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ooops walked in on me ma & da... i feel sick

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,951 ✭✭✭L5


    bump, just in case anyone missed this classic thread!


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,389 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lenny


    :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,951 ✭✭✭L5


    Lenny wrote:
    :(


    lol ....sorry!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Oh

    My

    god


  • Registered Users Posts: 45,558 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Nice Guy


    Haven't seen this thread in a while. If there is another Boards Survivor contest, I really hope Lenny takes part. The guy is a legend. :D


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,389 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lenny


    Whats the boards survivor test?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,601 ✭✭✭MidnightQueen


    Lenny wrote:
    was out last night and came home, walkin up stairs i was locked off my face dono why i decieded to open my ma an da's bedroom(think i was checking to see if they were still out)
    and there they were
    my ma on her knees and my da standing against the wall getting head
    I feel sick.

    OMG, how embarassing? :o U poor pet! I'd imagine how u felt. :eek: Getting weird pictures in my head at the mo. Yuk!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    My parents took me to Mosney when I was a kid and years later my mom's mate got drunk and said in a slur "Ya know that time your mam and dad took you to Mosney? Well they had sex around the back of the fast food restaurant while you were swimming!"

    lol,no wonder I couldn't find them!


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,309 ✭✭✭OfflerCrocGod


    Everyone should read this.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭Stix


    DubGuy wrote:
    During any point of these miliseconds....did your mum lick her lips?*

    Excellent


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  • Registered Users Posts: 17,958 ✭✭✭✭RuggieBear


    oh christ...why is this back again?


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    RuggieBear wrote:
    oh christ...why is this back again?
    Probably because I linked to it from a PI thread today or maybe just a coincidence, either way it should be allowed to die peacefully.

    To those saying Lenny is great: have yee actually read the thread?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 545 ✭✭✭OY


    I would be in shellshock for a while!!!
    WOW!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,391 ✭✭✭fatherdougalmag


    I would be in shellshock for a while!!!
    So would I seeing as both of them are dead.

    At the end of the day, your own kids will walk in on you. Use it to your advantage. Don't be tip toe-ing around. Give it socks. Otherwise it'll be you hoping that they won't hear you and it'll be them hoping they won't hear you.

    Whispers and moans.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,628 ✭✭✭Asok


    pics?


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,243 Mod ✭✭✭✭flogen


    Asok wrote:
    pics?

    a/s/l tbh


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,573 ✭✭✭Infini


    Man that must'nt have been a pretty sight.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    oh dude my deepest sympathies!


  • Registered Users Posts: 45,558 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Nice Guy


    Le Rack wrote:
    oh dude my deepest sympathies!

    You people need to read page 4 of the thread. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Lies aren't Lies if they're entertaining :p


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,174 ✭✭✭[CALIBUR]


    rofl


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    tuxy wrote:

    Holy sh*t, you went to my secondary school... and you look like you've just killed your parents.

    (yeh I bumped it, and I'd do it again given the chance!)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 321 ✭✭lisa.c


    i just cant stop laughing...... never mind the thread of the week/day thingy this should get thread of the year or be posted as a sticky. fu.cking hilarious:D :D:D im still laughing....


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Dragging up old threads makes Baby Jesus cry :,(


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,915 ✭✭✭Siogfinsceal


    nooooo you poor creature!!!! parents dont have s*x never never never i just want to get that image out of my head now!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 270 ✭✭Katykaboom


    Ive heard mine at it twice, but Im a sleep walker and (I actually remember this but had no control over what I was doing) I walked out to my bedroom door and started shouting at them, but I wasnt making any sense it was all, mahdfkuhc c.kifhaertgv asilhdh. I just remember saying,"NAOMI GET BACK INTO BED." I did. Me thinks I was around 9ish. My Mam didnt talk to me for a week


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Katykaboom wrote:
    mahdfkuhc c.kifhaertgv asilhdh.

    How do you pronounce that?


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,437 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Katykaboom wrote:
    Ive heard mine at it twice, but Im a sleep walker and (I actually remember this but had no control over what I was doing) I walked out to my bedroom door and started shouting at them, but I wasnt making any sense it was all, mahdfkuhc c.kifhaertgv asilhdh. I just remember saying,"NAOMI GET BACK INTO BED." I did. Me thinks I was around 9ish. My Mam didnt talk to me for a week

    Oh god.. Thats got to be the most embarressing thing in the world.. for both parties... :o

    *Shudder*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 270 ✭✭Katykaboom


    petes wrote:
    How do you pronounce that?
    the k's are silent


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 771 ✭✭✭spiderlegs


    It may have been a lie but that was bloody funny!! Yet exteremly disturbing...actually no it was funny!


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