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Warhammer 40K RPG - COMS channel

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  • Registered Users Posts: 748 ✭✭✭Zounds


    "eh, Tau?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Oh, Feth. You really have been in there a while


  • Registered Users Posts: 748 ✭✭✭Zounds


    "Can't have been too long, this body is pretty much the way I left it. Care to bring me up to speed?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    They're not us, and they're flammable. That's about all you need to know


  • Registered Users Posts: 748 ✭✭✭Zounds


    "Right.....how smart are they?"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Y'know I still haven't found time to sit down and play scrabble with one, so I can't tell you


  • Registered Users Posts: 748 ✭✭✭Zounds


    "how very helpful, how dangerous are they then?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Look, they've got guns, they don't like us, and there's a lot of them. Any other questions...I really don't care


  • Registered Users Posts: 748 ✭✭✭Zounds


    "um....are they pretty?"


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,726 ✭✭✭qwertz


    Can you guys keep it down a bit. I don't think it would be wise to draw attention at us. Finish your chit-chat after this mission is over.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 748 ✭✭✭Zounds


    "If you insist, so who's going where now?"


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,726 ✭✭✭qwertz


    Now, boys, what do we do? I suggest we head towards the generators and then re-evaluate our situation.


  • Registered Users Posts: 102 ✭✭thegogz


    All I care is that we get moving finally


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Yeah, but like I said, we don't all need to go to the generators. I still say we split up


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    *quietly* Damn, not good. You guys stay back and get ready, I'll try and deal with them before they can call for help


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,148 ✭✭✭✭Lemming



    GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH sweet throne!! Bloody f@#king ##''''* motherf@~**g xenos filth!!! Throne it hurts!!! GAHHHHHHHHHHH


    Why are you whining? Nobody gives a damn about you Arkerius. You are pathetic in their eyes. A weakling. You need me to stay alive. God you're so pathetic!!


    Oh god .. how the hell did you get in here? Sneak down on the dropship with us? How do you always manage this you little b*stard. Why can't you just leave me alone!!


    Leave you alone? Aha ha ha haha. "oooooo I'm Arkerius and I don't like being bullied" A ha hahahahaa. God you are pathetic!! You little wimp. You're a joke. They all know it. They all see it. Why don't you just give up!!

    NO!!!!! Shut up Shut up ShutupShutup SHUT UPPPP!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Why is everyone in this mission a lunatic? Dom, grab him and take him with you to engineering. Hopefully he'll gain some sense along the way


  • Registered Users Posts: 748 ✭✭✭Zounds


    What's happened? What's going on?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Follow me Padre, we have to go secure the generators. You haven't missed much, don't worry


  • Registered Users Posts: 748 ✭✭✭Zounds


    The generators? That degenerate didn't do anything too damaging did he?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Nope. Though he was far better version than you padre


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,148 ✭✭✭✭Lemming


    Thanks for the offer of medical aid Dominicus. This thing hurts like a b*tch. Reminds of me a little wench that once tried to bleed me of my earnings back on Necromunda whilst studying with the tech adepts. I think this wound is almost better than her .... hehe *COUGH*COUGH* awwww THRONE!!! that hurt!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,726 ✭✭✭qwertz


    One day that guy will have a little accident if he doesn't watch his back while barking out orders. A bullet can always go astray.


  • Registered Users Posts: 102 ✭✭thegogz


    Not a prob


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,148 ✭✭✭✭Lemming


    Throne!! *COUGH* I wish that lunatic would shut up. He'll have the ship down on us! Can you lot hear how loud he is?!

    *COUGH*
    Anyway .... we have more pressing concerns. That drone received a request for a status update from its masters just before we turned it into junk. They're already send*COUGH*ing some sort of investigation team down here to rendevouz with it. Such teams are, if cogitator banks serve me correctly, usually in the 3-4 member size. How armed they'll be I'm not sure .... *COUGH* I'm willing to lay odds they're fairly well armed given that they're inside one of our ships trying to no doubt steal technology of the Machine God!

    It should be easy to .. *COUGH* .. to avoid the enemy team given the amount of tunnels down here, damaged or otherwise, and we could probably "disappear" them quite easily too. Unless they get a chance to radio in in which case we're probably in trouble.

    Mines could be easily concealed given the amount of debris littering these corridors - in which case we could lay some down along with a trail leading them towards the engineering team. Any that don't die in the explosions can get cut to ribbons by our guns.

    In any case - I recommend we don't *COUGH* stay around *COUGH* here


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,726 ✭✭✭qwertz


    Lets move!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Wrd of advice Boys, don't head down our way in a hurry. You might beat the Taus to their surprise *snigger*


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,726 ✭✭✭qwertz


    Acknowledged. Just remember that neither team has a fast escape route now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Don't I know it. Guess we'll see you on the other side


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,726 ✭✭✭qwertz


    We'll see about that, boy.


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