Up The Bum,No Harm Done?

Gordon

Pighead

Kernel wrote:

If all the people think anal sex with a woman is ok, then they must also feel that it's ok for them to have anal sex with a man... is there any difference? :eek:

Big difference. the chicks tend to take a lot better care of their arses
ie countless arse moisturising and cleansing products and they also use toliet roll after pooing.Hence its a much more welcome place,
In summary:Anal sex with blokes=smelly and hairy
Anal sex with ladies=fresh and smooth
By the way who do you people think you are calling my thread pointless.
Have some respect
Word

Sarky

/applauds Gordon.

Pighead

However i will accept people calling my posting of the same message twice as extremely pointless.
No excuses
Rookie error

Sarky

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bbblueyes

phlematic wrote:

You have some sort of miniumum requirements check when a guy asks you out?

I wish there was a way to tell beforehand. It just works out that way for me. Of course when I say big, it doesn't necessarily mean length. It's the girth that really rips the sh!t. A pencil d!ck would be better suited for anal.

Kernel

Pighead wrote:

Big difference. the chicks tend to take a lot better care of their arses
ie countless arse moisturising and cleansing products and they also use toliet roll after pooing.Hence its a much more welcome place,
In summary:Anal sex with blokes=smelly and hairy
Anal sex with ladies=fresh and smooth
By the way who do you people think you are calling my thread pointless.
Have some respect
Word

Well, I'll have to take it on your word that you know the differences between having anal sex with men and with women.....

BTW - are you saying that men don't use toilet roll??? Err.. i think you are on your own there.

Pighead

Kernel wrote:

Well, I'll have to take it on your word that you know the differences between having anal sex with men and with women.....

BTW - are you saying that men don't use toilet roll??? Err.. i think you are on your own there.

Real men keep it natural

Sarky

I bet you don't have a beard though.

Pighead

Sarky wrote:

I bet you don't have a beard though.

In fact i do
and in fact its down to my arse
And yes in fact i would on occasion wipe my arse with the aforementioned beard

rubadub

maninblack2 wrote:

Can anyone tell me how they clean their willy wonka after an entry in there. surely it couldnt be pleasant wiping it all over the bed. maybe ive misunderstood the process. can someone explain it to me.

You are meant to get the blowjob after the sodomy, jeez did your granny teach you nothing, thats what your good lady wife's mouth is there for

koneko

This thread is more vulgar than cuckoo.