Up The Bum,No Harm Done?

Pighead

Good Morning all,
Have just been wondering what the general opinion on the board is towards anal sex.I myself find nothing at all wrong with it and wouldn't find it disgusting or perverse yet this morning as myself and my colleagues chatted whilst enjoying the delights of the work canteen I was shocked to discover that I was in the minority on this subject!out of 7 people at the table only 2 had no problem with anal while 5 were disgusted by it(although i know for a fact 1 of the 5 were lying as i had her up the arse last year)
Anyway i'd be interested to hear other opinions on the subject
Ps This is not smut for smut sake,this is a genuine query

rubadub

Should be taught in all schools as a safeguard against pregnancy, especially in light of those fake durex.
They all love the veined sodomy stick, its picking the sweetcorn from under the old foreskin thats the real pain.

Kernel

Pighead wrote:

Good Morning all,
Have just been wondering what the general opinion on the board is towards anal sex.I myself find nothing at all wrong with it and wouldn't find it disgusting or perverse yet this morning as myself and my colleagues chatted whilst enjoying the delights of the work canteen I was shocked to discover that I was in the minority on this subject!out of 7 people at the table only 2 had no problem with anal while 5 were disgusted by it(although i know for a fact 1 of the 5 were lying as i had her up the arse last year)
Anyway i'd be interested to hear other opinions on the subject
Ps This is not smut for smut sake,this is a genuine query

LOL... pighead, you've descended to new depths of depravity! My opinion is I don't like it.. don't think it's the way nature intended.. one way operation and all that. I also never understood what women got from it, although I have heard that some few women enjoy it.

rubadub

If ye don't want a nipper, take her up the ****ter

Bottle_of_Smoke

rubadub wrote:

Should be taught in all schools as a safeguard against pregnancy, especially in light of those fake durex.
They all love the veined sodomy stick, its picking the sweetcorn from under the old foreskin thats the real pain.

hahahahha you're my hero for the day...

on topic eh no i don't see the point round the front a much nicer place

Pighead

rubadub wrote:

They all love the veined sodomy stick, its picking the sweetcorn from under the old foreskin thats the real pain.

LOL That almost swayed my opinion and put me into the "it disgusts me camp".
What a very disturbing image!

Kernel I respect your opinion and i'm glad you haven't taken the moral highground on the issue,it seems the "thick or thin" thread has shown you how to act with a bit of humility.
respect the bum

azezil

its a real pain in the ass...

Lex_Diamonds

If you hate anal you secretly hate gays. FACT!

rubadub

Bottle_of_Smoke wrote:

on topic eh no i don't see the point round the front a much nicer place

But theres a few days in the month she'd rather see you with a brown pole than a red one.

Good signature: rum, sodomy and the lash. A healthy diet

Kernel

Lex_Diamonds wrote:

If you hate anal you secretly hate gays. FACT!

Nahhh not at all. I just don't like anal when there's a perfectly good vagina.. I don't mind whether other people want to have anal or not, just for me personally, it's a no no. And as I say, does a woman get any pleasure from that really?

LoneGunM@n

I was gonna say I personally think that there is nothing wrong with Anal sex, until I read

rubadub wrote:

its picking the sweetcorn from under the old foreskin thats the real pain.

I always thought of Anal sex as the big no no of sex ... therefore the thought of it had me dying to try it

Dr. Loon

Pighead wrote:

(although i know for a fact 1 of the 5 were lying as i had her up the arse last year)
A

Ha ha ha .... that's fúckin class.

Tha Gopher

Id like to hear from Chubby Byrne.....






Quite reminds me of Gareth on The Office saying "Dont worry, if nobody else wants you, Monkey Allan down the warehouse will do ya" to Dawn
To which Tim replies along the lines of "I dont even know Monkey Allan, just his name is enough to put her off" or words to that effect

Speaking of which, Pighead.....are you finchy? This no harm done chat highly reminds me of the episode that was on a few days ago

*Page*

its not nice to "take it" that way.
i dont like it at all.. stuff is come out not go in!!!!

Pighead

Kernel wrote:

Nahhh not at all. I just don't like anal when there's a perfectly good vagina.. I don't mind whether other people want to have anal or not, just for me personally, it's a no no. And as I say, does a woman get any pleasure from that really?

Think thats pretty irrelevent,I'm pretty sure women don't get any pleasure when they're giving their fella a quick blowjob before work or maybe you're not keen on fellatio either.

Bottle_of_Smoke

Pighead wrote:

Think thats pretty irrelevent,I'm pretty sure women don't get any pleasure when they're giving their fella a quick blowjob before work or maybe you're not keen on fellatio either.

not getting excruciating pain neither!

yeah rubadub signature pretty ironic now

*Page*

giving blow jobs are pleasurable...

Pighead

Bottle_of_Smoke wrote:

not getting excruciating pain neither!

You ever get jizz in your eyes?I've heard thats mighty excruciating!
Note the emphasis on the word"heard"!

*Page*

cum in your eye stings

Pighead

*Page* wrote:

giving blow jobs are pleasurable...

Are you sure about that?I always thought you were acting when yous made the mmmmmm sound!
I'm shocked! :eek:

landser

rubadub wrote:

Should be taught in all schools .

is it not compulsory along with Irish, english and Maths in Clongowes and Blackrock College???

"Hey, mum, oi got an A in practical buggery"

*Page*

no i love to do it to my partner.

Kernel

*Page* wrote:

giving blow jobs are pleasurable...

Page, you'er my kind of girl!

Pighead

Kernel wrote:

Page, you'er my kind of girl!

Oi Kernel,butt out,this is myself and Page's blowjob discussion :mad:

*Page*

i thought you (pighead) and kernal where something of an item?

Tobias Greeshman

*Page* wrote:

i thought you (pighead) and kernal where something of an item?

Hey thats weird, I got the same impression too!

snappieT

Any crevice that it can fit into is good news.

kaimera

no probs with it. She doesn't mind...much...well...hmmm. Depends on her mood tbh.

Zukustious

Exit only lads. It's a tube loaded with crap! I don't get the appeal at all.

joejoem

I enjoy the thought of it, and its worked (about an inch of it) on a previous girlfriend, but unfortunatly im too big to fit and was told to stop after a min or two.

Banjo013

Not a chance - it's completely repulsive. Don't know who came up with the idea originally but whoever it was should have kept it to him/her-self and not told anyone about it.

It's just completely unnatural anyway. Far as I know only human beings engage in this activity ... which is just typical really - menacing bunch of viruses and all that we are as a race ....... there was the Earth - all nice, clean, happy and green. Then along came man/woman and f****d it all up .... then evolved into a race that got things even more arseways ! (there's the pun btw)

I don't know - mans continuing quest for wisdon and enlightenment always seems to lead him up the wrong path. (another pun).

Giblet

Unless your girlfriend is a porn star who gets a colonic every other day, it's probably not going to be very nice.

Pighead

*Page* wrote:

i thought you (pighead) and kernal where something of an item?

No way jose,its way out of line to suggest we're an item,everybody knows its only a casual relationship we have!

rubadub

landser wrote:

is it not compulsory along with Irish, english and Maths in Clongowes and Blackrock College???

"Hey, mum, oi got an A in practical buggery"

"only got a D in the oral, I spat it out"

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

banjo.. you don't know very far

http://education.guardian.co.uk/higher/research/story/0,9865,1432991,00.html

"I went downstairs immediately to see if the window was damaged, and saw a drake mallard (anas platyrhynchos) lying motionless on its belly in the sand, two metres outside the facade. The unfortunate duck apparently had hit the building in full flight at a height of about three metres from the ground. Next to the obviously dead duck, another male mallard (in full adult plumage without any visible traces of moult) was present. He forcibly picked into the back, the base of the bill and mostly into the back of the head of the dead mallard for about two minutes, then mounted the corpse and started to copulate, with great force, almost continuously picking the side of the head.

*Sassy*

joejoem wrote:

I enjoy the thought of it, and its worked (about an inch of it) on a previous girlfriend, but unfortunatly im too big to fit and was told to stop after a min or two.

I seriously doubt it. You have to use massive amounts of lube. Then there is no pain, and it feels pretty damn good for both partners.

Zillah

Ew, what a nasty duck...


Anyway, banjo, u=wrong. Chimpanzees, monkeys and dolphins, aswell as ducks apparently, have all been documented for engaging in anal sex.

dearg_doom

Pighead wrote:

You ever get jizz in your eyes?I've heard thats mighty excruciating!
Note the emphasis on the word"heard"!

'Cos God forbid a load of forum readers will hink you're a big gayer, ye big gayer!

Kernel

*Page* wrote:

i thought you (pighead) and kernal where something of an item?

No way Page, I love women too much to shag hairy Pighead! (I think he might want to though... hmm).

Banjo013

phlematic wrote:

Ew, what a nasty duck...


Anyway, banjo, u=wrong. Chimpanzees, monkeys and dolphins, aswell as ducks apparently, have all been documented for engaging in anal sex.

That's news to me ... not the kind that would make me feel any better about anal sex though.

Still at least humans aren't alone then, thank God.

Kernel

It is true that you can get AIDs easier, and that there are more bacteria and nasty infections up there than "where God intended". I hope all you dirty feckers are practicing safer sex!

fred funk }{

Ye i love to go up the brown pipe. My GF only lets me when she's drunk though because she doesnt like it.
If you worry about a little bit of sh*t on your willy your not a real man IMO.

I heard a while ago that the young ones in Tallaght take it up the arse all the time so they wont get pregger's, True story!

Deadwing

I proclaim this thread thread of the year so far

Pighead

dearg_doom wrote:

'Cos God forbid a load of forum readers will hink you're a big gayer, ye big gayer!

Judging by that post a load of forum readers are gonna think you're a bad speller.Its spelt T-H-I-N-K ye big bad speller!
Oh and you smell as well,probably

Pighead

Kernel wrote:

It is true that you can get AIDs easier, and that there are more bacteria and nasty infections up there than "where God intended". I hope all you dirty feckers are practicing safer sex!

Don't suppose you have any proof of this claim or are you just assuming this is so because AIDS is more widespread in the gay community?

Caesar_Bojangle

*Page* wrote:

cum in your eye stings

yeah, sorry about that.

Giblet

Yeah you get AIDS easier!

Hah, of course the person who you did anally would have to have AIDS first right, which means pretty much any type of sex might give you AIDS.

ShadyChuck

One up the rectum won't affect em

Agent Smith

i can see this thread headding for the recycle bin....



anyway, The thought kinda disturbes me...

LegacyUser

it's true, more chances of tearing, and there's also more mucus membrains up there.

the one being buggered is more at risk.

but you'll be grand if you wear a condom. they recomend extra safe, they're a bit tougher.

Pighead wrote:

Don't suppose you have any proof of this claim or are you just assuming this is so because AIDS is more widespread in the gay community?

*Page*

joejoem wrote:

I enjoy the thought of it, and its worked (about an inch of it) on a previous girlfriend, but unfortunatly im too big to fit and was told to stop after a min or two.

if a big long wide poo can come out then you co(k can go in...