle of Mezcal.

Kernel · 15-10-2005 04:29AM

Lump wrote:

TBH, what's the 3 letter "C" word?

Cum I'd say.

Anyway, on topic, I once swallowed the FF propoganda that they were responsible for our growing economy... I know... I'll never live it down.... But in my defence a large amount of the electorate swallowed it too that year.

Off topic though, I'd say:

Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell, But I've been seen with Farrah.
I've never been with anything less than a nine, so fine.
I've been on fire with Sally Field, gone fast with a girl named Bo.
But somehow they just don't end up as mine...
It's a death-defying life I lead, I'll take my chances.
I've died for a living in the movies and tv.
But the hardest thing I'll ever do is watch my leading ladies,
Kiss some other guy while I'm bandaging my knee.

I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand-new car,
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star.

I've never spent much time in school, but I taught ladies plenty.
It's true I hire my body out for pay, hey hey!
I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs, blown up over Rachel Welch
But when I wind up in the hay, it's only hay, hey hey!
I might jump an open drawbridge, or Tarzan from a vine,
'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman, that makes Eastwood look so fine.

They'll never make me president, but I got the best first ladies
Someday´s I got´em as far as the eye can see - ouee
A morning dove with Jacky Smith, a crash in the night with Cheryl
But in the end they never stay with me
On my fall from the Tower Building, so Burt Reynolds don't get hurt
I might leap the mighty Canyon, so he can kiss and flirt
Well, that smooth talker's kissing my girl - I'm just kissing dirt
Yes, I'm the lonely stuntman, that made a lover out of Burt.

Tiriel · 15-10-2005 04:51AM

The little plastic thing at the end of a bic biro.. I kind of sucked it into my throat and then got such a fright I started choking! massive commotion in the lecture.. was soo embarrassed!!

20 Times 20 Times · 15-10-2005 04:56AM

Cork_girl wrote:

The little plastic thing at the end of a bic biro.. I kind of sucked it into my throat and then got such a fright I started choking! massive commotion in the lecture.. was soo embarrassed!!

Haha that happen in a lecture i was in before , the chap was sitting next to me , i thought he was joking and started laughing then the teacher came up and started hitting him on the back , till the thing fell out

Lump · 15-10-2005 10:57AM

It's hardly wierd for a lady to swallow Cum?

Anyway...

John

Franky Boy · 15-10-2005 11:20AM

I swallowed a bottle cap.Beer one.Ow.

Sarky · 15-10-2005 11:49AM

Washing soda. Nearly killed me, apparently.

Civilian_Target · 15-10-2005 12:27PM

cat food, or the clicky bit of an RJ45 network end

tman · 15-10-2005 01:43PM

chilli beer :eek:

would love to try that stuff again actually...

Töpher · 15-10-2005 02:17PM

A packet of Meanies (think it was Menaies, the green packet with the guy on the bike!) that were 7 years past their sell by date. (Don't ask!) They tasted the way wet paint on soggy cardboard would smell!

pookie pixie · 15-10-2005 03:25PM

I shoved a jelly tot so far up my nose i ended up swallowing it.(it was green)
When i was about 10 i swallowd a ballon while trying to blow it up....my mum had to ring the doctor who said i had to watch my poo for the next while.

ClareBear · 15-10-2005 03:31PM

I swallowed a slug once. Manky! :mad:

Undergod · 15-10-2005 03:46PM

A TripleX mint. Whole. I was choking on it at the time and it wasn't going to come back up so I swallowed it whole.

billstraighten · 15-10-2005 04:25PM

a safety pin ..i dunno how though..someone told me the next day

Outcast · 15-10-2005 05:00PM

I didn't realise you weren't meant to swallow mouthwash...

xzanti · 15-10-2005 05:18PM

I swallowed a 12" ruler (well half of it) when I was about 3... was playing the "hey mam look I can ballance myself on this ruler using my teeth" game and down I went, almost killed my poor mother with fright, had to gargle with detol for a few weeks, throat was well f*cked up for a while after it... Pretty sore

growler · 15-10-2005 07:57PM

two tabs of lsd and a lump of hash wrapped in tinfoil ( seemed a better plan than giving them to the nice garda who was knocking on the car window).

Suaimhneach · 15-10-2005 07:57PM

ClareBear wrote:

I swallowed a slug once. Manky! :mad:

Eh, just curious.... how?

Weirdest thing I swallowed was... probably plastic off a pen cap, or eh .. yep, thats it.

NoDayBut2Day · 15-10-2005 08:03PM

This chewy Japanese food... some kind of mochi, I think. It was not very appetizing. I had to choke to get it down... hahaha.

:rolleyes:

Franky Boy · 15-10-2005 08:06PM

xzanti wrote:

I swallowed a 12" ruler (well half of it) when I was about 3... was playing the "hey mam look I can ballance myself on this ruler using my teeth" game and down I went, almost killed my poor mother with fright, had to gargle with detol for a few weeks, throat was well f*cked up for a while after it... Pretty sore

Yeah that's ****ed up!!!

Agent Smith · 15-10-2005 08:07PM

swallowed a 5 piece coin when i was 2....

got stuck in the linning of my stomach, and i still have a massaive scar across my chest....

Seraphina · 15-10-2005 08:27PM

cant remember what age i was, but i drank bleach when i was younger.

just thought it was a cup of water in my granny's bathroom. parents phoned the hospital and were told to make me drink milk to neutralise it. i dislike drinking milk and found that aspect more unpleasant than the bleach. as far as i can remember i didn't get sick or really even feel that bad

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