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dental plan, lisa needs braces...

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    #92
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Raph, the last verses are from another song! Deep Deep Trouble, to be precise...

    Anyway...

    "Don't ask me, I'm just a girl! Ahehehehe! Aheheehehe!"


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    #93
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    and how come batman doesnt dance anymore?


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    #94
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    "Do you think Dirk Richter's ghost still haunts the bordello where his bullet-ridden body was found?"


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    #95
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    The only real worry is if we land on that terrible PLANET OF THE APES!!!

    Wait a minute.... statue of liberty? THAT WAS OUR PLANET!!!

    YOU BLEW IT UP!!!!


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    #96
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    I saw this movie about a bus that had to keep its speed above 60* mph and if its speed dropped below 60 mph the bus would explode...

    I think it was called "the little bus that couldn't slow down"



    *quote slightly wrong but who gives a damn


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    #97
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    "Wait a minute, the man's talking about waste disposal. That affects the whole damn planet!"

    "Oh, here we go... Wanna slip out ta Moe's for a pint?"

    "Can I come?"

    .
    .
    .

    "No."

    "****..."


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    #98
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    #and who can tell ya when your arse iiiiiis showing#


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    #99
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Who can take your trash out?
    Stomp it down for you?
    Put it in a bag and do the twisty thingy too?
    The Garbage Man!

    Oh the Garbage Man can!

    Who can take this diaper?
    I don't mind at all!
    Who can clean me up before the big policeman's ball?
    The Garbage Man!

    Yes the Garbage Man can!

    The sanitation folks
    Are jolly friendly blokes,
    Courteous and easy-going!
    They mop up when you're overflowing!
    And tell you when your arese is showing!

    Who can?
    Who can?
    Who can?
    Who can?

    The Garbage Man can!
    Because he's Homer Simpson, man!

    He cleans the world.... For.... YOUUUUUUUU!


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    #100
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    potatoe man


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    #101
    SantaHoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,488 ✭✭✭SantaHoe


    Where the hell have you been?!


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    #102
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Grampa: This elevator only goes to the basement. And someone made an awwwwwful mess down there...


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    #103
    Mr.Nice Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 45,558 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Nice Guy


    James Woods: But as for me I'm off to battle aliens on a far away distant planet.

    Marge: Oh,that sounds like a good movie!

    James Woods:Yes...a movie..Yes...



    Bear:Only who can prevent forest fires?

    (Bart presses You)

    Bear:You pressed 'You' referring to 'Me'.That is incorrect.The correct answer is 'You'.



    Lisa:Mom,dad Bart and Stampy are gone!I bet it's 'cos of that horrible ivory dealer,Dad.

    Homer:He took Bart too?That wasn't part of our deal Blackheart!THAT WASN'T PART!



    Homer:Look Marge you don't know what it's like-I'm the one out there putting his ass on the line.And I'm not out of order!You're out of order!The whole freaking system is out of order!You want the truth?You want the truth?You can't handle the truth!'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face,you'll know what to do!!Forget it Marge,it's Chinatown!!!

    Marge:Homer,don't ever tell them personal stuff about me again!

    Homer:Yes ma'am.


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    #104
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    Marge: So Mr. King, what tales of the macabre are you working on today?

    Stephen King: I'm giving up on horror for a while. At the moment I'm working on a biography of Benjamin Franklin. He discovered electricity and how he *sky blackens* used it to torture small animals, and that key he used? IT OPENED THE GATES TO HELL!

    Marge: OK well let me know when you get back to horror

    Stephen King: Will do...

    Writes: Marge, RE: Horror


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    #105
    bringitdown
    Registered Users Posts: 2,002 ✭✭✭bringitdown


    I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T...


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    #106
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    All from the same episode:

    Kent: The scandal is being dubbed "Beat Up Waiter". This reporter suggested "Waitergate", but was quickly shot down.

    ---

    Say chowder!
    Shoow-Dehr

    ---

    Bart: He's like some... sort of... non... giving up... school guy!


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    #107
    Piste
    Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! I deride your truth-handling abilities you non truth-handler you.


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    #108
    Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 579 ✭✭✭Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe


    what the fcuk???
    i was at work when smak started this thread...
    why did he start it??
    cos i sent him an im saying what he said in his first post...

    AND LOOK WHATS HAPPENED!!!


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    #109
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    crack that whip, licorish[sp?] whip.


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    #110
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    IIIIIIII want CANDY!

    But don't you want to end world famine?

    IIIIIIII want candy!

    Or save the endangered American salmon?

    IIIIIIII want candy!


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    #111
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    lollypop, lollypop, ohhhhh lolly-lollypop, LOLLYPOP!


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    #112
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    "I move that the last sketch be stricken from the record!"


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    #113
    Waltons
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,677 ✭✭✭Waltons


    Flanders: "What's with the pipe? Going to give my noggin a floggin?"
    Homer: "Well yeah.."


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    #114
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    you've been out galavanting with that floozy of a bigger brother. havent you! havent you! LOOK AT ME!!


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    #115
    doonothing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,745 ✭✭✭doonothing


    a man was found drained of all his blood. two puncture holes can also be seen on his neck. this cape was found at the crimescene *holds up cape with dracula written on it in spoooooooky letters*.
    police are baffled.


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    #116
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    "Flipper shaped bruises... Blow-hole burns... This looks like the work of no good punk teens. Lou, cancel the prom!"


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    #117
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,607 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    "He wot?? That's a bloody outrage! i'm gona report this to the prime minster!......HEY PRIME MINSTER!!!.......ANDY!!" " alright chaps wots the good word?"


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    #118
    wnolan1992
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 14,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    "NINE HUNDRED DOLLAR-EE-DOOS!!! TOBIAS!! Did you accept a six hour collect call from the States?"
    "But Dad, it was the International Drainage Commission out of Springfield!"
    "Drainage Commission? There's nothing wrong with the bidet is there??"


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    #119
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    turn the light on to see where you are going ffs
    8 years back in time


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    #120
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Now I've lost my train of thought.

    Let's see...










    Ah:





    Dental plan.


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    #121
    Star Lord
    Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Dental dam?
    tumblr_loz88pS5Zf1qhbuy6.gif


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