Up The Bum,No Harm Done?

xern

used to do it with the ex, my current gf isn't into it sadly, but I think i could talk her round!

*Sassy* wrote:

I seriously doubt it. You have to use massive amounts of lube. Then there is no pain, and it feels pretty damn good for both partners.

Good on ya girl, whats your secret

Trojan

This has gotten silly[1]...

1. Admittedly around Post #1

*Page*

for a girl/guy to take a co£k or dildo up the bum you should try to relax, deep breathing helps. get her/him to take a deep breath as you push in then breath out and do it over.(no lube needed but wear a condom it helps with the glide

Gordon

Nothing wrong or unnatural about it imo. Tho' whoever takes it up the arse really gets a bum deal.

*Sassy*

[/QUOTE]Good on ya girl, whats your secret [/QUOTE]


Well, I'm only a recent convert, that's why I can tell that most posters haven't tried it, because I wasn't really loving the idea beforehand!! But just thought, hey f*ck it, might as well give it a bash! The secret is the bloke has to spend ages kinda getting the girl ready for it, and use lots of lube. Then you're away on a hack! It's not so much the feeling that's the good bit, it's the wrongness of it all, if you get me....

Kernel

LOL, I'm loving all the puns here tbh.

JoejoeM, I seriously doubt you have the girth of a can of Mr. Sheen btw! Self praise and all that....

rubadub

Kernel wrote:

I seriously doubt you have the girth of a can of Mr. Sheen.

Mr Sheen shifts, sheens and shodomises the sh!t chute in sheconds

Zillah

Kernel wrote:

LOL, I'm loving all the puns here tbh.

JoejoeM, I seriously doubt you have the girth of a can of Mr. Sheen btw! Self praise and all that....

So what if he's lying, no need to be so anal about it

Kernel

phlematic wrote:

So what if he's lying, no need to be so anal about it

HAHA. That was good.

I guess I gave him a bum deal.

Nasty_Girl

Pighead wrote:

Good Morning all,
Have just been wondering what the general opinion on the board is towards anal sex.I myself find nothing at all wrong with it and wouldn't find it disgusting or perverse yet this morning as myself and my colleagues chatted whilst enjoying the delights of the work canteen I was shocked to discover that I was in the minority on this subject!out of 7 people at the table only 2 had no problem with anal while 5 were disgusted by it(although i know for a fact 1 of the 5 were lying as i had her up the arse last year)
Anyway i'd be interested to hear other opinions on the subject
Ps This is not smut for smut sake,this is a genuine query

I want to know if there are any guys who want to do it to their girfriends but would be willing to take it up the ass themselves?

man-in-cognito

Nasty_Girl wrote:

I want to know if there are any guys who want to do it to their girfriends but would be willing to take it up the ass themselves?

There was no way I was posting this under my actual name..but I don't think I'd have a problem with it. Most guys like a finger up the bum. I wouldn't want a guy doing it, but getting it from the missus with a (very small) dildo probably wouldn't be too bad..

Nasty_Girl

man-in-cognito wrote:

There was no way I was posting this under my actual name..but I don't think I'd have a problem with it. Most guys like a finger up the bum. I wouldn't want a guy doing it, but getting it from the missus with a (very small) dildo probably wouldn't be too bad..

Ah why are you ashamed petal!? It doesn't make you gay or anything why by that logic sh8gging a girl up the arse makes her a gay man.

And a very small dildo? Must remember to say that in future, sorrry you can only f8ck my ass if you have a very small c*ck hehehehehehehehe

man-in-cognito

Nasty_Girl wrote:

Ah why are you ashamed petal!? It doesn't make you gay or anything why by that logic sh8gging a girl up the arse makes her a gay man.
And a very small dildo? Must remember to say that in future, sorrry you can only f8ck my ass if you have a very small c*ck hehehehehehehehe

Well, it's not so much about being ashamed, nor am I concerned that I'd be seen as gay.. I could just do without the inevitable slagging that would undoubtedly be unleashed, and stay with me for the rest of my days!.. Now where's that dildo :eek:

Nasty_Girl

c'mon over to my place

man-in-cognito

Nasty_Girl wrote:

c'mon over to my place

Girl, That's Nasty.. Oh wait! I get it now..

jor el

*Page* wrote:

cum in your eye stings

Swallow. Problem solved

maninblack2

Can anyone tell me how they clean their willy wonka after an entry in there. surely it couldnt be pleasant wiping it all over the bed. maybe ive misunderstood the process. can someone explain it to me.

irlirishkev

maninblack2 wrote:

Can anyone tell me how they clean their willy wonka after an entry in there. surely it couldnt be pleasant wiping it all over the bed. maybe ive misunderstood the process. can someone explain it to me.

Using a johnny, take the johnny off, and throw it away. I've never done it without a condom, so I'm not sure..

maninblack2

irlirishkev wrote:

Using a johnny, take the johnny off, and throw it away. I've never done it without a condom, so I'm not sure..

then what happens, surely as u pull it out ur wiping it all over her outside, so now everything smells, one of the appeals of a woman is she smeels nice. well she isnt going to smell nice if u stick it into her. and uve got a brown johnny what do u do with this, if u throw it in the bin it will ruin the bin and ul have to chuck it out. if u throw it in the toilet ul clog up the pipes. as another poster said unless ur girlfriend is a pornstar i doubt it would work.

also i cant see how u are going to look into the face of the mother of ur children the next morning after what u did to her. its all a crock of sh!t basically.

Zillah

I call troll. With a "duh" for good measure.

bbblueyes

*Page* wrote:

for a girl/guy to take a co£k or dildo up the bum you should try to relax, deep breathing helps. get her/him to take a deep breath as you push in then breath out and do it over.(no lube needed but wear a condom it helps with the glide

synchronized breathing? might as well f*ck my armpit. LOL. I didn't vote because it doesn't disgust me, it f*cking kills me. I don't date little c*cks therefore I'm ripped to sh!t every time. :eek: what would help is to knock your date unconscious, rub that numbing crap all over their @sshole and go for it. At least that's the only way I'm doing that again.

Sarky

I don't think this thread is silly enough. This must be rectified.

To that end, here is a picture of an Imperial Stormtrooper riding as a passenger on a moped.

Zillah

Sarky wrote:

I don't think this thread is silly enough. This must be rectified.

To that end, here is a picture of an Imperial Stormtrooper riding as a passenger on a moped.

lmfao

You have my vote for best post ever.

Zillah

bbblueyes wrote:

I don't date little c*cks therefore I'm ripped to sh!t every time.

You have some sort of miniumum requirements check when a guy asks you out?

maninblack2

what about the woman having to wear a diaper for the rest of her life as the opening widens?
are woman ok with this?

Gordon

Sarky wrote:

I don't think this thread is silly enough. This must be rectified.

To that end, here is a picture of an Imperial Stormtrooper riding as a passenger on a moped.

Good man, consider the thread rectumfied.

Sarky

*Sigh* I was wandering if anyone would bother with that. Truly nothing is sacred.





I just realised the Stormtrooper looks a bit like he's buggering the driver.

Kernel

If all the people think anal sex with a woman is ok, then they must also feel that it's ok for them to have anal sex with a man... is there any difference? :eek:

Pighead

Kernel wrote:

If all the people think anal sex with a woman is ok, then they must also feel that it's ok for them to have anal sex with a man... is there any difference? :eek:

Big difference. the chicks tend to take a lot better care of their arses
ie countless arse moisturising and cleansing products and they also use toliet roll after pooing.Hence its a much more welcome place,
In summary:Anal sex with blokes=smelly and hairy
Anal sex with ladies=fresh and smooth
By the way who do you people think you are calling my thread pointless.
Have some respect
Word

Sarky

You're not listening!

STORMTROOPER! ON A MOPED!