ooops walked in on me ma & da... i feel sick

Lenny

was out last night and came home, walkin up stairs i was locked off my face dono why i decieded to open my ma an da's bedroom(think i was checking to see if they were still out)
and there they were
my ma on her knees and my da standing against the wall getting head
I feel sick.

Blitzkrieger

rofl - get that soap and start scrubbing

look up the golden pages for a PTSD consellor.

Beruthiel

well
that will teach you not to open the door of their room again!
how did you think you came into being!!??

Blitzkrieger

not like that

Ph3n0m

well I hope your ma didnt see you and insist on tucking you in and giving you a kiss goodnight

anyway why were they out of bed - reliving their youth?

Adam

Come on people.... so lenny, is this like that time you killed your dog? Hmmm.

Beruthiel

Blitzkrieger wrote:

not like that

oh
he has Ken and Perry syndrome
it only happened the once, cos they had to, but they hated every minute of it!

newsflash
old peeps like to get jiggy too

mycroft

Blitzkrieger wrote:

not like that

The man has a point Ber, and you being mod of PI and mom

Lenny, why are you sharing this with us? do yourself a favour, start repressing this memory NOW.

Pigman II

Wow that's a tough one. I guess they should count themselves lucky that you weren't carrying your stungun when you accidently barged in on them.

Mossy Monk

funny situation whether its true or falsre

Beruthiel

mycroft wrote:

The man has a point Ber, and you being mod of PI and mom

don't see what that's got to do with the price of turnips smarty pants
I revert back to being a spammy, normal user outside me forum
(do as I say, not as I do syndrome )
you lot make it sound like peoples dicks drop off after the age of 30!

/though I think I would defo shudder if I were to walk into my old pair
thanks for the mental image

mycroft

Beruthiel wrote:

newsflash
old peeps like to get jiggy too

Nice to see you're keeping active dearie....

And for the record Old people, ugly people and very fat people are having sex all the time, I just don't want to know about it.......

Chalk

least she wasnt going at it with the rampant rabbit, either?

KTRIC

Put it in the same little place in your brain as the memory of you tasering your dog. :rolleyes:

Creamy Goodness

Pigman II wrote:

Wow that's a tough one. I guess they should count themselves lucky that you weren't carrying your stungun when you accidently barged in on them.

quoted for humour

Spalk0

holy bübbles &#8224 wrote:

Ok, where they against the wall facing the door or where you looking at it from the side? Where they nakid? And more importantly where they enjoying themselves? Having parents are are sexual active is great.. if you're smart enough to take advantage of it.

On a unrelated note - you can pick up a fairly decent wireless spycam for £39.99 on www.max.tv. You are in tha business after all are you not Lenny?

God man i doubt he wants to relive the damn episode!

woosaysdan

hee hee hee hee hee you'll knock the next time wont ya!!!

smoke.me.a.kipper

and they didnt offer you to join in?? what kind of parents are these!!

seriously tho, :eek: thats gonna be an awkward brekkie in the morning!

fade2black

What an exciting life this chap leads. Don't you love how he posts these delightful romps and then sits back in silence, watching the page count rise....hmmmm

Adam

he wont be crackin one off for a while!

Beruthiel

mycroft wrote:

Nice to see you're keeping active dearie....

I am soooooo looking forward to meeting you mycroft
will you be along to Boardstock next week???????

MickFarr

Beruthiel wrote:

you lot make it sound like peoples dicks drop off after the age of 30!

:eek: It was there this morning!!

Checks pants, still there now!

mycroft

Beruthiel wrote:

I am soooooo looking forward to meeting you mycroft
will you be along to Boardstock next week???????

I might just do.......course I'll be in disguise.

To keep the fires nice n stoked, tell us;

teeth. in? or out?

galactus

Lenny wrote:

was out last night and came home, walkin up stairs i was locked off my face dono why i decieded to open my ma an da's bedroom(think i was checking to see if they were still out)
and there they were
my ma on her knees and my da standing against the wall getting head
I feel sick.

Why? Did you join in as well?

woosaysdan

fade_to_grey wrote:

he wont be crackin one off for a while!

he prefers to use the hands free kit!!!

Adam

^^^^

Brilliant!

Beruthiel

mycroft wrote:

teeth. in? or out?

in
defo
so do introduce yourself....

Gilgamesh

Beruthiel wrote:

I am soooooo looking forward to meeting you mycroft
will you be along to Boardstock next week???????

thanks Ruthie, just gave me another reason to come to boardstock,

po0k

Why didn't you join in Lenny?
YORE. MA. could've used the extra set of lips I'd say.
I doubt your oul-lad would've minded at that stage.

Spalk0

MickFarr wrote:

:eek: It was there this morning!!

Checks pants, still there now!

Skipped a beat there meself! :eek:

Thankfully ive 8 years to go before i should worry!.....

[Jackass]

Did you ever wonder.....if your mum gave dad a blowjob right before she kissed you good night......

Deadwing

lenny, you are a constant source of entertainment

Dr. Loon

holy bübbles &#8224 wrote:

Having parents are are sexual active is great.. if you're smart enough to take advantage of it.

What the fúck? Smart enough to take advantage of what exactly?

Lenny

haha, I never did but I think she did before I remember smelling cum off her before lol

Mossy Monk

a mental image has just entered my head

DAMN YOU

[Jackass]

Lenny wrote:

haha, I never did but I think she did before I remember smelling cum off her before lol

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!!!!

MAN! havn't laughed that hard in a while!!

Sleepy

There's gonna be a book in all of this for you Lenny... or a seminal paper for your shrink!

Spalk0

hehe this is getting better by the minute!

_blank_

Sleepy wrote:

seminal

...

StupidLikeAFox

God, wasnt this the same mom who was gonna be real upset about your dog? I hope shes copin ok.....

Sleepy

Lenny saves Christmas or goes to camp?

impr0v

Another great thread brought to you by studio Lenny.

rofl @ pigman & stungun.

Beruthiel

lenny does dallas

woosaysdan

lenny mam did dallas again

StupidLikeAFox

Honey i shrunk the lenny

Ph3n0m

Daddy's milk is saltier then Mommies

Lenny

Conversation of this morning kinda went
da "morning"
me "morning"
da "good night?"
me "yes"

I dind't need to ask him did he have a good night cause I know he ****ing did

Mr.Nice Guy

Lenny wrote:

Conversation of this morning kinda went
da "morning"
me "morning"
da "good night?"
me "yes"

I dind't need to ask him did he have a good night cause I know he ****ing did

ROFL!You the man,Lenny!

The Clown Man

Between this and the dog thread this is some of the funniest stuff i've read in a long time!

mycroft

Beruthiel wrote:

in
defo
so do introduce yourself....

I'll be going by the name Simon, or Garfunkel;

Hums low and off key

"god please you please mrs robinson, heaven's there for those who wait, hey hey hey hey"

But in all this mod bating, we've forgotten the true meaning of this thread;

Tonight somewhere in Tallaght a young man will be lying in bed unable to sleep. Why? because whenever he closes his eyes he just sees his ma kneeling before his da, her head bobbing back and forth rapidly, like some x-rated version of the Zapruder footage, on a continous loop........

d22ontour

Lenny wrote:

was out last night and came home, walkin up stairs i was locked off my face dono why i decieded to open my ma an da's bedroom(think i was checking to see if they were still out)
and there they were
my ma on her knees and my da standing against the wall getting head
I feel sick.

Well so much for the saying (when you get married you lose 2 things your independence and bj's)

They are married?