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What can you say during sex but also at a family dinner

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    #32
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 533 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Would you ever stop playing with your phone!



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    #33
    Strumms
    Registered Users Posts: 25,093 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    That reminds me I need to go to the graveyard at the weekend.



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    #34
    daithi7
    Registered Users Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭daithi7


    Wow, that was really nice, I just can't wait for dessert!!



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    #35
    daithi7
    Registered Users Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭daithi7


    "That was lovely, even nicer your older sister's....."



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    #36
    flended12
    Registered Users Posts: 348 ✭✭flended12


    Your not going out till you finish!

    Theres plenty more where that came from!

    Just pull the legs apart!

    That's a bit hot I must say!

    Was that the front door, who's knocking now?

    I seen this on Facebook!

    Like feeding time at the zoo this!

    Been ages since I had one of those!

    Much nicer that Aunty Mary's!

    Eeew, what am I chewing on on!

    It was a great tip from my cousin!



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    #37
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Horse inta ya, Cynthia!



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    #38
    Panthro
    Registered Users Posts: 14,787 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    "Surprise! We're having a spitroast!"



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    #39
    rok
    Registered Users Posts: 538 ✭✭✭rok


    I love a bit of meat


    I'll go for the breast



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    #40
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Don't talk with your mouth full.



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    #41
    antfin
    Registered Users Posts: 304 ✭✭antfin


    That was lovely, thanks very much.

    Next time I'll show you how my mother always did it.



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    #42
    touts
    Registered Users Posts: 6,481 ✭✭✭touts


    I learned how to do this from the internet.



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    #43
    Shao Kahn
    Registered Users Posts: 468 ✭✭Shao Kahn


    I love when you hear couples saying "we're trying to conceive" in polite conversation.

    Which is really just a more socially acceptable way of saying "we're shagging each other's brains out 24/7... but there's an important objective at the end of it".

    "You're ovulating?" "Well, what are we waiting for woman? Put that roast potato down and get yourself upstairs!"

    "Wait, actually hold up... grab the wine. We'll need that." 😄

    "Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives, and it puts itself into our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday." (John Wayne)



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    #44
    retalivity
    Registered Users Posts: 14,159 ✭✭✭✭retalivity


    "I dont know why it wasnt good, i copied the instructions exactly from the internet"



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    #45
    play4fun1
    Registered Users Posts: 171 ✭✭play4fun1


    blue waffle



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    #46
    [Deleted User]
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    I've been looking forward to this all day



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    #47
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Just the smell has me salivating



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    #48
    Gregor Samsa
    Registered Users Posts: 8,986 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    “Open wide! Here comes the aeroplane!”



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    #49
    Sgt Hartman
    Registered Users Posts: 2,443 ✭✭✭Sgt Hartman


    I'd like a nice sausage stuffed between two soft buns



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    #50
    EltonJohn69
    Registered Users Posts: 4,212 ✭✭✭EltonJohn69


    More butter ?



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    #51
    silverharp
    Registered Users Posts: 17,873 ✭✭✭✭silverharp


    Pink or Brown?

    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



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    #52
    LillySV
    Registered Users Posts: 1,750 ✭✭✭LillySV


    I’ll have more of that



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    #53
    LillySV
    Registered Users Posts: 1,750 ✭✭✭LillySV


    Would your mother like some

    edit: this should be said to a person outside your family at the meal!!!! Haha



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    #54
    XsApollo
    Registered Users Posts: 2,426 ✭✭✭XsApollo


    It’s a bit dry



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    #55
    ArtyM
    Registered Users Posts: 1,878 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    Cant believe I found room for 3 whole spuds



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    #56
    Ash.J.Williams
    Registered Users Posts: 20,937 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    ill carve



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    #57
    Sky King
    Registered Users Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    This is rare :(



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    #58
    Liberty_Bear
    Registered Users Posts: 823 ✭✭✭Liberty_Bear


    Finger licking good


    Christ Im corrupted now



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    #59
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users Posts: 7,700 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    I really like your jugs



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    #60
    facehugger99
    Registered Users Posts: 7,276 ✭✭✭facehugger99


    I like to spread butter all over the inside of the thighs to keep things nice and moist.



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    #61
    [Deleted User]
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    Four sausages please.



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