Scummiest thing you've seen scummy people do

Demonique

Couple of weeks ago I saw a scumbag piss on some guy's jeans

So what's the scummiest thing you've seen people do?

growleaves

A man picked up a dead pigeon off the ground and threw it at me.

This wasn't a schoolboy prank either. It was an adult stranger in the middle of Dublin city. He might have been drunk.

spurious

A charming gentleman I taught (recently in the news) spat a big gollier at the window of a restaurant behind which I was having lunch with my partner. We had to sit with it slowly dripping down.

lawred2

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119492500#Comment_119492500

grim

retalivity

Expectant mothers sitting at the bus stop outside the Coombe hospital smoking fags. A steady stream of them, all day, every day.

4Ad

Lads in my village used to go badger baiting...w##kers...

FlubberJones

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119492485#Comment_119492485

This made me proper LOL

Trigger Happy

Saw a tourist faint on Henry street in Dublin and the first person over to "help" her took her bag and ran.

growleaves

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119492530#Comment_119492530

Lol

I'm just happy he missed me.

EOQRTL

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119492539#Comment_119492539

If it makes you feel any better all i got out of the bag was a sandwich wrapped in tin foil and some lip balm.

BrianD3

On the spitting theme, a lad in school had a "special talent" for propelling his spit a considercble distance with accuracy. saw him place a big gooey one into a fella's eye from about 10 feet away.

Pissy Missy

Went on a date with a guy, we went to a lovely lake and we kissed, he tried to put my hand on his <cough cough> but I pulled away, he then masturbated a few feet away from me as I looked on in shock. When I told him I didn't want to see him again he then sent me a video of him receiving blow jobs by 2 different women, stay classy

ButtersSuki

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119492637#Comment_119492637

How long did you watch him masturbate for?

And was it two women at the same time, or two different women at different times going solo?

Just curious. The details are important.

🤣

Sgt Hartman

Parnell Street Dublin seems to be a magnet for scummy behavior. I once saw some big rough looking guy fighting with a blind woman and throwing her to the ground outside the Ilac Centre entrance. Another time I saw two winos punching the head off of each other outside the Subway there before going back up the road with their their arms around each other embracing.

Parnell Street Limerick isn't much better to be honest. It's a haven for pissheads and unsavoury characters. In the Railway Hotel bar there a few years ago I saw this skinny hooded gurrier steal €50 that somebody left on the counter to pay for their drinks and he legged it out the door like a bullet.

pgj2015

I saw a woman give her toddler a can of diet coke to drink.

scottygee

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119492611#Comment_119492611

Let me start with a weird WOW and finish with "I want this image out of my head" 😁

FinnC

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119492718#Comment_119492718

So is the solution to stop naming streets Parnell Street?

pgj2015

I saw 3 scumbags rob a passed out homeless guy in Dublin once.

Citizen Six

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119492611#Comment_119492611

10 feet is a considerable distance?

Scoundrel

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119492728#Comment_119492728

If that's the scummiest thing you've ever seen you've lived a very sheltered life.

jolivmmx

I saw a drunk girl urinaire right next to where a homeless guy was sleeping. He protested but she continued to pee. I confronted her and asked her why she was being so awful. She said “I am actually a really nice person, I study in Trinity”.

jolivmmx

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119492728#Comment_119492728

At least it was diet….

pgj2015

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119492774#Comment_119492774

Thats probably worse for you than regular coke.

jolivmmx

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119492779#Comment_119492779

Sorry, that comment was my crap attempt at humour

10pennymixup

Standing outside a courthouse in Dublin city centre early in the morning. Several different people at different times heading inside absolutely pissed. You could see them drinking from flagons of cider as they staggered down the street arriving at the gates to be kissed goodbye by their loved ones, because they knew they would be receiving a custodial.

One tried to neck as much as he could before going inside, head back flagon up. He downed as much as he could until he couldn't take anymore, vomited, then head back and flagon up again.

Anyone who litters. From the absolute scum fly tipping to people just throwing fag butts out windows. It's disgusting.

Cyrus

we have recently moved to an office in town, the walk from the dart takes in Erne Street lower, there must be some sort of competition locally as to whose dog can leave the biggest turd on the footpaths, they just bring them out in the morning, stand 10 feet away and let them crap everywhere.

The apartment block there, pearse house, is a disgrace as well, no one makes any effort to tidy the place up.

Motivator

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119492637#Comment_119492637

Some craic if he drove and you had to wait for him to finish up so you could get a spin back into town

Ham_Sandwich

I'd say at least80% of these stories are made up.

Stephen_Maturin

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119492718#Comment_119492718

Continuing on the Parnell st theme I once saw a group of little scums, probably no older than 15 throwing glass bottles, pieces of brick and other assorted missiles at two Indian couples (one of which had a pram) outside the Tesco. Along with accompanying racial abuse.

The little cúnts didn’t have the slightest bit of fear of apprehension, I was absolutely disgusted. They know they’ll get away with it and if they are brought in they know the “difficult upbringing” card will get them out with a slap on the wrist.

Our justice system is a mess with regards to youth offending at the moment.

AndyBoBandy

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119492517#Comment_119492517

When we were in the maternity hospital with our son, my OH had to be induced, and as the evening wore on with contractions increasing etc..., we were in the ward with about 6-8 other expectant mothers all going through the same process waiting to be moved to a delivery ward when the time came. The nurses & midwives were all brilliant, but 95% of their time and attention was spent on a dirty rotten scummy skanger junkie who was just being a pain in the hole... She was caught smoking in the toilet 3 times, was constantly moaning looking for something or other, and was a downright pain in the fcuking hole..... The smoke filled the entire ward with smoke and just an all round smell of disgust...... I was fcuking raging......

The Mighty Quinn

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119493153#Comment_119493153

Yeah... it's so unbelievable that there'd be women pissing in the streets, fellas spitting at other lads or windows, bad parents giving infants cans of coke, and weirdos **** in the park in front of a girl. Couldn't happen. Not possible.

ButtersSuki

Ok, my turn:

Throughout the pandemic I worked in a city centre hospital, with a number of Methadone clinics close by. EVERY morning there would be piles of human faeces on the footpaths all over the streets coming up to the hospital - this is as a consequence of people taking Methadone (which can cause severe constipation in many users) and other drugs such as Methylnaltrexone (a "loosener" in layman's terms) together. It was such a daily occurrence that I didn't even blink an eye at it after a while.

Occasionally you would see said faeces smeared onto car roofs, windscreens, car handles (deliberate I'm told), and on the door of the various offices and clinics on Eccles Street and surrounding areas. It wasn't unheard of the have it shoved through letterboxes too. You'd assume this is done by hand with no gloves etc.

Also during my time there I variously had people urinate on my car (usually once a week or so), and once caught a guy masturbating onto it - cue a hurried stop and pulling up of his trousers and running away when I clicked my fob and the car lights came on.

Have seen men and women cook heroin on spoons and shoot up (males injection into their groins) all over the inner city but also on streets as visible and open as Henry Street.

Occasionally you'd be treated to a live sex show or sex acts in public too by the "unwell" population - in broad daylight.

Witnessed a few "scraps" amongst the local indigenous and migrant populations, incl. one where a guy with a small plastic bin of Budweiser bottles ran up and down the North Circular Road throwing said bottles at a "friend" of his. The bottles smashed variously on cars, footpaths, and houses along the road. There was a Garda car park parked outside the prison at the time - the Gardai needless to see didn't intervene.

Outside the Spar at the Five Lamps one day saw at "interfamily domestic dispute" (for lack of a better term) where two women in their 30s or 40s went into a full brawl in the middle of the road, whilst their male partners did likewise. Gardaí came quickly enough to be fair (in this instance), and the locals gathered to verbally abuse the Gardai. The traffic was at a standstill during this.

Speaking of faeces, can't believe I forgot this one.....was driving in the area once and there was a teenager taking a dump from one of the overhead bridges onto the traffic below being cheered on by his friends. Classy.

ButtersSuki

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119493153#Comment_119493153

Why would you think that? You need to get out more if you think those are made up. Spend a few days in Dublin city centre and you'll soon see a different side of life.

whisky_galore

Leaving broken bottles at a beach.

Strumms

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119492637#Comment_119492637

you pulled away ?

HazeDoll

A chap who had gone to the school where I teach (I didn't actually ever teach him, never had dealings with him at all) saw me leaving my car with the dogs to bring them for their walk. He shouted the usual "Aaaaa, Misss!" so I waved back and kept walking.

Got back to my car to find the driver's side door and window spattered with pearl jam. It was dripping off the door handle. I had to climb in the passenger side and drive home trying not to look at the gobs creeping down the window.

I didn't actually see him doing it of course, but it can't be a coincidence that out of the literally thousands of times I parked there, this only occurred the one time I saw him there.

Larbre34

I never heard the term pearl jam before, its amusing and I'd like to use it again.

Just to clarify, does it mean phlegm or semen?

HazeDoll

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119493388#Comment_119493388

I wish it was phlegm.

mada999

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119493329#Comment_119493329

yup... had to pick up some broken ones a couple of weeks ago, right near the water... someone would have been cut to bit if they had of walked on it

lucalux

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119492485#Comment_119492485

This has been my joy to experience too, except it was a dead crow, and I knew the girl. We were out together as a group for the night.

I thought she might have been harbouring a bit of a grudge against me, after that, the idea grew wings, and I felt pretty certain about it.

Frogeye

Watched two guys fighting . when one of them fell on the ground, a third fella ran in and smashed a concrete block on his head

Fella getting a slap of a belt buckle across the head..

Saw a fella trying to rob a box of magnums out of a freezer in a corner shop by putting them into a gear bag. the audacity of it...

Biggest mystery of my early childhood was who wrote **** on the walls of the primary school toilet in ****

Then there was the one about who took the **** in the sink in secondary school...... **** problems seem to follow me around the place...

Heard this one second hand so can't vouch for it but apparently one house of lads played a prank on another house of lads by scraping out the "butter" out of the Kerrygold tub, **** into it and then covering it back up with butter and putting it back in the fridge. Once you get over the scummyness of it, it is actually impressive...the thought and ingenuity like

Benicetomonty

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119493388#Comment_119493388

First time for me also hearing that euphemism 😂 and, of course, now Ive heard it used in that context, I doubt I'll ever use another synonym, should circumstances necessitate a reference to semen.

Is that where the band got their name, I wonder? Would be strangely disappointed if it was.

Benicetomonty

Parked outside of a tescos recently enough and saw a guy slap his partner/wife in their car as they pulled away. In front of their two kids as well. What chance do they have?

BrianD3

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119493805#Comment_119493805

The sh*tty butter one is an urban myth - nobody has ever seen it happen but lots of people have heard about it from a friend of a friend

There are a few others like that too. Off the top of my head, there is one about drunk students burying a live cat in the ground with its head sticking up and then running over it with a lawnmower. I guess there is a possibility that someone did this with an already dead cat but a live one - nah.

The Mighty Quinn

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119493901#Comment_119493901

Pearl Jam bassist Jeff Ament and guitarist Mike McCready then provided the story about the band's name: They were originally called "Mookie Blaylock" after the NBA legend, whose jersey number was also the title of the band's debut album, Ten. The band was pretty desperate to come up with something better, and in a brainstorming session in a Seattle restaurant, Ament managed to conjure "Pearl." The "Jam" part of the name was added after the band had been to see a Neil Young concert where, as Ament puts it, "Every song was like a fifteen- or twenty-minute jam."

spurious

The poo accounts remind me, another joy of teaching where I did for a number of years was the discovery of logs (not wooden) behind the occasional door. No rhyme or reason to their location.

The Sinn Fein chief whip refusing to grant FG TD Alan Farrell a pair so he could go to his father's funeral last month was pretty scummy, even by SF standards.

(And I'm no great fan of Farrell after his dodgy compensation antics.)

Benicetomonty

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119494102#Comment_119494102

Dont know why exactly but Im really relieved to here this.

A few years back in a cafe on St Patrick's Street, a couple of scumbags came in asking to use the toilet. After being refused, the woman pulls down the trackies and starts to squat. The lad working in the cafe dragged her out the door and then got in a stand-up punching match with the male scummer outside on the street. I still shake my head thinking back on it.

Cyrus

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119493276#Comment_119493276

those are some grim tales 😮