Weirdest thread you've found on boards.

Packrat

We're all different, have different interests and lives, like different things and dig different types of people.

But sweet fukkin ***** (insert your own deity) I just visited the Gentleman's club forum here for the first time in 10 years+ and the first stickied thread is "My Circumcision Story"

Now, I understand that there are particular accepted organised religions who like cutting little bits off small boys private parts, but I'm trying to imagine a scenario where the first STICKIED thread in the Ladies Lounge is "My FGM Story" My mind boggles.

So what's your own particular "How the f**k does this even exist" thread?

Strumms

the thread where in a democracy people are arguing for and advocating doing away with cash. 🤪

FishOnABike

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2057970654/whats-the-etiquette-here/p1

If there's weirder than that spare me.

Panthro

Was it feeky or feely or some poster wanting a go on his tutor.

Maybe not weird, but horrid entertaining!

Penn

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058277347/weirdest-thread-youve-found-on-boards

You do understand that the My Circumcision Story in TGC is about people sharing their stories and experiences about adult circumcision which is often required to correct a condition called phimosis (which is an excessively tight foreskin), is the medically recognised procedure to address it, and has nothing to do with religion, right?

The thread is helpful for letting men know they're not alone with the condition, it's "maybe not common but not as rare as you'd think", and share their experiences or answer questions about the op and recovery.

It's not a thread about circumcising children for religious or societal purposes (a practice I abhor), and is not comparable to FGM.

Graces7

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120042514#Comment_120042514

You mean Mr Fegelian? when I saw the thread title I immediately thought of him!

Speedsie

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120042993#Comment_120042993

I think Mr Fegelian is still around, using a different nom de guerre.

Feeky MaGee was around in 2008/9 or so.

And yes, any of Mr F's threads would qualify.

Fighting Tao

A thread where someone declares “I am Proud of Being a Conspiracy Theorist”.

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058250024/i-am-proud-of-being-a-conspiracy-theorist/p1

Rothko

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120042511#Comment_120042511

That thread gives me the creeps.

A thread where some millennial in Cork was dissatisfied with the new set of tyres a garage put on his car. This thread did not well for him. Very entertaining for the rest of us.

knucklehead6

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120044800#Comment_120044800

Link?

Brid Hegarty

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058277347/weirdest-thread-youve-found-on-boards

I would have to say that this thread is one of the more weird ones. Any thread on boards talking about boards is guaranteed to be pointless. Have you anything else to share?

Packrat

@Brid Hegarty I've plenty to share, but having read plenty of your posts here in the last few years, I don't think we'd have much in common to talk about.

Thanks all the same.

Jequ0n

I got to say it would the thread about me that some weirdo decided to create, and which was shut down promptly.

Brid Hegarty

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120045070#Comment_120045070

How old are you anyway that you mommy needs to "cover" for your mistakes? And what was it that you did?

wotzgoingon

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120045070#Comment_120045070

What did the poster say in the opening post?

EmmetSpiceland

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120045103#Comment_120045103

From what I remember the mother covered when he was very young. Not a recent thing.

What “crime” was committed was not revealed but the implication was that it was on the serious end of the scale.

Jequ0n

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120045107#Comment_120045107

I don’t really know if I’m honest because the whole thing made no sense. They just argued that I was weird which apparently warranted an individual thread.

Brid Hegarty

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120045107#Comment_120045107

I am that poster. It's a dig at me!

Deregos.

There's been loads but I was just reading this one which is pretty weird and new.

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058277459/ways-in-which-youve-been-touched-inappropriately#latest

Be right back

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120044993#Comment_120044993

What about the thread you have just started? Beyond bizarre.

Still stihl waters 3

There's a thread about male masturbation around somewhere, just some guys nonchalantly talking about wnaking and spunk and all things related to it, there's something not quite right about it tbh.

There was another years ago about wiping ones arse after having a dump, literally talking about techniques and ways of wiping and so on, I'd imagine both groups of participants are the same or think similarly

Be right back

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120045155#Comment_120045155

You got there before me.

Those threads where people who actively hate a TV or radio show listen in to the show so they can comment on it; and do that every single day the show is on.

We live in a world where we can consume an infinite amount of whatever you want yourself - books, podcasts, the classics narrated, free education, too much choice on streaming services.

Why would you do that then? Is it maybe for a sense of meaning in a world where that doesn't seem to matter?

knucklehead6

Looks like Brid’s ban must be up. Back at it again

Count Dracula

I have opened a few that did never made the cut for sure.... I seen one go in less than 30 secs, I mentioned something about Colin Farrell and Kevin Spacey and it nearly collapsed the site. The things people do be doing, what , are you fuggin serious?

I actually find some of the personal issues threads very compelling insofar as, if you don't make like it's girly cuddles time, on the bed in the spare room, with the heat on and Teddycuddily Bears out.. in your jammies, consoling the phuck out of who I think is the same person who comes along every week, with this nightmare scenario about some bastard bloke who managed to outdo the last dude with his out of leftfield suggestion on their 2nd date because she got him taking drugs or some mate told her that he tried it on and she is not sure blah blah blah what can I do I feel really hopeless I thought this was to be my year something something else beguiling and impossibly awkward to fathom all in all.... if you try to say anything along the lines of " ah here love would you ever get a grip for phuck sake " or even " do you think you are being too harsh " or basically anything not involving you offering slopped out sincere advice to that same foooking pisstaker week in week out......

That threadster freaks me out insofar as they are attention junckies getting completely placated. I actually get the craic, I get why that poster is loving making up the love yarn, I get the buzz.... but I just know deep down that they are ripping the absolute urine in a massive way ... and the beauty of it is that they are nailing it.

I just find it compelling that people get a kick out of that? I suppose that is the essence of weird or weirdness or weird scenarios with weirdos weirding out about other types of weird and the weird shít it is composing itself on?

Whatever people don't get or enjoy or quite possibly understand or fully comprehend... seems to possibly fall into that indistinct category in their minds classified as weird.

Brid Hegarty

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058194971/concerns-with-phthalates-and-bisphenols-in-food/p1

Brid Hegarty

@[Deleted User] Those threads where people who actively hate a TV or radio show listen in to the show so they can comment on it; and do that every single day the show is on.

ButtersSuki

beachhead

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058277347/weirdest-thread-youve-found-on-boards

The thread currently running about"being touched inappropiately".Who would want to know about that from the population in general.But would you post about the experience.Only if a weirdo

Mister Vain

The recent one with the jogger and the tractors is up there.

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/120045162#Comment_120045162

Just found that. I'm a bit shocked by some of the people posting. Gross