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Ray D'Arcy's screw up of the day

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,424 ✭✭✭Frank Grimes


    Ray seems oblivious to the fact that the problem is firmly between the keyboard and the chair.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,422 ✭✭✭Jack Daw


    I don't listen to radio much anymore and I always hated Ray Darcy's today FM show when it was on the radio in work.

    This thread brings to mind the time he was interviewing Sue Townsend writer of The Adrian Mole series of books maybe 15 years ago and he asked her "Does anyone you've seen in the studio today remind you of Adrian Mole? " and her answer was " Well Ray I am a registered blind person".

    It was funny in fairness but what a complete knucklehead he was.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,424 ✭✭✭Frank Grimes


    That pesky button again.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,893 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    😂😂😂

    Biggest screw up yet. Continuity announcer had to phone him.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,424 ✭✭✭Frank Grimes


    I thought this was a wind up, she obviously didn't know what button to press before making the call.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,246 ✭✭✭✭NIMAN




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,893 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    It might have been a joint effort. There wasn't a handover because a recorded programme was replacing Liveline.

    She did her "now it's the Ray Darcy show" bit. Silence for a bit before she apologised and put on some music. A phonecall ensued between the two of them trying to figure out what to do which could be heard over the music until one of them found the right button to press.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,281 ✭✭✭littlevillage




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,424 ✭✭✭Frank Grimes


    A Ray-like start to today's show.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,023 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Ray will be delighted with this, may even have organised it himself in order to take the focus away from his own personal sh1tness



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,424 ✭✭✭Frank Grimes


    Another button pressing issue, Ray must have rigged the studio before going on leave.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,670 ✭✭✭avfc1874


    Definitely rays rigged the show, same clue given to each contestants on the quiz,



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,718 ✭✭✭Field east


    Just woke up from a brief slumber to that waste of space Darcy. He must be really stuck for something to say. He is big into repeating a lot of his utterances twice as well as talking - excuse me - a lot of scu—er. I know that there are such categories a ‘A’ and ‘C’ listers when it comes to actors/personalities but I wonder if there are any categories after this - even as far as an ‘Z’ lister?!?!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,665 ✭✭✭RINO87


    First show back after holiday and made a mistake with his very first sentence. Got the newsreaders name wrong.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,665 ✭✭✭RINO87


    Out in the roadcaster today. Careful now.




  • Registered Users Posts: 12 Reginald Perrin


    Just caught the show today, he's in liverpool for Eurovision and he forgot the name of Ireland's entry. "We are ??" Who's his agent? That guy that has most of rte contractors?



  • Registered Users Posts: 284 ✭✭the 12 th man


    An epic dry,and they were coming into him directly after the ads..😋



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,639 ✭✭✭✭Welsh Megaman


    An absolutely embarrassing ninety minutes of radio.


    Marty Whelan - completely clueless and completely out-of-touch with Eurovision in the modern age. Should have hung it up the same time as Terry Wogan.

    Linda Martin - same as above, being asked the same ole questions year in, year out (“How do you feel when you found out you’d won?”)

    Ray - well…it’s Ray.

    Dustin The Turkey - suddenly backpedalling about the whole ‘Ireland Douze Points’ debacle. A relic from a bygone era.

    RTE in general - still stuck in the late 1990’s, blissfully unaware that Eurovision has moved on.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,424 ✭✭✭Frank Grimes


    Another button issue. "We had this last week too", yes Ray and every other week.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 870 ✭✭✭amlinopta


    Technical cock up, an excuse, grief and death. Another week begins



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,670 ✭✭✭avfc1874




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,023 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    A heartbreaking story from these parents, but Rate's death obsession continues.


    "Tell me about the butterfly room"



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,392 ✭✭✭✭Furze99


    Ray's obsession with AI continues - I reckon he's genuinely concerned for his job. Only explanation.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,392 ✭✭✭✭Furze99


    Hmm.. Shay has a good line of patter - kinda suits this time of day.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,023 ✭✭✭leath_dub




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 70,071 ✭✭✭✭L1011


    And well he should be - radioman automation rarely breaks, so if they can add a module that talks about porridge and running, he's done for.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,392 ✭✭✭✭Furze99


    Ray's obsession with AI continues.

    For a chap who is often preaching against tech and social media, he takes a fierce interest in it.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,679 ✭✭✭archfi


    Another fckup by porridgeboy with his stupid intro jingle... 'Diarmuid?, Diarmuid?, Diarmuid?...ah there ye are'

    I mean, c'mon.

    The issue is never the issue; the issue is always the revolution.

    The Entryism process: 1) Demand access; 2) Demand accommodation; 3) Demand a seat at the table; 4) Demand to run the table; 5) Demand to run the institution; 6) Run the institution to produce more activists and policy until they run it into the ground.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,495 ✭✭✭Tow


    Ray did well in finding the Diarmuid in the end.

    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,665 ✭✭✭Luckycharms_74


    The buffoon D'arcy just said bye and enjoy your Sunday evening then proceeded to shout Monday about 5 times. You really have to wonder what goes on in his head 🤐



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,495 ✭✭✭Tow


    Dead Air at the start of the show, as Ray looked for the Button. 'There you are'

    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,670 ✭✭✭avfc1874


    How can one man fcuk up so often at a job he's been doing for 35years, i listen to radio most of the day and hes the only one that makes a career of fcukin up



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,246 ✭✭✭✭NIMAN


    The production team must keep moving the buttons, it can be the only explanation.

    Maybe he is doing it blindfolded?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,023 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    Ray you bloody legend! Olympic standard incompetence again today!


    Guaranteed at least 1 button screw up every day. Now that's consistency!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,670 ✭✭✭avfc1874


    And he even asks the computer to work in his whiney voice to work,

    Ah come on, he says 😂



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,670 ✭✭✭avfc1874


    Computer says no to Darcy again,

    Says someone moved the buttons around when he was away 🤔🤔

    It's never his fault that he's useless



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,920 ✭✭✭glenfieldman


    And again he can’t even get the ads right



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,023 ✭✭✭leath_dub


    He is stone useless. RTE used to have standards. Not anymore. Should be renamed mediocritRTE



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,424 ✭✭✭Frank Grimes


    Wrong button again just now.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,893 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    🤣🤣

    I'd nearly swear he's doing it on purpose and having a great laugh at us all.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,146 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Not quiet a screw up but Ray told his listeners and guest he was familiar with the sheep on the Curragh but stressed not overly familiar....whatever that means.


    RTE radio the gift that keeps on giving.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,278 ✭✭✭Bellbottoms


    Ray make any metion of the Tubs thing?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 551 ✭✭✭chrisd2019


    Ray might have a statement tomorrow, was he not in the top 10 list at some point?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,679 ✭✭✭archfi


    At some point?

    He's unbelievably still at #4, though I think he's actually gone up a place what with Claire Byrne giving up her old tv show.

    I'm going to lie down now.

    The issue is never the issue; the issue is always the revolution.

    The Entryism process: 1) Demand access; 2) Demand accommodation; 3) Demand a seat at the table; 4) Demand to run the table; 5) Demand to run the institution; 6) Run the institution to produce more activists and policy until they run it into the ground.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,893 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    🤣 Total dead air today. He must still be at the protest.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,665 ✭✭✭Luckycharms_74


    And that 10 seconds of silence is just as deafening as D'arcy's failure to address the salary situation. He really is a porridge-loving pudding 🤔



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,670 ✭✭✭avfc1874


    Bet anything that Darcy has realed in the expenses he would have claimed before the **** hit the fan



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,786 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    arrah jebus buttons and sound



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,665 ✭✭✭Luckycharms_74


    another bolloxed fcuk up with his sound delay. You would have to assume someone working for 30 years as a DJ would know how to operate the buttons.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,495 ✭✭✭Tow


    You know RTE have two new radio studios with touch screen video walls on 3 sides.

    The buttons have 30 feet of screens to move around in. Ray must be hopping from side to like a mad thing 'Looking for the Button! 🙄

    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



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