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dental plan, lisa needs braces...

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  • 12-12-2004 11:24am
    #1
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭


    [homer thinking] dental plan, lisa needs braces, dental plan, lisa needs braces, dental plan, lisa needs braces, dental plan, lisa needs braces, dental plan, lisa needs braces.
    [homer] if we loose the dental plan, ill have to pay for lisa's braces!


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    #2
    Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 579 ✭✭✭Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe


    point awarded to the copy cat...


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    #3
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    This is a beautiful thread. *claps*


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    #4
    SantaHoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,488 ✭✭✭SantaHoe


    it doesn't take a whizz to see that looking out for number one, and you'll make a big splash very soon... or something to that effect.
    Excellent thread


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    #5
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users Posts: 7,700 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    ring ring ring with my heartstrings
    ding ding ding with the bell
    bling bling blig (something something)
    and when i first saw him i fell

    - Rosie O'Donnell, 5mins before crashing into the sun


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    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    smoke.me.a.kipper wrote:
    [homer thinking] dental plan, lisa needs braces, dental plan, lisa needs braces, dental plan, lisa needs braces, dental plan, lisa needs braces, dental plan, lisa needs braces.
    [homer] if we loose the dental plan, ill have to pay for lisa's braces!

    /me drops a pencil in SMAK's asscrack.


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    #7
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    hello joe!

    from now on the baby sleeps in the crib.

    muahahahahahhahahaha.

    hello joe!

    from now on the baby sleeps in the crib.

    muahahahahhaahahhaha.

    hello joe!

    etc etc.


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    #8
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Can't sleep... Clown'll eat me!
    Can't sleep... Clown'll eat me!
    Can't sleep... Clown'll eat me!
    Can't sleep... Clown'll eat me!
    Can't sleep... Clown'll eat me!
    Can't sleep... Clown'll eat me!


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    #9
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Ralph: me? fail english? thats unpossible!

    hi super nintendo chalmers!

    eww, daddy, this tastes like grandma!

    www.humorsphere.com/simpsons/


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    #10
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Where did his red boots go?


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    #11
    CuLT
    Subscribers Posts: 9,716 ✭✭✭CuLT


    Man, that Brazillian kid got screwed over on the powers list; I mean, wtf, "The Power of Heart", if I were him, I'd have shoved that ****ing ring right down Captain Mullet's throat and told him to give me some DESTRUCTIVE powers like "The Power to **** People's **** Up Real Good".


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    Sarky
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    CuLT wrote:
    Man, that Brazillian kid got screwed over on the powers list; I mean, wtf, "The Power of Heart", if I were him, I'd have shoved that ****ing ring right down Captain Mullet's throat and told him to give me some DESTRUCTIVE powers like "The Power to **** People's **** Up Real Good".

    It was a great power, given to the wrong kid. I would have used it to convince all the monkeys in the rainforest to become my unholy army of the night, and crush all who would oppose me! It would also be great for blackmail purposes.

    But that Brazilian kid was a wimp.


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    simu
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    Twould have been handy come puberty.


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    #14
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Indeed.


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    #15
    StupidLikeAFox
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    all work and no play makes homer something something........


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    #16
    Aoibheann
    Registered Users Posts: 6,383 ✭✭✭Aoibheann


    -No TV and no beer make homer something something

    -go crazy?

    -dont mind if I do....(que homer going crazy)


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    #17
    simu
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    Although even as a kid, I was never keen on Captain P's pro-vegetarian agenda.


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    #18
    Sarky
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    And that crap about trees being the lungs of the planet. It was created by clueless hippies with no grounding in biology or ecology at all. Morons.


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    Nasty_Girl
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    I loved captain planet til I watched a marathon of it on what I think was Cartoon Network but could've been sky coz it was early ninties and I don't think we had heard of cartoon network but the moral of the story is captain b*stard was never the same again. The end.


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    #20
    woosaysdan
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    earth, wind, fire, water heart GO planet


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    #21
    steveland?
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    Iron helps us play!


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    #22
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    flintstones chewable morphine


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    #23
    Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe
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    bling bling.


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    #24
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    awwww alley balls.


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    #25
    steveland?
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    You can do it Homer,
    You can do it Homer,
    Pretend this is baseball.
    And hit us a Homer.


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    #26
    Rozabeez
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    SteveD wrote:
    Iron helps us play!

    damn, I missed that quote!


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    #27
    Sarky
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    "Daddy says dice are evil. We just move one space at a time."

    "It's less fun that way!"


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    #28
    Chad ghostal
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    The ironing is delicious


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    #29
    steveland?
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    Jeremy.... Irons


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    #30
    Rozabeez
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    That's a paddlin'


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    #31
    SantaHoe
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    Is there a chance the track could bend?


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