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Ray D'Arcy's screw up of the day

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    #182
    amlinopta
    Registered Users Posts: 800 ✭✭✭amlinopta


    Major button problems before the. Nuacht there, messed up the as breaks



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    #183
    greenspurs
    Registered Users Posts: 10,218 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119622557#Comment_119622557

    Ironic you have quite a few errors in your own post while trying to point out Darcy's !

    247469249_2017413731748359_7675802031635703098_n.jpg

    "Bright lights and Thunder .................... "



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    #184
    SpitfireIV
    Registered Users Posts: 4,504 ✭✭✭SpitfireIV


    3:17 - 'the adverts aren't firing there, just letting the crew outside know'....



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    #185
    NIMAN
    Registered Users Posts: 32,976 ✭✭✭✭NIMAN


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119637971#Comment_119637971

    Never his fault.



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    #186
    Kalimah
    Registered Users Posts: 1,101 ✭✭✭Kalimah


    Ray apologising on behalf on the entire Irish nation for direct provision.



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    #187
    leath_dub
    Registered Users Posts: 6,292 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Well done Ray!

    Computer says no!



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    #188
    Red Fred
    Registered Users Posts: 1,631 ✭✭✭Red Fred


    Straight away computer says no.



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    #189
    archfi
    Registered Users Posts: 4,565 ✭✭✭archfi


    He's such a dope!

    The issue is never the issue; the issue is always the revolution.

    The Entryism process: 1) Demand access; 2) Demand accommodation; 3) Demand a seat at the table; 4) Demand to run the table; 5) Demand to run the institution; 6) Run the institution to produce more activists and policy until they run it into the ground.



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    #190
    thecretinhop
    Registered Users Posts: 6,467 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    Mcgver Ray buttonless rant about alcohol now sigh..



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    #191
    NIMAN
    Registered Users Posts: 32,976 ✭✭✭✭NIMAN


    A compilation clip of all the mess-ups at the start of the show would be funny.

    Does anyone know if rte edit his mistakes out of the podcasts to make him appear professional?



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    #192
    Marlee Curved Cod
    Posts: 0 ✭ Marlee Curved Cod


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119761514#Comment_119761514

    Mission Impossible VII - Ratings Decline ?



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    #193
    Pelvis Parsley
    Registered Users Posts: 2,739 ✭✭✭Pelvis Parsley


    I was going to do a merge of all his lip smacks/slurps over the course of a show or two but I really couldn’t be arsed.

    It would basically sound like a recording of my lab drinking a bowl of water.

    He’s one incompetent prick. But I don’t blame him. I blame those who put him and his entourage there.



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    #194
    leath_dub
    Registered Users Posts: 6,292 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Ray - you never let us down!"


    Screwed up the ad break then sat theere like a gom when your poor producer had to clean up your mess.


    "Computer says no", says Ray


    That computer is always turning poor old Ray down



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    #195
    leath_dub
    Registered Users Posts: 6,292 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    "What just happened there?", says Ray


    It must be his quickest screw-up ever



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    #196
    avfc1874
    Registered Users Posts: 3,430 ✭✭✭avfc1874


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119862065#Comment_119862065

    Then plays a clip of Dermot Kennedy instead of Imelda may. How are listeners not switching off 🤔



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    #197
    Furze99
    Registered Users Posts: 10,234 ✭✭✭✭Furze99


    Ray loves the 'ol wheezebox. Sounds like something or someone who smoked too many packets of Players in their time.



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    #198
    avfc1874
    Registered Users Posts: 3,430 ✭✭✭avfc1874


    3 screw ups in the first half hour 👍, must be a record



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    #199
    leath_dub
    Registered Users Posts: 6,292 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119862169#Comment_119862169

    If all the screwups were documented, this thread would be 100 pages long!


    I doubt a show goes by without at last one clanger. Surely after 20+ years in a studio surely he'd have learnt how to use the equipment!



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    #200
    avfc1874
    Registered Users Posts: 3,430 ✭✭✭avfc1874


    Computer said no twice in the first 20 minutes, great start to the week



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    #201
    leath_dub
    Registered Users Posts: 6,292 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Rsy audibly thumping the lard out of the buttons while sighing "computer says no"


    What a pro Ray !



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    #202
    leath_dub
    Registered Users Posts: 6,292 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Ray taking the piss out of a BBC newsreader for an on-site screwup.! He's beyond parody!



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    #203
    avfc1874
    Registered Users Posts: 3,430 ✭✭✭avfc1874


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119971462#Comment_119971462

    Was thinking the same, he even played it twice,cos he found it so hilarious, just because he never makes mistakes,🤔🤔🤔😊



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    #204
    Red Fred
    Registered Users Posts: 1,631 ✭✭✭Red Fred


    Even the car park ticket machine says no!!



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    #205
    sligeach
    Registered Users Posts: 15,990 ✭✭✭✭sligeach


    If you listen to Ray @R$€¥, then you've screwed up.



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    #206
    avfc1874
    Registered Users Posts: 3,430 ✭✭✭avfc1874


    https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/119987693#Comment_119987693

    Ye one gave Darcy 29 euro to pay the car park, and said make a donation to SVdp,

    How much do you reckon he donated, 5 or 10 euro, before claiming the expenses from rte



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    #207
    Red Fred
    Registered Users Posts: 1,631 ✭✭✭Red Fred


    Good start to the New Year. Ray struggled to find the right button.



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    #208
    leath_dub
    Registered Users Posts: 6,292 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Ray's first screw up of 2023 within 30 seconds:


    "Ca bfhuil Diarmuid?"



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    #209
    avfc1874
    Registered Users Posts: 3,430 ✭✭✭avfc1874


    AHH rays New year's resolution not to fu#k up in the New year lasted 30 seconds, at least he turned up, wouldn't be surprised if he was meant to be off like most of rte



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    #210
    Red Fred
    Registered Users Posts: 1,631 ✭✭✭Red Fred


    Ray mumbles as computer struggles to say yes



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    #211
    leath_dub
    Registered Users Posts: 6,292 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Ray screws up with the buttons within 30 seconds. It's almost comforting how reliably **** he is



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