If aliens visited Earth, who should should speak to them on our behalf

scudzilla · 14-08-2023 2:50am

I'd say one of the worlds leaders, Joe Biden, Leo Varadkar, Rishi Sunik, Vlad Putin or Kim Jong Ill....on second thoughts, send a fcukin dog

Quantum Erasure · 14-08-2023 3:07am

The Pope

thesandeman · 14-08-2023 3:15am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120969374#Comment_120969374

He could bring Mattie McGrath with him to clarify anything that might get lost in translation.

Deregos. · 14-08-2023 5:24am

Brian Cox the physicist would be a good candidate, or if wasn't available we could send Brian Cox the Shakespearean actor.

And If he was to busy we could send my extremely friendly neighbour and dairy farmer Bryan Cox . . . I don't think the aliens would be too bothered by the different spelling.

tayto lover · 14-08-2023 10:13am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120974864#Comment_120974864

He could ask them ' are you Lyle?'

Boardnashea · 14-08-2023 10:19am

Why hasn't Michael D been suggested yet. In humour, and in all seriousness - he's the best bet.

corner of hells · 14-08-2023 11:43am

Im thinking one of our own Mods , maybe Beasty, friendly but firm.

NSAman · 14-08-2023 11:55am

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120975854#Comment_120975854

Hardly, if they deviated from the liberal mind-hive he’d ban them 😀

Pelvis Parsley · 14-08-2023 11:57am

Mattie McGrath and Danny Healy Rae.

SuperBowserWorld · 14-08-2023 12:01pm

They'd be treating us the same way we treat sheep, or ants or labradoodles. Best hope they treat us like labradoodles.

ejmaztec · 14-08-2023 12:03pm

It would have to be me so that I can ask them why they left me on this sh1th0le of a planet all those years ago and never came back for me. I only left the ship for a burger ffs.

dogbert27 · 14-08-2023 12:06pm

Zig and Zag

AllForIt · 14-08-2023 12:08pm

Depends. You want the aliens to stay or move on?

Cluedo Monopoly · 14-08-2023 12:29pm

Michael O'Leary.

Grayson · 14-08-2023 12:32pm

To be fair we could have a lot more fun with a "who would be the worst person to send" thread. And we could make it more interesting by automatically excluding every politician in ireland since they'd all get a mention at some stage.