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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    i found out which i'll kill myself now......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh



    According to our research, you'll be dead by

    September 2058
    at age 74


    - probable cause -


    heart attack


    YOU DIE: 73.8 years


    AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years


    As you can plainly see, you have no more health & vitality than the average man.


    WHY YOU DIE?
    56% heart attack
    24% ulcers/bowel toughness
    13% overdose
    5% drowning of the lungs
    2% wounds

    74?!?!?! no way i'll barely make 40...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,707 ✭✭✭skywalker


    according to that ill die at 83 of a heart attack. which is a ok by me. its long enough to have lived a long and fulfilling life, short enough so you wont be spending 40 years in a nursing home somewhere. heart attack doesnt seem like a bad way to go to me, its quick at least.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,758 ✭✭✭Peace


    According to our research, you'll be dead by

    April 2056
    at age 78


    - probable cause -
    cancer


    YOU DIE: 77.7 years
    AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years


    As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.

    WHY YOU DIE?
    56% cancer
    24% car accident
    13% loneliness
    5% drowning of the lungs
    2% wounds


    I'm walkin' talkin' miralce.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,081 ✭✭✭Nukem


    I'm good for another 55 years

    They say at the age of 77 in 2060 of cancer.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,193 ✭✭✭[Jackass]


    Only got 53 years left to do something with my life before the heart attack screws me over in '58 :( ....Balls! I was hopin to make it to the sixties.hopin it would be somthin like the last one ;).....atleast i go quick i suppose :D sh!t 1 for you nukem!!!! /me going to hell


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,312 ✭✭✭mr_angry


    I'm also set for a Carcenogenic death in 2059 at the age of 77. Maybe we should setup a club.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,361 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    - probable cause -

    heart attack

    YOU DIE: 76.4 years

    AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN: 77.1 years


    I seriously don't believe I'll last that long!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,422 ✭✭✭cajun_tiger


    December 2058
    at age 76



    WHY YOU DIE?
    56% heart attack
    24% car accident
    13% loneliness
    5% drowning of the lungs
    2% wounds



    You have 19717.4 days left on this earth.
    You've already lived 29% of your life.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 648 ✭✭✭landser


    age 78,
    cancer


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,669 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    May 2053 at the age of 73:

    56% heart attack
    24% car accident
    13% overdose
    5% drowning of the lungs
    2% wounds


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,526 ✭✭✭Blisterman


    Age 79 Heart Attack. A lot of the heart warming stories are people from Ireland


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    skywalker wrote:
    according to that ill die at 83 of a heart attack. which is a ok by me. its long enough to have lived a long and fulfilling life, short enough so you wont be spending 40 years in a nursing home somewhere. heart attack doesnt seem like a bad way to go to me, its quick at least.


    me too


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,707 ✭✭✭skywalker


    i notice the %s are quite high of people who they reckon are gonna live till in their 70s/80s but might die in a car accident. surely people that old dont drive/generally move about that much to justify what seems to be an average 20% chance.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,592 ✭✭✭Ro: maaan!


    I don't know my weight in pounds or kilos.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    June 2063
    heart attack

    WHY YOU DIE?
    56% heart attack
    24% car accident
    13% loneliness
    5% drowning of the lungs
    2% wounds

    i've got a while to go yet


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭Spalk0


    I die at the age of 81 in 2063!Which is quite good considering others here! :D

    Most probably cause of death - Cancer!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 443 ✭✭DBK


    According to our research, you'll be dead by

    April 2055
    at age 81


    - probable cause -


    cancer


    YOU DIE: 81.0 years


    AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years


    As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23 Doras


    82 of a Heart Attack.

    Looks like most of us here are going last into our 70's and 80's. Makes you think that God doesn't want the folks on Boards :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 234 ✭✭A.S.H.


    According to our research, you'll be dead by

    April 2054
    at age 76
    - probable cause -

    heart attack

    YOU DIE: 76.1 years
    AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years

    As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.

    WHY YOU DIE?
    56% heart attack
    24% car accident
    13% loneliness
    5% drowning of the lungs
    2% wounds

    Right Time to prove them wrong. when I die a lot earlier say in 20 years instead would you please mail tem and tell them they wre wrong :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    According to our research, you'll be dead by June 2049 at age 70 :eek:

    WHY YOU DIE?
    56% cancer
    24% car accident
    13% overdose
    5% drowning of the lungs
    2% wounds


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,488 ✭✭✭Goodshape


    Cancer here too, age 79 in 2062...

    looks like old age won't get a look in in 50+ years time. Bloody cancer and heart-attacks all over the shop.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,207 ✭✭✭meditraitor



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    According to our research, you'll be dead by

    October 2006
    at age 33


    - probable cause -


    heart attack


    YOU DIE: 32.9 years


    AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years



    Next bastarding year,, think I will hand in my notice and go score some gear..........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,488 ✭✭✭Goodshape


    Ro: maaan! wrote:
    I don't know my weight in pounds or kilos.

    Google it. Just search for X stone in kilo and the Google calculator will, erm, calculate. Handy as fook.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,794 ✭✭✭Nuttzz


    sh!t! I only have 18693.8 days left on this earth. !!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,135 ✭✭✭CrowdedHouse


    Heart attack at age 77......which is a good bit more than I would have expected !


    As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man

    Mr Average must feel really lousy !!

    Seven Worlds will Collide



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,006 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    June 2061
    at age 85

    not a bad run


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    76, Cancer.

    Yeah, God must hate our guts, wantin to keep us AS FAR AWAY FROM HIM AS POSSIBLE FOR AS LONG A TIME AS POSSIBLE... :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,516 ✭✭✭matrim


    Another cancer, at age 63


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,639 ✭✭✭Iago


    April 2049 at age 72

    Probable Cause Heart Attack

    You die 72.2 average age 72.5

    Why You Die?
    56% heart attack
    24% car accident
    13% loneliness
    5% drowning of the lungs
    2% wounds

    You have 16186.7 days left on this earth.
    You've already lived 39% of your life.


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