Take the DEATH test!

Sarn

83.2 from cancer. As I'm immortal this is obviously wrong (besides I'll have the cure for cancer by then).

Nightwish

august 2058 at the age of 75, of a stroke...was hoping for something a bit more interesting than that

Shrimp

WTF??

I did one there.. I tried to make it like as bad as possible.. really bad like.. and that i was born in 1910 or somthin.. Really Crapy.. like i should have been dead 20 years ago.. But it says here..

WHY YOU DIE?
56% old age
24% ulcers/bowel toughness
13% overdose
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 36.5 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 100% of your life.

HAHA Lived Life to the Fullest.. 100% but that was totally bogy.. like he should be dead ages ago..

Shrimp

BOLLIX.. I was on the 2nd of Jan 88.. Two days prior and I'd be able to do the test.. Well, I'll say I was born on new years eve..

Shrimp

i'm pretty happy with this lenth..

YOU DIE: 83.3 years

AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

azezil

December 2058
78.4 - heart attack

awww i wanted to die in an orgy before i'm 30

Astro1996

According to our research, you'll be dead by

December 2054
at age 74

- probable cause -
cancer

YOU DIE: 73.5 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 18250.3 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 32% of your life.

JohnK

Its a lot better than I expected

According to our research, you'll be dead by

August 2062
at age 81


- probable cause -
cancer


YOU DIE: 81.1 years


AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years


As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

crazy angel

age 62 of an overdose...... ...scary!

d22ontour

According to our research, you'll be dead by

June 2050
at age 77


- probable cause -


heart attack


YOU DIE: 77.3 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years


As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.


what if america realises ireland has an amazing natural resourse (its people) and adds us to its axis of evil and invades us to liberate us

does the test take that into consideration

lol

annette curtain

78 Heart Attack hey is it just me or are most of us heading for heart attacks!!!

skittishkitten

Age 87
probable cause - Cancer
YOU DIE: 87.2 years
AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN: 77.1 years

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

Seems I'm going to live to be a mean ol' Biatch !


~

frodi

June 2036 at 75 years, heart attack. That would make me the longest living male on my fathers side of the family.
Suits me fine.
Only problem is that my wife will out live me by 10 years.

Gossip_girl

According to our research, you'll be dead by

April 2076
at age 89

- probable cause -
old age

YOU DIE: 89.1 years

AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN: 77.1 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average woman.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% old age
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

Not bad. I've got a good while yet.

JBoyle4eva

According to our research, you'll be dead by

July 2063
at age 76


- probable cause -


cancer


YOU DIE: 75.7 years


AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years


As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.







WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds



You have 21393.3 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 23% of your life.

Strange, I wonder where I'll get cancer? :eek:

The_Conductor

August 2055
at age 81


- probable cause -


heart attack


YOU DIE: 81.3 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years


As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 18478.2 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 38% of your life.

NotMe

some of the questions are great...
- do you have a little pot belly?
- how many serious enemies do you have?


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January 2061
at age 78

- probable cause -
cancer

YOU DIE: 78.5 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% overdose
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 20484.4 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 29% of your life.


===========================

Is cancer the most common way to die? Why can't I die of old age?


40% of test takers hold their farts in. FACT.

ViperVenoM

According to our research, you'll be dead by

May 2055
at age 69


- probable cause -


cancer

YOU DIE: 69.2 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years

As you can plainly see, you have less health & vitality than the average man.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 18412.1 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 27% of your life.

13% loneliness im gonna die because im lonely?!

27% of my life...waaaa im not even 19 yet

fecking...cancer again they better find a cure for that soon!

Adeptus Titanicus

Peace wrote:

According to our research, you'll be dead by

April 2056
at age 78

- probable cause -
cancer

YOU DIE: 77.7 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

That's almost exactly the same as my result, except I'll die by Nov 2048, but the %ages and age are exactly the same!

<edit>
Bah, just noticed that a hell of alot of ppl have the same percentages... Not many options for dying eh?

The_Conductor

Adeptus Titanicus wrote:

That's almost exactly the same as my result, except I'll die by Nov 2048, but the %ages and age are exactly the same!

<edit>
Bah, just noticed that a hell of alot of ppl have the same percentages... Not many options for dying eh?

Yes, and every single person who posted stats is 24% likely to die in a car accident....... hmmmm, yes, right......

As Father Ted put it- Dougal- the house is big, but the cow is far far away......

Its just not viable to try to put a perspective on some things, including death apparently......

Fozzy

2058, 73 years old. I was expecting it to be a lot lower than that, considering some of my choices! Pity bout the aul heart

angelofdeath

just got my girlfriend to do it, 26 she'll be dead and ill be free

MojoMaker

Lol

Shrimp

Lol.. I think everyone is strayin off the point, and forgettin that it's only a mess on the internet..

radiospan

How low can you get it? I got 31.3

rainbow kirby

According to our research, you'll be dead by
August 2070
at age 86
- probable cause -
cancer
YOU DIE: 86.2 years
AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN: 77.1 years
As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average woman.
WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds
You have 23959.2 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 24% of your life.

I'm gonna be old...

Farls

Age: 84

Cause: Heart attack.

Year: 2056

Must go buy the plot now

The_Conductor

Don't you just love the expression - Drowning of the lungs. Surely there is no other way to drown?

FranknFurter

azezil wrote:

December 2058
78.4 - heart attack

awww i wanted to die in an orgy before i'm 30

LOL, im apparently down to pop my clogs december 2058 too, 70.4 - heart attack.

lets get in touch in 50 years an arrange a xmas month-long orgy!

B

Basq

According to our research, you'll be dead by:

December 2060
at age 77

- probable cause -
heart attack

YOU DIE: 77.0 years

AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 20423.6 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 27% of your life.