dental plan, lisa needs braces...

smoke.me.a.kipper · 12-12-2004 10:24am #1

[homer thinking] dental plan, lisa needs braces, dental plan, lisa needs braces, dental plan, lisa needs braces, dental plan, lisa needs braces, dental plan, lisa needs braces.
[homer] if we loose the dental plan, ill have to pay for lisa's braces!

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe · 12-12-2004 10:28am

point awarded to the copy cat...

Rozabeez · 12-12-2004 10:48am

This is a beautiful thread. *claps*

SantaHoe · 12-12-2004 6:13pm

it doesn't take a whizz to see that looking out for number one, and you'll make a big splash very soon... or something to that effect.
Excellent thread

StupidLikeAFox · 12-12-2004 6:54pm

ring ring ring with my heartstrings
ding ding ding with the bell
bling bling blig (something something)
and when i first saw him i fell

- Rosie O'Donnell, 5mins before crashing into the sun

Sarky · 12-12-2004 8:15pm

smoke.me.a.kipper wrote:

[homer thinking] dental plan, lisa needs braces, dental plan, lisa needs braces, dental plan, lisa needs braces, dental plan, lisa needs braces, dental plan, lisa needs braces.
[homer] if we loose the dental plan, ill have to pay for lisa's braces!

/me drops a pencil in SMAK's asscrack.

Rozabeez · 12-12-2004 9:19pm

hello joe!

from now on the baby sleeps in the crib.

muahahahahahhahahaha.

hello joe!

from now on the baby sleeps in the crib.

muahahahahhaahahhaha.

hello joe!

etc etc.

Sarky · 12-12-2004 9:23pm

Can't sleep... Clown'll eat me!
Can't sleep... Clown'll eat me!
Can't sleep... Clown'll eat me!
Can't sleep... Clown'll eat me!
Can't sleep... Clown'll eat me!
Can't sleep... Clown'll eat me!

Rozabeez · 12-12-2004 9:37pm

Ralph: me? fail english? thats unpossible!

hi super nintendo chalmers!

eww, daddy, this tastes like grandma!

www.humorsphere.com/simpsons/

Sarky · 12-12-2004 10:52pm

Where did his red boots go?

CuLT · 12-12-2004 10:53pm

Man, that Brazillian kid got screwed over on the powers list; I mean, wtf, "The Power of Heart", if I were him, I'd have shoved that ****ing ring right down Captain Mullet's throat and told him to give me some DESTRUCTIVE powers like "The Power to **** People's **** Up Real Good".

Sarky · 12-12-2004 10:57pm

CuLT wrote:

Man, that Brazillian kid got screwed over on the powers list; I mean, wtf, "The Power of Heart", if I were him, I'd have shoved that ****ing ring right down Captain Mullet's throat and told him to give me some DESTRUCTIVE powers like "The Power to **** People's **** Up Real Good".

It was a great power, given to the wrong kid. I would have used it to convince all the monkeys in the rainforest to become my unholy army of the night, and crush all who would oppose me! It would also be great for blackmail purposes.

But that Brazilian kid was a wimp.

simu · 12-12-2004 11:02pm

Twould have been handy come puberty.

Sarky · 12-12-2004 11:18pm

Indeed.

StupidLikeAFox · 12-12-2004 11:21pm

all work and no play makes homer something something........

Aoibheann · 12-12-2004 11:24pm

-No TV and no beer make homer something something

-go crazy?

-dont mind if I do....(que homer going crazy)

simu · 12-12-2004 11:30pm

Although even as a kid, I was never keen on Captain P's pro-vegetarian agenda.

Sarky · 12-12-2004 11:32pm

And that crap about trees being the lungs of the planet. It was created by clueless hippies with no grounding in biology or ecology at all. Morons.

Nasty_Girl · 13-12-2004 12:42pm

I loved captain planet til I watched a marathon of it on what I think was Cartoon Network but could've been sky coz it was early ninties and I don't think we had heard of cartoon network but the moral of the story is captain b*stard was never the same again. The end.

woosaysdan · 13-12-2004 1:07pm

earth, wind, fire, water heart GO planet

steveland? · 13-12-2004 2:29pm

Iron helps us play!

smoke.me.a.kipper · 13-12-2004 4:23pm

flintstones chewable morphine

Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe · 13-12-2004 5:46pm

bling bling.

smoke.me.a.kipper · 13-12-2004 5:50pm

awwww alley balls.

steveland? · 13-12-2004 5:59pm

You can do it Homer,
You can do it Homer,
Pretend this is baseball.
And hit us a Homer.

Rozabeez · 13-12-2004 6:37pm

SteveD wrote:

Iron helps us play!

damn, I missed that quote!

Sarky · 14-12-2004 1:54pm

"Daddy says dice are evil. We just move one space at a time."

"It's less fun that way!"

Chad ghostal · 14-12-2004 2:33pm

The ironing is delicious

steveland? · 14-12-2004 2:48pm

Jeremy.... Irons

Rozabeez · 14-12-2004 6:17pm

That's a paddlin'

SantaHoe · 14-12-2004 7:26pm

Is there a chance the track could bend?

steveland? · 14-12-2004 7:27pm

lies make baby jesus cry

GO BANANA!!!

Piste · 14-12-2004 8:25pm

SantaHoe wrote:

Is there a chance the track could bend?

Not on your life my Hindu friend.

steveland? · 15-12-2004 9:18am

Tsk And this thread only had one day left to retirement

steveland? · 15-12-2004 9:20am

Boo Urns

Rozabeez · 15-12-2004 5:42pm

I choo choo choose you.

smoke.me.a.kipper · 15-12-2004 5:45pm

ralph:
why do people run away from me?
*wets pants*

steveland? · 15-12-2004 6:20pm

A more obscure one now:

[font=Verdana, Arial]...cirrhosis of the liver, liver, liver![/font]

Sarky · 15-12-2004 8:10pm

Stan, Stan, he's our boy,
If he can't do it, no-one.... will...

Rozabeez · 15-12-2004 8:17pm

mmmmm sacriliscious.

SantaHoe · 15-12-2004 8:20pm

Eat-the-pudding eat-the-pudding eat-the-pudding eat-the-pudding eat-the-pudding eat-the-pudding eat-the-pudding...
Alright, but then we gotta do some work.

Sarky · 15-12-2004 8:27pm

Homer: It was a pornography store! I was buying pornography!

Homer's brain: Heh, I'd never of thought of that...

tk123 · 15-12-2004 8:29pm

1- owww my freakin ears!

sinjin_smythe · 15-12-2004 8:40pm

unky moe , my teef hurt
moe: aw your teef hurt, your teef hurt do they ? well thats just too freakin bad!

Sarky · 15-12-2004 8:52pm

2, 4, 6, 8,
Homer's grab was really great!
.
.
.
Great, meaning large or immense,
We use it in the pejorative sense!

SantaHoe · 15-12-2004 8:59pm

Oh brain how can I ever thank you?!
Just don't bump me on the way out of the car
*thud*
Sorry

Sarky · 15-12-2004 9:04pm

You could shut down Moe's or the Quick-E-Mart,
And nobody would care,
But the heart and soul of Springfield's in,
Our Maison Derriére!

We're the sauce on your steak,
We're the cheese on your cake,
We put the Spring in Springfield.
We're the lace on your nightgown,
The point after touchdown,
We put the Spring in Springfield.

We're that little bit of spice that makes existance extra nice,
A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price.

"Our only major quarrel's with your total lack of morals!"

"Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad, they seem to entertain your dad!"

etc. etc. etc...

Piste · 15-12-2004 10:36pm

No no no no I'm going to be shot dead on my last day before retirement. It's what we in the force know as 'Retirony'

Rozabeez · 15-12-2004 10:39pm

Sarky wrote:

You could shut down Moe's or the Quick-E-Mart,
And nobody would care,
But the heart and soul of Springfield's in,
Our Maison Derriére!

We're the sauce on your steak,
We're the cheese on your cake,
We put the Spring in Springfield.
We're the lace on your nightgown,
The point after touchdown,
We put the Spring in Springfield.

We're that little bit of spice that makes existance extra nice,
A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price.

"Our only major quarrel's with your total lack of morals!"

"Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad, they seem to entertain your dad!"

etc. etc. etc...

That's just showing off.

steveland? · 15-12-2004 11:39pm

SHUT UP NETFACE!

Hey you're in the net too!

I SAID SHUT UP NETFACE!

smoke.me.a.kipper · 16-12-2004 12:43pm

homer: looks like hes barking up the wrong bush!
homers brain: there it is homer, the smartest thing your ever going to say, and no one was around to hear it.
homer: doh!

dental plan, lisa needs braces...

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