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What can you say during sex but also at a family dinner

22-01-2022 12:11am

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I'll go with a few
Oh no too much cheese
Thats really moist.
I'm ready for seconds.
Where do you want me to sit
Smells like fish tastes like chicken.
Its a little dry

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#2 22-01-2022 12:12am

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Christ that's salty!

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#3 22-01-2022 12:15am

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That was lovely mammy

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#4 22-01-2022 12:17am

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Im not done yet

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#5 22-01-2022 12:17am

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That’s too big for me.
A spit-roast?
I don’t like it when it’s all soft and floppy.

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#6 22-01-2022 12:18am

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You clean up, i'm going asleep

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#7 22-01-2022 12:19am

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That’s a nice juicy cock ! Just melt in the mouth

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#8 22-01-2022 12:20am

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At least you could clean up after yourself.

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#9 22-01-2022 12:23am

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Fancy beef jerky?

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#10 22-01-2022 12:24am

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Lynn. Or maybe not.

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#11 22-01-2022 12:33am

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I like it with the blood running out of it

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#12 22-01-2022 12:34am

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The German guy?

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#13 22-01-2022 12:42am

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Ah Jaysus 😂😂🤣

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#14 22-01-2022 12:43am

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Im going to put a load in the dishwasher

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#15 22-01-2022 12:53am

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Careful there granny, your kebab is dripping

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#16 22-01-2022 12:56am

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No! the stuffing goes in the other hole.?

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#17 22-01-2022 12:59am

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HERE COMES THE GRAVY !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#18 22-01-2022 1:03am

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Do you mind if I eat that?

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#19 22-01-2022 1:06am

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The breast was tender, and I really enjoyed nibbling the leg and the thigh - what do you want to do with this bone?

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#20 22-01-2022 1:13am

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Its so juicy

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#21 22-01-2022 1:14am

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Do you mind if I use my fingers

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#22 22-01-2022 1:20am

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"That was a really good stuffing! Now who fancies an extra large portion of banana split with warm drizzle cream?"

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#23 22-01-2022 1:27am

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Would you like more stuffing?

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#24 22-01-2022 1:36am

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Don't put it all in or you will choke

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#25 22-01-2022 1:40am

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This is how Neven Maguire recommends you do it

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#26 22-01-2022 1:42am

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Leg or Breast?

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#27 22-01-2022 1:44am

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I only had a little nibble but it's after squirting down my shirt

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#28 22-01-2022 1:46am

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Can you taste that salty, moist juice when you're munching on my kebab?

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#29 22-01-2022 2:30am

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Spread it on thick.

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#30 22-01-2022 2:32am

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How long did you leave it in for ?

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#31 22-01-2022 3:01am

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That has filled me up very nicely... 😁😜😉

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#32 22-01-2022 3:07am

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Would you ever stop playing with your phone!

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#33 22-01-2022 3:30am

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That reminds me I need to go to the graveyard at the weekend.

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#34 22-01-2022 7:14am

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Wow, that was really nice, I just can't wait for dessert!!

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#35 22-01-2022 7:16am

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"That was lovely, even nicer your older sister's....."

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#36 22-01-2022 7:32am

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Your not going out till you finish!
Theres plenty more where that came from!
Just pull the legs apart!
That's a bit hot I must say!
Was that the front door, who's knocking now?
I seen this on Facebook!
Like feeding time at the zoo this!
Been ages since I had one of those!
Much nicer that Aunty Mary's!
Eeew, what am I chewing on on!
It was a great tip from my cousin!

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#37 22-01-2022 7:41am

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Horse inta ya, Cynthia!

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#38 22-01-2022 7:43am

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"Surprise! We're having a spitroast!"

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#39 22-01-2022 7:50am

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I love a bit of meat

I'll go for the breast

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#40 22-01-2022 7:51am

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Don't talk with your mouth full.

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#41 22-01-2022 7:59am

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That was lovely, thanks very much.
Next time I'll show you how my mother always did it.

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#42 22-01-2022 8:35am

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I learned how to do this from the internet.

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#43 22-01-2022 8:41am

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I love when you hear couples saying "we're trying to conceive" in polite conversation.
Which is really just a more socially acceptable way of saying "we're shagging each other's brains out 24/7... but there's an important objective at the end of it".
"You're ovulating?" "Well, what are we waiting for woman? Put that roast potato down and get yourself upstairs!"
"Wait, actually hold up... grab the wine. We'll need that." 😄

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#44 22-01-2022 8:51am

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"I dont know why it wasnt good, i copied the instructions exactly from the internet"

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#45 22-01-2022 8:55am

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blue waffle

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#46 22-01-2022 9:18am

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I've been looking forward to this all day

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#47 22-01-2022 9:19am

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Just the smell has me salivating

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#48 22-01-2022 9:39am

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“Open wide! Here comes the aeroplane!”

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#49 22-01-2022 9:49am

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I'd like a nice sausage stuffed between two soft buns

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#50 22-01-2022 10:13am

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More butter ?

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#51 22-01-2022 10:34am

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Pink or Brown?

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