What can you say during sex but also at a family dinner

i can’t remember how long it is since I had something as filling as that

DJIMI TRARORE

I'll lick it clean

There's a hair in it

I'm gonna be here a while

maestroamado

As the song said "let me sleep on it and i'll give you an answer in the mornin"

Songer passed away a few days ago...

I’m sorry, I think I’ve made a bit of a mess

breezy1985

I've invited the neighbours around.

whispers “there’s a bit dribbling down your chin”

breezy1985

https://youtu.be/ZIesCd4I4hU

I can see you’ve whipped it until it’s stiff

Leg End Reject

Suck on this, it just melts in your mouth.

That’s plenty for me, honestly I’m full

bnt

Have a hot tuna taco!

Wow, I’m certainly tasting the asparagus in that!

GreeBo

Jamaican Dinner

Did you smash your meat before you jerked it?

StupidLikeAFox

Be careful you don't choke on that bone

Burt Renaults

"Do you mind if I put my dick in that?"

antfin

You can't beat a good spit roast on a summer afternoon.

antfin

It was a bit raw there towards the end but you could probably have left it in for a bit longer.

Did you whip it by hand to get the stiff peaks?

I'll just have another quick mouthful before I finish.

Dear Lord, thank you for this bounty that I'm about to receive.

Strumms

Aunty Jean likes when you leave it in a bit longer

Bandana boy

Pass the butter

antfin

It tastes fine but I don't like the texture on my tongue.

Should it be this runny?

StupidLikeAFox

Oh god I can feel it coming up again, I won't be able to keep it down for much longer

It's a long time since I tasted something as good as this

flended12

"I tried this on holliers before"

Be some laugh if you put cream on it!

Stick it in for a while

If I pull it out too early will you still eat it?

Perhaps you should blow on it first?

Is it just me or does this taste like fish?

antfin

If you hold your nose and swallow it will just slide down.

Are you afraid of getting a bone stuck in your throat?

Don't slurp, it's rude!

You're not getting up until you eat it.

Jaysus, we're getting a bit spicy now, both ends will suffer.

dbas

That's oxo

saabsaab

Thta's spicey but I like it.

randd1

You’re a fair noisy eater, you know that?

This gravy is a bit lumpy.

Put some sauce on it to drown out the taste.

There’s nothing quite like the taste of a fresh lamb.

That meat is just oozing juice.

Oooh, that looks fancy, you’ve put some effort in there.

Cucumber!? I know where you can shove that. And you’d have plenty of help.

Are there meant to be mushrooms on it?

This reminds me of that time we tried this at that restaurant.

Its a bit too vinegary for me to be honest.

My arse is going to be fair sore after trying this.

I didn’t think you could slurp out that many oysters in one sitting.