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    #32
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    lies make baby jesus cry



    GO BANANA!!!


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    #33
    Piste
    Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    SantaHoe wrote:
    Is there a chance the track could bend?


    Not on your life my Hindu friend.


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    #34
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    Tsk And this thread only had one day left to retirement


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    #35
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    Boo Urns


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    #36
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    I choo choo choose you.


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    #37
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    ralph:
    why do people run away from me?
    *wets pants*


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    #38
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    A more obscure one now:

    [font=Verdana, Arial]...cirrhosis of the liver, liver, liver![/font]


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    #39
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Stan, Stan, he's our boy,
    If he can't do it, no-one.... will...


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    #40
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    mmmmm sacriliscious.


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    #41
    SantaHoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,488 ✭✭✭SantaHoe


    Eat-the-pudding eat-the-pudding eat-the-pudding eat-the-pudding eat-the-pudding eat-the-pudding eat-the-pudding...
    Alright, but then we gotta do some work.


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    #42
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Homer: It was a pornography store! I was buying pornography!

    Homer's brain: Heh, I'd never of thought of that...


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    #43
    tk123
    Registered Users Posts: 14,032 ✭✭✭✭tk123


    1- owww my freakin ears!


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    #44
    sinjin_smythe
    Registered Users Posts: 995 ✭✭✭sinjin_smythe


    unky moe , my teef hurt
    moe: aw your teef hurt, your teef hurt do they ? well thats just too freakin bad!


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    #45
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    2, 4, 6, 8,
    Homer's grab was really great!
    .
    .
    .
    Great, meaning large or immense,
    We use it in the pejorative sense!


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    #46
    SantaHoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,488 ✭✭✭SantaHoe


    Oh brain how can I ever thank you?!
    Just don't bump me on the way out of the car
    *thud*
    Sorry :)


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    #47
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You could shut down Moe's or the Quick-E-Mart,
    And nobody would care,
    But the heart and soul of Springfield's in,
    Our Maison Derriére!

    We're the sauce on your steak,
    We're the cheese on your cake,
    We put the Spring in Springfield.
    We're the lace on your nightgown,
    The point after touchdown,
    We put the Spring in Springfield.

    We're that little bit of spice that makes existance extra nice,
    A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price.

    "Our only major quarrel's with your total lack of morals!"

    "Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad, they seem to entertain your dad!"

    etc. etc. etc...


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    #48
    Piste
    Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    No no no no I'm going to be shot dead on my last day before retirement. It's what we in the force know as 'Retirony'


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    #49
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Sarky wrote:
    You could shut down Moe's or the Quick-E-Mart,
    And nobody would care,
    But the heart and soul of Springfield's in,
    Our Maison Derriére!

    We're the sauce on your steak,
    We're the cheese on your cake,
    We put the Spring in Springfield.
    We're the lace on your nightgown,
    The point after touchdown,
    We put the Spring in Springfield.

    We're that little bit of spice that makes existance extra nice,
    A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price.

    "Our only major quarrel's with your total lack of morals!"

    "Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad, they seem to entertain your dad!"

    etc. etc. etc...


    That's just showing off.


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    #50
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    SHUT UP NETFACE!

    Hey you're in the net too!

    I SAID SHUT UP NETFACE!


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    #51
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    homer: looks like hes barking up the wrong bush!
    homers brain: there it is homer, the smartest thing your ever going to say, and no one was around to hear it.
    homer: doh!


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    #52
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    My cat's breath smells like cat food


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    #53
    Waltons
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,677 ✭✭✭Waltons


    The Swedish are coming! The Swedish are coming!


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    #54
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    the doctor said i wouldn't have as many nosebleeds if i just kept my finger outta there


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    #55
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    hi super nintendo chalmers


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    #56
    steveland?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    Huzzahz... now I can be the queen of Summertime!

    I mean King!


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    #57
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    team discovery channel!!


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    #58
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Some men hunt for sport,
    Others hunt for food.
    The only thing I'm hunting for,
    Is an outfit that looks good.....

    See.... Myyy... Vest!
    See my vest,
    Made from real gorilla chest!
    See this sweater,
    There's no better,
    Than authentic Irish Setter,
    See this hat,
    'Twas my cat,
    My evening wear, vampire bat,
    These white slippers are albino African Endangered Rhino!

    Grizzly bear underwear,
    Turtle's necks I've got my share,
    Beret of poodle, on my noodle it shall rest,
    Try this red robin suit,
    It comes one breast or two,
    See my vest, see my vest, SEEE my vest!

    Liiiiike....Myyyy.... Loafers?
    Former gophers!
    It was that, or skin my chauffers,
    But a greyhound for tuxedo would be best,
    So let's prepare these dogs
    "Kill two for matching clogs!"
    See my veeeeeeeeest!
    Seee my veeeeeeeeeeest!
    Oh please, won't you seeeee myyyyy veeeeEEEeeeeeeeeest!



























    I really like the vest!


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    #59
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    i gathered that sir.


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    #60
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Is it a problem when you realise you're typing them straight from memory, and not Googling the quotes?


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    #61
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    definatly not a problem.

    anyway, back on topic,

    [skinner] willie, there is no scothtoberfest
    [willie] ya used me skinner, YA USED ME!!!


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