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How big is your willeh?

  • 16-04-2005 4:27pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭


    Inspired by this here thread.

    Don't be shy!!!!

    someone else go first


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Pi.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Is that 3.14 inches or 3.14 centimetres?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Radians.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,288 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    In feet or yards?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    No metric system here. Feckin French.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Wait, isnt funky_penguin a girl?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,288 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    No metric system here. Feckin French.

    Ok then. Hmmm....how many feet in a meter :/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 84 ✭✭kent


    Mine is huge


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭*adele*


    Rozabeez wrote:
    Wait, isnt funky_penguin a girl?!
    not quite dear


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    *cries* NOOOOOOOOOO!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,961 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    ^^Take it to PMs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 738 ✭✭✭gaui3d0pnbz86o


    to make things fair we need a how big is you boobs thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Mine is so big it keeps me afloat.

    willie.jpg

    No that's not a sperm whale.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Because it's an orca...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Rozabeez wrote:
    *cries* NOOOOOOOOOO!


    Terribly sorry.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You should be!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 899 ✭✭✭BigStupidGuy


    Mental Overload....to much slush puppy.......brain freeze :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Sarky wrote:
    You should be!

    Terribly sorry.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    You should be!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    as big as tba's.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Isn't tba a girl? Kudos on the zombification of this, one of my first nest threads.

    That was before you were cool, Tar.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Isn't tba a girl?
    /ME peers at tba's trousers, I hope so.
    That was before you were cool, Tar.
    In the long long ago?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    AMBIGUITY!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    your avatar kind of suits your face man!
    I don't know what size mine is, it keeps changing :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Tar, its impossible to state in words how much I love you, so heres a pictorial interpretation:

    carrot.jpg

    Know what? I'm gonna throw Rhyme in there too.

    Awwwwww YEah.

    And anyone who wants to join.
    ..........a/s/l?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I found this picture and inverted it for you, it is a picture of inverted löv.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    It says everything.

    ......doesn't it?


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    One line response conveying humour properties, 4 and VI.

    .
    ..
    ...
    ....sheep.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Aw man! That brought a tear to my eye.......

    And an erection to my pants.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 899 ✭✭✭BigStupidGuy


    funky penguin is my sister, and he has two willehs and one boob.

    Its in the middle of his forehead.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    my willy is big..... REAL BIG!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Aw man! That brought a tear to my eye.......

    And an erection to my pants.
    You should reverse the oreder of those two lines for perverse reasons.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    The best kind of reasons! :)


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    They are the only reasons I ever have with you, funkeh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    /me has intimate reasons with tar


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    im not bragging or anything but mine is bigger than this
    http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/otherphotos/inflatable-penis.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Really? That man with the giant inflatable penis is making a very small gesture with his right hand. Why sell yourself short?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Sarky wrote:
    Really? That man with the giant inflatable penis is making a very small gesture with his right hand. Why sell yourself short?

    Damn you discovered the hidden message.

    now to go to the doctor.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Mines only 6 inches..........................................AROUND.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11 zombie_jesus


    i just went around ****ing people....WITH MY MASSIVE COCK!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    your cock has the bird flu, well done for spreading it around


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Oh noes, a cock with a cough...

    o_Ó


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Rhyme dishes out the hot dickings.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    funk-you wrote:
    Mines only 6 inches..........................................AROUND.
    That's about average... I would say... or at least that's what other websites say... not that I've read any of em....**cough cough**...... Anyway I'm about 6 and a half inches..... or there abouts!!!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    *notes*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Penis-Download.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,126 ✭✭✭homah_7ft


    All very informative. I'll keep it in my pants


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    mine is so big it doesnt exist


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