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ooops walked in on me ma & da... i feel sick

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    #32
    Deadwing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,918 ✭✭✭Deadwing


    lenny, you are a constant source of entertainment :D


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    #33
    Dr. Loon
    Registered Users Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭Dr. Loon


    holy bübbles &#8224 wrote:
    Having parents are are sexual active is great.. if you're smart enough to take advantage of it.


    What the fúck? Smart enough to take advantage of what exactly?


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    #34
    Lenny
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,389 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lenny


    haha, I never did but I think she did before I remember smelling cum off her before lol


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    #35
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    a mental image has just entered my head

    DAMN YOU


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    #36
    [Jackass]
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    Lenny wrote:
    haha, I never did but I think she did before I remember smelling cum off her before lol

    AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!!!!

    MAN! havn't laughed that hard in a while!! :D


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    #37
    Sleepy
    Registered Users Posts: 24,181 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    There's gonna be a book in all of this for you Lenny... or a seminal paper for your shrink!


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    #38
    Spalk0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭Spalk0


    hehe this is getting better by the minute!


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    #39
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Sleepy wrote:
    seminal
    ...


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    #40
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users Posts: 7,700 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    God, wasnt this the same mom who was gonna be real upset about your dog? I hope shes copin ok.....


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    #41
    Sleepy
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    Lenny saves Christmas or goes to camp?


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    #42
    impr0v
    Registered Users Posts: 2,647 ✭✭✭impr0v


    Another great thread brought to you by studio Lenny.

    rofl @ pigman & stungun.


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    #43
    Beruthiel
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    lenny does dallas


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    #44
    woosaysdan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    lenny mam did dallas again


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    #45
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users Posts: 7,700 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    Honey i shrunk the lenny


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    #46
    Ph3n0m
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,655 ✭✭✭Ph3n0m


    Daddy's milk is saltier then Mommies :)


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    #47
    Lenny
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 9,389 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lenny


    Conversation of this morning kinda went
    da "morning"
    me "morning"
    da "good night?"
    me "yes"

    I dind't need to ask him did he have a good night cause I know he ****ing did


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    #48
    Mr.Nice Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 45,558 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Nice Guy


    Lenny wrote:
    Conversation of this morning kinda went
    da "morning"
    me "morning"
    da "good night?"
    me "yes"

    I dind't need to ask him did he have a good night cause I know he ****ing did

    ROFL!You the man,Lenny! :D


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    #49
    The Clown Man
    Registered Users Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭The Clown Man


    Between this and the dog thread this is some of the funniest stuff i've read in a long time! :D


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    #50
    mycroft
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,862 ✭✭✭mycroft


    Beruthiel wrote:
    in
    defo
    so do introduce yourself.... :D

    I'll be going by the name Simon, or Garfunkel;

    Hums low and off key

    "god please you please mrs robinson, heaven's there for those who wait, hey hey hey hey"

    But in all this mod bating, we've forgotten the true meaning of this thread;

    Tonight somewhere in Tallaght a young man will be lying in bed unable to sleep. Why? because whenever he closes his eyes he just sees his ma kneeling before his da, her head bobbing back and forth rapidly, like some x-rated version of the Zapruder footage, on a continous loop........


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    #51
    d22ontour
    Registered Users Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭d22ontour


    Lenny wrote:
    was out last night and came home, walkin up stairs i was locked off my face dono why i decieded to open my ma an da's bedroom(think i was checking to see if they were still out)
    and there they were
    my ma on her knees and my da standing against the wall getting head
    I feel sick.

    Well so much for the saying (when you get married you lose 2 things your independence and bj's)

    They are married?


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    #52
    TrickyDicky
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    What I'm cuoius about is what happened when they new you where there?

    Did you storm out and go to bed sulking? Did they continue as if you weren't there? Did they ask you to join in? :D

    What happened? Talk about an awkward moment.... we could all benefit on learning how to get through it :)


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    #53
    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users Posts: 6,661 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    DubGuy22 wrote:
    Did you ever wonder.....if your mum gave dad a blowjob right before she kissed you good night......


    I do now! Eeeewwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    Thanks for that.




    Try a mental trick Lenny. If you keep telling yourself that you went straight to bed and saw nothing at all even the best psycologist won't be able to tell what you're repressing.


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    #54
    Basq
    Registered Users Posts: 43,839 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Beruthiel wrote:
    oh
    he has Ken and Perry syndrome..

    I assume you mean Kevin & Perry syndrome... :D


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    #55
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    And then mcgyver said , now lenny look what mammy and daddy can do with lots of imagination and some yarn and remember son all dogs go to heaven , yes even fluffy that you accidentally shot in the head :D


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    #56
    mad m
    Registered Users Posts: 9,002 ✭✭✭mad m


    The Clown Man wrote:
    Between this and the dog thread this is some of the funniest stuff i've read in a long time! :D


    Dont forget to add the Rampant Rabbit in F/S section....God that clown face is freaky!


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    #57
    OLDYELLAR
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    the dog one was just strange though :confused:


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    #58
    Gone West
    Registered Users Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    hey were a great help to this guy! He is probably in dire need of professional counselling


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    #59
    crazy angel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 729 ✭✭✭crazy angel


    lenny has a very unusual, yet interesting but kinda fu(ked up life!


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    #60
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    whats that he walked in on tom and pippa , oh rite was this a soap hes talkin about>?oh no sorry tis his real life :D


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    #61
    mad m
    Registered Users Posts: 9,002 ✭✭✭mad m


    FuzzyLogic wrote:
    hey were a great help to this guy! He is probably in dire need of professional counselling

    I think its us reading about his upsets that we all from boards need counselling rather than him. :D


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