What can you say during sex but also at a family dinner

22-01-2022 1:11am #1

I'll go with a few

Oh no too much cheese

Thats really moist.

I'm ready for seconds.

Where do you want me to sit

Smells like fish tastes like chicken.

Its a little dry

22-01-2022 1:12am

Christ that's salty!

josip · 22-01-2022 1:15am

That was lovely mammy

22-01-2022 1:17am

Im not done yet

seenitall · 22-01-2022 1:17am

That’s too big for me.

A spit-roast?

I don’t like it when it’s all soft and floppy.

22-01-2022 1:18am

You clean up, i'm going asleep

Mr Burny · 22-01-2022 1:19am

That’s a nice juicy cock ! Just melt in the mouth

Larbre34 · 22-01-2022 1:20am

At least you could clean up after yourself.

Loafing Oaf · 22-01-2022 1:23am

Fancy beef jerky?

Freddie Mcinerney · 22-01-2022 1:24am

Lynn. Or maybe not.

Finty Lemon · 22-01-2022 1:33am

I like it with the blood running out of it

Freddie Mcinerney · 22-01-2022 1:34am

The German guy?

22-01-2022 1:42am

Ah Jaysus 😂😂🤣

joebloggs32 · 22-01-2022 1:43am

Im going to put a load in the dishwasher

FintanMcluskey · 22-01-2022 1:53am

Careful there granny, your kebab is dripping

KK4SAM · 22-01-2022 1:56am

No! the stuffing goes in the other hole.?

EltonJohn69 · 22-01-2022 1:59am

HERE COMES THE GRAVY !!!!!!!!!!!!!

StupidLikeAFox · 22-01-2022 2:03am

Do you mind if I eat that?

StupidLikeAFox · 22-01-2022 2:06am

The breast was tender, and I really enjoyed nibbling the leg and the thigh - what do you want to do with this bone?

22-01-2022 2:13am

Its so juicy

22-01-2022 2:14am

Do you mind if I use my fingers

Deregos. · 22-01-2022 2:20am

"That was a really good stuffing! Now who fancies an extra large portion of banana split with warm drizzle cream?"

22-01-2022 2:27am

Would you like more stuffing?

tommyombomb · 22-01-2022 2:36am

Don't put it all in or you will choke

StupidLikeAFox · 22-01-2022 2:40am

This is how Neven Maguire recommends you do it

JP Liz V1 · 22-01-2022 2:42am

Leg or Breast?

StupidLikeAFox · 22-01-2022 2:44am

I only had a little nibble but it's after squirting down my shirt

Deregos. · 22-01-2022 2:46am

Can you taste that salty, moist juice when you're munching on my kebab?

Charles Babbage · 22-01-2022 3:30am

Spread it on thick.

Strumms · 22-01-2022 3:32am

How long did you leave it in for ?

JupiterKid · 22-01-2022 4:01am

That has filled me up very nicely... 😁😜😉

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