Scummiest thing you've seen scummy people do

Jarhead_Tendler

What a weirdo. He sounds like scum alright.

EmmetSpiceland

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119494498#Comment_119494498

The Sherminator from ‘American Pie’ does something similar in ‘She’s All That’. Except he puts them on a pizza and tries to bully a kid into eating it.

Spoiler Warning

The plan backfires and cool guy Freddie Prinze Jr. intervenes and forces the bully to eat his own pube pizza.

MrCostington

@ButtersSuki

Also during my time there I variously had people urinate on my car (usually once a week or so), and once caught a guy masturbating onto it - cue a hurried stop and pulling up of his trousers and running away when I clicked my fob and the car lights came on.

Wow, you must have a really nice car :)

Glencarraig

A so called "gentleman" waiting for a Luas after a day among the "elite" at the Leopardstown Races unzips himself and pi**es where he is standing on the very crowded platform. Classy (Not)

sprucemoose

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119494043#Comment_119494043

its unfortunately not always a myth

You gotta love the on-street communication that goes on too.

"Jimm-eee!"

"Jimmmmm-eeeee!!!"

"I'm hee-yer!"

"Way-yer?"

"Over f*ckin' heeeee-yer!"

Then after a few more minutes of this, one of them will spot the other and immediately veer off the side of the road into traffic because cars, traffic lights and pedestrian crossings are all apparently invisible to the naked eye of the average scumbag.

Bassfish

My pet peeve is people who litter. I saw a woman standing outside her house in a pretty rough part of Cork with a big multi-bag of Meanies that she was distributing to her feral kids playing outside (it was probably their dinner knowing this woman). When the crisps were all given out she just balled up the big bag that they all came in and threw it on to the public road in front of the house. Her own wheelie bins were in front of the house but she just decided to make it the council's problem. This was in a brand new development of social housing which she clearly had zero regard for. Sickening.

Sardonicat

On a very crowded Cork-Dublin train about 11 years ago that coincided with a music festival and a racing festival. The train was absolutely mobbed and those of us unfortunate enough to not pre-book and didn't get on in Cork had to stand. I was standing next to a young woman with a very young baby with buggy and all accompanying paraphernalia. Not one person offered up this poor woman a seat. The little one started crying so the woman fed her then began opening up the buggy to put the baby down to pacify her to sleep. Now this caused a bit of an obstruction for a few minutes as she was struggling with baby, baby bag and buggy. I offered to hold the baby while she unfolded the buggy but she said the child would just start screaming again if she handed her to a stranger. At this point one of the most obnoxious, self entitled cnuts I've ever encountered in my life was returning to her seat from the toilet and was so overwhelmed by the inconvenience of having to wait a few moments for a struggling mother to unfold a buggy she began shouting abuse at her. She'd paid for a first class ticket as part of a racing festival package apparently, and why should she have to put up us plebs holding her up at those prices? I gave her what for, and told her if she had any real class she would have given the woman her seat. She stomped off down the aisle after her 2 minute delay still loudly proclaiming her disgust. Thankfully, the racing festival crew got off shortly after and I was able to secure the poor woman a seat. She was taking her new born to see a relative who'd just been given a terminal diagnosis and didn't have long left.

Curse These Metal Hands

Saw a lad kick a prone man full force in the head that his friend had just knocked down with a punch. The fella had made a joke about his bright orange shirt.

Motivator

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119495186#Comment_119495186

Why would you offer to hold her child? You could have just helped her out with the buggy.

Count Dracula

I was nailing a bird outside the back of a rave in Berlin towards the end of the last century, it was fairly gamely stuff, we were both off our choppa roonies big style and it was a fairly enjoyable ride, for us both I do think.

After we, well actually after I had finished tbh, we both kind of collapsed in a heap beside this lamppost we had being using to keep us of the ground which wasn't the most comfortable of bed posts but did the trick, at the time anyways.

She was German and after I had lit us both a cigarette a man appeared out the corner of my eye with his trousers wrapped firmly around his ankles and began laughing hysterically at/with my casual partner, with his throbbing penis in his hand... this is a true story btw.

I was kind of taken aback and my first inclination was to protect my "partner" who I feared may have felt suddenly threatened by his behaviour. Anyways I needn't have bothered as within seconds she had crawled over to him and began galloping her jaw down on him as if it was the last penis in Berghain, I am not joking. I didn't know whether to laugh, scream, run or cry.

I just kind of watched them for an uncertain amount of time , him gurning like a zombie whilst his illuminated wide eyed face stared aimlessly up into the street light and her full faced chomping away on his mid section with her eyes closed, she caught my eye at one point and gave me the finger and gesticulated for me to foook off.

True Story, when I came down the next day I went straight to the Krankenhaus for a full STD check.

Sardonicat

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119495211#Comment_119495211

I love that that's what you took from the post 😃 I did help her with the buggy, but I wasn't much use at all. Hence why I offered to hold her baby. Have you tried opening a buggy you're not familiar with?

sprucemoose

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119495186#Comment_119495186

in fairness, i wouldnt be offering my seat on a 2.5/3 hr journey either

Blud

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119495235#Comment_119495235

Why would anyone open a buggy they're not familiar with? That would be weird.

The Mighty Quinn

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119495211#Comment_119495211

Ever try work a buggy you don't know? Clips and clasps and levers, no, she was right to offer to hold the baby.

Sardonicat

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119495252#Comment_119495252

👏 👏 👏

jackboy

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119492728#Comment_119492728

Wait till you hear of pint baby.

Sardonicat

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119495253#Comment_119495253

So I get one post critising me for not opening the buggy and offering to hold the baby and another criticising me for trying to help her open the buggy 😅 . Maybe I should have done what everyone else stood around us was doing - pretending not to notice that someone was clearly struggling and needed help.

Jequ0n

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119495302#Comment_119495302

Her own fault for not booking a seat.

Sardonicat

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119495341#Comment_119495341

Yeah, or maybe her selfish, dying relative who wanted to see the baby before they died.

You're starting to get *really* boring @Jequ0n .

Jequ0n

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119495367#Comment_119495367

I am profoundly sorry to be be inconveniencing you while you are trying to make the world a better place.

Favours should never be expected, the world doesn’t work that way.

Sardonicat

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119495390#Comment_119495390

🥱 🥱

Andrea B.

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119495233#Comment_119495233

Apologies. I had taken acid and a Viagra and had stumbled out back. Mad night that!

Demonique

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119492517#Comment_119492517

I was on the bus a couple of years ago and a pregnant woman got on the bus while tossing a lit ciggie out the door, she then tried to get a man with crutches to give up the priority seat, he refused and said he'd seen her with the ciggie and told her she obviously didn't care about her baby so why should he give up his seat for her

Demonique

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119494043#Comment_119494043

Seeing as some scumbags blended some poor woman's pet gecko in scotland I wouldn't be surprised if that did happen with a live cat

Strumms

Break another humans jaw, who was a complete stranger to them, because the person committing said act was a junkie, that’s why..

Bully a person relentlessly in their job because they disliked the positive career trajectory the person was enjoying.

fella I know is a habitual drink driver and I see him stumble out our local pub and into his car and drive home… when I say drunk, you are talking 6 or 7 or 8 pints… it’s a regular occurrence…as in weekly…. Bar staff used to say.. “Charlie, give ya a pint for your keys”.. but they got sick of having to negotiate that at last orders every few nights while run off their feet so…. I’ve been told he was done for drink driving during covid, banned from driving but he’s at it again. In his late ‘60’s..

Straight Talker

A few years ago i was getting on a bus in Limerick, and these two women with their buggies and junkie male friend were getting on ahead of me. Anyway despite there being plenty of seats on the bus, this fella refused to take a seat and decided to block up the whole aisle. I kept on politely saying sorry there, excuse me etc, but he refused to move so i sort of just had to force my way past him.

This same fella then starts harassing other passengers on the bus to give him money. He was just a horrible piece of work. Other than that i never had any issues in Limerick, but i decided after that incident to avoid using public transport there. Of course this sort of thing can happen anywhere, but i just said to myself i'm not travelling on a Limerick city bus ever again.😁

pgj2015

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119496391#Comment_119496391

Report him?

Brid Hegarty

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119492883#Comment_119492883

I recently beeped the horn at someone who tossed his fag butt out the window who was ahead of me on the street. He was in the car with his buddies. He looked back and I gave him a "I'm watching you" gesture. About 100 yards down the road he starts driving noticeably slower. He then stops completely at the junction. Cars behind me begin to pile up in confusion. I didn't want to get out, having no idea who they were, but I couldn't going to let him win this one. I walk up to the car, put my hand on the roof and say "you think you're some kind of a big man do you?". He says "oh I'm just letting the traffic go". I say "you're blocking the whole street". Eventually he prepared to take off, but says "I conked the car and you beeped me?". Seeing as he was already about to move off I told the reason why I beeped him and shouted aggressively "shame on you ya c*nt" as the car moved away.

HazeDoll

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119498007#Comment_119498007

Nnnnnno you didn't.