John Bowler 2002-2005

Zounds · 31-08-2005 10:46PM

Kawaii: hi, who are you?

I hate Jedis: yes you did, you bastard

The Evil lime: It was your god-damned fault =P

kawaii · 02-09-2005 11:41PM

Read (and reply to dammit!) your PMs...

elephamt king · 02-09-2005 11:45PM

i dont knw if i have already said this but:
John likes feet!

kawaii · 04-09-2005 11:44PM

John for teh reply.

NOW!

Zounds · 05-09-2005 07:56PM

Stop spamming up my thread, I'll reply when I'm good and ready to!

kawaii · 05-09-2005 08:05PM

I thought the whole point of this thread was for spam, no?

Whateva...

Zounds · 05-09-2005 08:56PM

That's only technically true!

Piste · 05-09-2005 09:11PM

I hadn't posted in this thread.

JenLorigan · 08-09-2005 09:46PM

Zounds wrote:

That's only technically true!

YOU'RE only technically true!

Raphael · 08-09-2005 11:02PM

Yore ma's only technically true

PurpleFistMixer · 08-09-2005 11:28PM

Your FACE's only technically true.

Raphael · 09-09-2005 02:46PM

Yore ma's face is only technically true

JenLorigan · 09-09-2005 10:48PM

Your ma has sex with strangers but she doesn't charge them and that's why your family's poor!

Raphael · 09-09-2005 11:22PM

Yeah, well Yore ma gives lousy head. It's atrocious, like a toothless dog trying to eak a carrot.

Liquorice · 10-09-2005 11:22AM

I'm not going to forgive you for causing me to flash my underwear to the entire quad. Adam kept pulling me one way and I was screaming at you to let go of my feet...and then I fell. That is my most prominent inside-CTYI Bowler memory. And it is not nice.

*shakes fist in the proper, non-weird Marieke way*

americanCat · 13-09-2005 07:37PM

hehe john, i'll always remember you as the guy who was always fascinated in my camera and wanted to borrow Interview with the Vampire... did you ever even *read* it???????????

Zounds · 13-09-2005 09:11PM

Liquorice wrote:

I'm not going to forgive you for causing me to flash my underwear to the entire quad. Adam kept pulling me one way and I was screaming at you to let go of my feet...and then I fell. That is my most prominent inside-CTYI Bowler memory. And it is not nice.

*shakes fist in the proper, non-weird Marieke way*

WHAT THE F-CK?

I dunnae remember that at all and you didn't mention it at the time........or for that matter any time before now o.0

[EDIT] After some thought I do remember you being pulled between me and Adam but not the flashing[/EDIT]

Zounds · 13-09-2005 09:13PM

americanCat wrote:

hehe john, i'll always remember you as the guy who was always fascinated in my camera and wanted to borrow Interview with the Vampire... did you ever even *read* it???????????

You've known me for over three years and I'm still that guy??

And no, I never did finish that book

Love · 13-09-2005 11:23PM

I remember you picking me up and passing me around the quad. Which was scary. I'm too tall and too heavy for that. And I freaked and you nearly dropped me. And then you passed me around to other people who were so kind as to lie about how "light" I was as they desperately looked around for someone to pass me on to before their knees buckled under my weight. Fun fun.

Also, I will get you back for whatever reason I was trying to kill you that time. And for photographing me at the reunion. I HATE photographs!!

LordCran · 14-09-2005 03:46PM

You should hate photos. They capture a part of your soul. My soul currently resides in various pieces, in various places. There's a large piece in my school yearbook, for example.
I'll shut up now...

Love · 14-09-2005 05:31PM

Yearbook photos = unspeakable evilness

*goes on mad camera-destroying rampage*

PurpleFistMixer · 14-09-2005 11:38PM

Love wrote:

*goes on mad camera-destroying rampage*

NOOOO!!!!!! *slow motion flying through the air diving to save cameras motion*

So young... so innocent... such fast shutter speeds... *sniff*

Zounds · 15-09-2005 12:15AM

I'm willing to assume that Love is Sophia and say:

You will never suceed in attempting to murder or harm me, it always end up the same, you either hurt some random bystander or Fionn makes a sex joke and you then try to kill him.

Love · 15-09-2005 12:36AM

Or I end up pinned down while trying to punch/kick/headbutt/all three at once you... Grr... *bitterness* :mad:

Acid_Violet · 15-09-2005 04:57PM

Hey I'm part of the school council and I've to dothe year-book and I've just found out about this today-dont hate me for it Sophia I cant help it (though maybe I could if I tried, hmmm)
I know the feeling, I look fat and stoned in photo's, I didnt know the stoned bit though til John showed me

JenLorigan · 15-09-2005 05:14PM

I don't like being in photos. I do like taking them though.

On a John-related note, John and I are bizarrely evenly matched when neither of us has the use of our hands. Up to the point where I beat him.

Zounds · 15-09-2005 06:32PM

you can't beat me! (this statement may or may not be true)

seriously though, you only win cause A. you have teeth and B i'm generally not trying very hard

Sugarplum_fairy · 15-09-2005 06:32PM

Zounds wrote:

You will never suceed in attempting to murder or harm me, it always end up the same, you either hurt some random bystander or Fionn makes a sex joke and you then try to kill him.

That happens no matter what soph gets up to!

I remember you John!
You stole my atm card :mad: and somehow ended up wrapped aound me!
And you slung me over your shoulder and walked off with me still up there.

JenLorigan · 15-09-2005 09:45PM

Zounds wrote:

you can't beat me! (this statement may or may not be true)

seriously though, you only win cause A. you have teeth and B i'm generally not trying very hard

If I tried properly, I'd beat you easily. I just have an aversion to hurting people.

A. Yes, because you don't. B. You lie.

Love · 16-09-2005 01:07PM

Cliona?... Shut up.

Jenny, i also like taking photomagraphs, but i usually don't turn out well in the photos taken of me so I hate being in them.

John Bowler 2002-2005

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