Take the DEATH test!

Sysiphus

According to our research, you'll be dead by

December 2051
at age 82


- probable cause -


heart attack


YOU DIE: 81.8 years


AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years


As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.







WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds



You have 17142.4 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 43% of your life.


Bugger, now I've got to start a pension, and I wanted to spend that money NOW!!!!! Ah well, I worked in a nursing home for 4 years wiping asses, nice to think I get my turn, hmm bring on the senility!!!

Pnly prob, it's a bit depressing that 43% thing, I always joked that 35 - 40 was midddle aged not 50 - 60 like people try to pretend, hard to see it in black and white, I'M MIDDLE AGED!!!!! WHERE'S MY TROPHY GIRL FRIEND AND FERRARI LIKE WHAT THE ADDS PROMISED!!!!!!!!!!!

Once again, bugger!

Sysiphus

JBoyle4eva wrote:

Strange, I wonder where I'll get cancer? :eek:

Probably in hospital right after the new strain of superbug!

Sysiphus

smccarrick wrote:

Don't you just love the expression - Drowning of the lungs. Surely there is no other way to drown?

At the end of the day - pun inteded - we all die of the same thing, lack of oxygen to the brain!

billy the squid

You have 17879.0 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 37% of your life.

December 2053
at age 78

- probable cause -


heart attack

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds