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If aliens visited Earth, who should should speak to them on our behalf

  • 12-08-2023 10:56AM
    #1
    g g murpho
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 46 ✭


    (assuming it’s a cordial interaction).

    I’d say Morgan Freeman or Keanu Reeves.



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  • #2
    kerryjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,646 ✭✭✭kerryjack


    You would get the usual lick arses lining up to them I would say.



  • #3
    Badly Drunk Boy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,115 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    If RTÉ were going to send somebody on their behalf, it'd probably be Marty Morrissey. The only advantage of that is that he looks a bit alien.



  • #4
    Jim_Hodge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,479 ✭✭✭✭Jim_Hodge


    A joint delegation of Trump and Putin. That would soon out them of coming to our planet and taking our jobs...



  • #5
    magicbastarder
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 54,052 CMod ✭✭✭✭magicbastarder


    Bono. Obvious answer.



  • #6
    magicbastarder
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    Though more seriously, Attenborough?



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  • #7
    elperello
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 18,041 ✭✭✭✭elperello


    Dave Fanning.

    They wouldn't be able to handle the delivery speed and would clear off.



  • #8
    Pauliedragon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,762 ✭✭✭Pauliedragon


    Mary Lou surely. She has great diplomacy skills.



  • #9
    kerryjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,646 ✭✭✭kerryjack


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120968626#Comment_120968626

    Ya they would definitely fucck off back to where ever they came from



  • #10
    donegal_man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,120 ✭✭✭donegal_man


    Anyone other than UK politician Lee Anderson given his views on aliens



  • #11
    Lewis_Benson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,586 ✭✭✭Lewis_Benson


    Oh Ffs....



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  • #12
    mrm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 524 ✭✭✭mrm


    Ivana Bacik.....we are over populated already and need them to f*ck off immediately, so 'Ivana talk all the time but say nothing' is ideal. Or Robert Preston if she is at book club.



  • #13
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    461C812F-6874-4007-9580-137A88AEC312.jpeg

    …….



  • #14
    T-Maxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,356 ✭✭✭T-Maxx


    They wouldn't understand a word what John Joe is saying LOL. Neither do I.



  • #15
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,816 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    Danny and Michael Healy Rae.

    To thine own self be true



  • #16
    sxt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,781 ✭✭✭sxt


    Some one open minded , compassionate, and enlightened I would hope. The current Dali Lama....



  • #17
    breezy1985
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,578 ✭✭✭✭breezy1985


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120968638#Comment_120968638

    Bono wouldn't go speak to the aliens.

    It would be the aliens coming to speak to Bono.


    In Bono's head at least.



  • #18
    tayto lover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 55,318 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    Peter Fitzpatrick. They'd understand him better than we can.



  • #19
    Man Vs ManUre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,808 ✭✭✭Man Vs ManUre


    The “Hiya Kate. It’s me, the guy from the bar. No honestly it is ….” lad.



  • #20
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 542 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Our home-grown gobshite. He can present them with a bowl of shamrock

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    Is Mehole is not available(unlikely!) Leo could fill in and offer free Kylie tickets for them to set up a base in Ireland. Those wonderful ****-eating grins......

    Untitled Image




  • #21
    sniperman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,073 ✭✭✭sniperman


    any immigrant........tell them all what they will get if they come to live here..........or ryan tubridy



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  • #22
    Lewis_Benson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,586 ✭✭✭Lewis_Benson


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120969093#Comment_120969093

    That's Big Joe to you.



  • #23
    T-Maxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,356 ✭✭✭T-Maxx


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120973638#Comment_120973638

    Sorry boss.



  • #24
    JP Liz V1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 92,394 ✭✭✭✭JP Liz V1


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120969149#Comment_120969149

    Just Danny 😄



  • #25
    cj maxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    Probably Mark Chapman . He's on everything else , motd , American football . No doubt he’ll be the first man on mars



  • #26
    AMKC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,423 ✭✭✭✭AMKC
    Ms


    Ryan Tubridy if we want to bore them to death

    Or

    Tom Cruise if we want them to think we are all a little cool and to stay.

    Greata Thronberg if we want them to fix the planet for us.

    Live long and Prosper

    Peace and long life.



  • #27
    orourkeda1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 927 ✭✭✭orourkeda1


    Rocco Siffredi.

    Big flute on him.

    https://www.orourkeda.blog



  • #28
    TinyMuffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,164 ✭✭✭TinyMuffin


    Conor mcgregor. They’d do nuttin.



  • #29
    Glencarraig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,710 ✭✭✭Glencarraig


    Eamonn "Sleepy" Ryan, sure he lives on another planet anyway.



  • #30
    JupiterKid
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 13,942 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    Bjork could sing a long series of songs of welcome to the aliens.

    They would love it!



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  • #31
    Astartes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 363 ✭✭Astartes


    Lizzo



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