Liveline With Joe Duffy - Mod Note in OP

dvcireland

this week's Playback in the can

steinbock123

He’s unbelievable all right - unbelievable that he’s getting away with it for so long. . . .

Busi_Girl08

Hah Joe can't for the life of him remember the Mohill Lottery

squonk

Joe’s very popular with ladies of a certain age!

squonk

Menopause.. ding!!!

steinbock123

Jaysus - he’s a national institution now!
What biblical form of praise will be on the airwaves tomorrow I wonder??

squonk

Ah de Childers of de troubles/Rising

Mena Mitty

Children of the troubles....Bingo...Full house....Check !

steinbock123

I’m off to Tesco for some sick bags as I believe I may need them tomorrow. . . 😆

2smiggy

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/123581387#Comment_123581387

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golondrinas

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/123581321#Comment_123581321

you mean the lad with the bad larnix. That’s how he described it!,

Beechwoodspark

the more I hear from Duffy lately I’d say he is definitely “exploring” possible avenues to getting on the ballot paper for the park.

He’s been “mentioning” his links to different parts of the country, his holidays in cork etc, how he knows remote areas well, this type of thing. 

An effort to show he is not Dublin-centric to potential voters.

jippo nolan

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/123581278#Comment_123581278

or the Darndale Opera House (Tesco)

mountain

there was train service to Courtmacsherry until the 1950s (yesterday in Duffy’s mind)

ShamNNspace

With thanks to those boys n girls at the phoenix 😉

zell12

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/123581510#Comment_123581510

Caller, 12:38 calling

Peter Dragon

I had a look for the famed Liveline Bingo but was unable to locate it due to boards limited search funtionality so to speak, but I did find this:

Travel:

Nordren Ireland

Suddren Ireland

Stock-hullum

Tenner-EEF-ay

Lizz-BONN

Doo-Buy

Abby Dabby

Tull-AH-Moray

Pay-Roo

Clontarf

Ballyfermot

Fizz-Bro

Kai-ROW

EYE-tally

EYE-tally-an

POLE-and

Bile, Co. Roscommon

Blake's Corner

TOUR-Bally-Lee

Castletown Sur Mer

Bhlue-belllllllllleeeee

EYE-ran

EYE-rack

Ryanair

Aer Lingus

Wendy's Whistle Stop Café

De Ah-Zoo

Fillum:

De pictures

Mooooovie

Fillum

Fillum-eena

Mrs. Browinz Boyiz Da Moooooovie Fill-um

“I only had a small part in the fillum, but it was an important part”

Dubalinese:

Coddle

Bang Bang

Mother D'Arcy

Da Widow Twankie

Lugz Brannigan

Moriya

Sez I

salt a dee irth

dja no whor I meen?

Guineys

Clearys

Clearys clock

Joe-isms:

WHOY?

My God

Well done! Well done!

I know dat! I know dat! I know dat!

Keep the faith.

And how bad does that make you feel?

What's your difference?

Ab-SO-lute-LEE

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah....

Don't do the accent

Derek's up next

Ray’s up next

Kat-trinne Tomas is in for Ray

Back after deeze

Proceed

ATM Machine

CCCTV

USC - the Universal Social Charge

How much?

Audible sharp intake of breath

We are where we are….

God Bless

Petal

I have a little break-een for you

But that's not a story?

Bad line

I'm way over time, apologies to Derek

Get a grip!

Sure, sure, sure

People fought and died

Death by sue-ih-coyde

gurriers

Greyhound Economics

Frys Model Railway

STRATUS-fear

D’elephant in the room

sumadem

intur-ally-ah

Da Tree Twins

HI-stericks

veh-hickle

“And do you have Skoy Sports?”

Good point, well made.

Guinness-esessessssessssss

Mudder

Fah-der

De Herild

De Sunday Wurild

moochers

mooching

moochers moochin

email name

email number

TURK-in-AY

“on grossly inflated salaries...”

is dat your real voice?

Fibre-gade

mod-rin

cavvy-it

forden national

EXPUNGE!

What do you do in real life?

Medical:

Lymes Disease

Ippy

Ass-Burgers

Dislexus

FARM-OH-con-omix

hostible

ambellince

Cardia-trish-ian

New: VERSATIS

“Funny” Friday:

Doc Savage

Brush Shields

June Rodgers

Oliver Bond

Sonny Knowles

Syl Fox

Jon Bon Jovi on Lahn 2

The legendary....

De actual sound of silence

“Famous” callers:

Blind Boy Boat Club

John O'Donovan from Cork

Mannix Flynn

Aubrey McCarthy

Willie O'Dea

Gerald Kean (celebrity solicitor/soccer correspondent!)

Fr. Iggy

Fr. Sven

Siobhan Moore from the DAA

Shane O'Curry

Deegan from Fair City in either Taxi driver or unemployed artist mode

Ivan Calorie

Ivan Calorie’s solicitor


Taboo topics/words – all of which have genuinely gone out Lahv on air!

Blow job

Anal

You put a finger into it's arse

Lock jaw

Head shops

Labia

“making lurrrve”

orgy etiquette

EXTRA BONUS:

 a begrudging apology from Joe

Topics NOT for discussion: 

TV Licence

Mr. Duffy’s salary/fees

Gerry Ryan & Cocaine


Words and phrases you hear everyday (sic.):

entitled

Taxi Driver

No, you called me

D'angelus

Some of my best friends are (insert race/creed/colour/sexual preference/ethic minority etc. here_________)

Ayotollah Ahern

James Connolly

Big Jim Larkin

You can't trust d’internet

It's a disgrace Joe

I'm disgusted Joe

As I was saying to your researcher…

De simplest email in de wurldid

How many will get an airing tomorrow?

zell12

There is a few more hidden around

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/111470591#Comment_111470591

Joe's work ethic must be praised

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/105666362#Comment_105666362