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How big is your willeh?

funky penguin · 2005-04-16 16:27:01

Inspired by this here thread. Don't be shy!!!! someone else go first

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#32 19-02-2006 6:00pm
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Aw man! That brought a tear to my eye.......

And an erection to my pants.

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#33 19-02-2006 6:37pm
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funky penguin is my sister, and he has two willehs and one boob.

Its in the middle of his forehead.

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#34 20-02-2006 11:42am
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my willy is big..... REAL BIG!!!

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#35 20-02-2006 1:05pm
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funky penguin wrote:

Aw man! That brought a tear to my eye.......

And an erection to my pants.

You should reverse the oreder of those two lines for perverse reasons.

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#36 22-02-2006 6:12pm
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The best kind of reasons!

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#37 22-02-2006 7:12pm
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They are the only reasons I ever have with you, funkeh.

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#38 22-02-2006 7:56pm
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/me has intimate reasons with tar

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#39 22-02-2006 10:23pm
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im not bragging or anything but mine is bigger than this
http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/otherphotos/inflatable-penis.jpg

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#40 23-02-2006 1:00am
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Really? That man with the giant inflatable penis is making a very small gesture with his right hand. Why sell yourself short?

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#41 23-02-2006 1:58am
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Sarky wrote:

Really? That man with the giant inflatable penis is making a very small gesture with his right hand. Why sell yourself short?

Damn you discovered the hidden message.

now to go to the doctor.

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#42 23-02-2006 5:06am
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Mines only 6 inches..........................................AROUND.

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#43 23-02-2006 10:48am
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i just went around ****ing people....WITH MY MASSIVE COCK!!!

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#44 23-02-2006 1:09pm
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your cock has the bird flu, well done for spreading it around

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#45 23-02-2006 1:11pm
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Oh noes, a cock with a cough...

o_Ó

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#46 23-02-2006 4:11pm
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Rhyme dishes out the hot dickings.

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#47 23-02-2006 5:12pm
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funk-you wrote:

Mines only 6 inches..........................................AROUND.

That's about average... I would say... or at least that's what other websites say... not that I've read any of em....**cough cough**...... Anyway I'm about 6 and a half inches..... or there abouts!!!

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#48 23-02-2006 5:34pm
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*notes*

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#49 23-02-2006 9:43pm
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#50 08-03-2006 7:58pm
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All very informative. I'll keep it in my pants

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#51 08-03-2006 8:03pm
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mine is so big it doesnt exist

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#52 13-03-2006 1:48pm
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What are you noting Tar?

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#53 14-03-2006 12:06am
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which one do i measure? the former or the latter?

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#54 14-03-2006 5:35pm
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No the middle one.

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#55 15-03-2006 12:43am
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homah_7ft wrote:

No the middle one.

LOL

Funneh man!

The correct way to measure your penis size (erect) is to get a ruler and press it over your penis, at the top side, not beside the penis, and press the ruler right into your body (so as not to cheat), and get the measurement from the base of your penis right up to the tip (head) of your penis.

........But then i'd wouldn't be into all that stuff, so I wouldn't....

..........**cough cough***

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#56 15-03-2006 12:49am
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Scraggs wrote:

mine is so big it doesnt exist

Oh yes it does!

Top drawer, needs replacement batteries

/runs

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#57 16-03-2006 6:07pm
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funky penguin wrote:

Inspired by this here thread.

Don't be shy!!!!

someone else go first

go first ? where to?

Surely one does these things at home? Or am I missing out on the scene? Is it like dogging? If it is in Sligo, I know the woods well. Do tell!!:D

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#58 31-03-2006 1:59am
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big enough to fill 4 pushchairs:D

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#59 05-07-2010 1:39pm
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So apparently Rozabeez 1st thought I was a girl, then thought (for 3 years) that I was gay.

I really have to re-think my posting behavior.

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#60 05-07-2010 3:55pm
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I thought you were a zombie?????

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#61 05-07-2010 5:12pm
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omg!! the Zombie Lesbians from Mars are invading!!!!:eek:

can I just check the ambient temperature for this measurement????

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