If aliens visited Earth, who should should speak to them on our behalf

g g murpho · 12-08-2023 10:56am #1

(assuming it’s a cordial interaction).

I’d say Morgan Freeman or Keanu Reeves.

kerryjack · 12-08-2023 10:58am

You would get the usual lick arses lining up to them I would say.

Badly Drunk Boy · 12-08-2023 11:04am

If RTÉ were going to send somebody on their behalf, it'd probably be Marty Morrissey. The only advantage of that is that he looks a bit alien.

Jim_Hodge · 12-08-2023 11:08am

A joint delegation of Trump and Putin. That would soon out them of coming to our planet and taking our jobs...

magicbastarder · 12-08-2023 11:09am

Bono. Obvious answer.

magicbastarder · 12-08-2023 11:09am

Though more seriously, Attenborough?

elperello · 12-08-2023 11:11am

Dave Fanning.

They wouldn't be able to handle the delivery speed and would clear off.

Pauliedragon · 12-08-2023 11:15am

Mary Lou surely. She has great diplomacy skills.

kerryjack · 12-08-2023 11:17am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120968626#Comment_120968626

Ya they would definitely fucck off back to where ever they came from

donegal_man · 12-08-2023 11:20am

Anyone other than UK politician Lee Anderson given his views on aliens

Lewis_Benson · 12-08-2023 11:22am

Oh Ffs....

mrm · 12-08-2023 11:30am

Ivana Bacik.....we are over populated already and need them to f*ck off immediately, so 'Ivana talk all the time but say nothing' is ideal. Or Robert Preston if she is at book club.

SEPT 23 1989 · 12-08-2023 11:34am

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T-Maxx · 12-08-2023 1:09pm

They wouldn't understand a word what John Joe is saying LOL. Neither do I.

Purple Mountain · 12-08-2023 1:25pm

Danny and Michael Healy Rae.

sxt · 12-08-2023 1:33pm

Some one open minded , compassionate, and enlightened I would hope. The current Dali Lama....

breezy1985 · 12-08-2023 1:40pm

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Bono wouldn't go speak to the aliens.

It would be the aliens coming to speak to Bono.

In Bono's head at least.

tayto lover · 12-08-2023 2:22pm

Peter Fitzpatrick. They'd understand him better than we can.

Man Vs ManUre · 12-08-2023 2:28pm

The “Hiya Kate. It’s me, the guy from the bar. No honestly it is ….” lad.

12-08-2023 2:39pm

Our home-grown gobshite. He can present them with a bowl of shamrock

Is Mehole is not available(unlikely!) Leo could fill in and offer free Kylie tickets for them to set up a base in Ireland. Those wonderful ****-eating grins......