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A nice cuppa death.

BPKS

Let me guess - you get your Death Doola qualification in the same place you get a Life Coach qualification.

Furze99

Death Doula - to help you pass into oblivion.

2smiggy

ShamNNspace wrote: »

Im relaxing in the bath listening to this, my wife and I are heading to athlone for a couple of nights, thank you liveline for making me downcast as we prepare for the journey, death cafés and terminal illnesses just what we want to hear, par for the course on rte, damn you to hell miserable montrose

if it wasn't bad enough having to go to Athlone :p

shearforce

you'd miss that transgender fellow from yesterday that sung Danny Boy.

shearforce

this lad can't wait to die

BPKS

ShamNNspace wrote: »

Im relaxing in the bath listening to this, my wife and I are heading to athlone for a couple of nights, thank you liveline for making me downcast as we prepare for the journey, death cafés and terminal illnesses just what we want to hear, par for the course on rte, damn you to hell miserable montrose

In fairness you are going to Athlone - you didn't want to get your hopes up did you:D

busunderer

BPKS wrote: »

Let me guess - you get your Death Doola qualification in the same place you get a Life Coach qualification.

They are bonus qualifications if you pay upfront for the fast tracked Chiropractor ‘degree’

Brendan Bendar

Deleted User wrote: »

A nice cuppa death.

Is that George Lee’s cup?

Atlantic Dawn

Funeral Directors should have ads on the radio about each model of coffin they have.

dvcireland

The funeral directors would encourage you to have your funeral arrangements organized and even fully paid

busunderer

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Funeral Directors should have ads on the radio about each model of coffin they have.

I want one with a ham sandwiches compartment (just in case)

dvcireland

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Funeral Directors should have ads on the radio about each model of coffin they have.

I heard a podcast recently on the subject and it's far off that

Like buying a car

Did ya get allied wheels bud ?

ShamNNspace

2smiggy wrote: »

if it wasn't bad enough having to go to Athlone :p

Arry its not the worst, anything to get away

Brendan Bendar

busunderer wrote: »

I want one with a ham sandwiches compartment (just in case)

Egg for me, mask the bang.

Furze99

I know what this lad is about - a bit of fundraising for the church or himself. Helping people put their affairs in order...hmmm. Next month, relatives complaining their inheritance was robbed by death doula Liam.

busunderer

Stretchy phone cable, his feet on the desk

shearforce

shearforce wrote: »

you'd miss that transgender fellow from yesterday that sung Danny Boy.

spoke too soon

busunderer

Imagine lying in the hospice struggling with last breaths and some clown picking on a harp beside you because your man there thinks he know what’s best for you!

Losty Dublin

Tut tut.

shearforce wrote: »

you'd miss that transgender fellow from yesterday that sung Danny Boy girl .

Atlantic Dawn

dvcireland wrote: »

I heard a podcast recently on the subject and it's far off that

Like buying a car

Did ya get allied wheels bud ?

I was in a funeral home getting one for a family member, there's like a mini showroom in the back and they showed you the various models, from the €350 or so basic wicker model up to the €50k plus hand carved last supper Croymelord style one. You feel like a bit of an arsehole asking the benefits of each like if it was a car you were buying but it's hard to see visually the difference the money is making. Having fancy dan pillowing and lining isn't exactly going to make the dead one sleep that extra bit longer :pac:

dvcireland

Ffs a limerick rapper

shearforce

Some mixture on this show today

Del.Monte

This is absolute muck.

Losty Dublin

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

I was in a funeral home getting one for a family member, there's like a mini showroom in the back and they showed you the various models, from the €350 or so basic wicker model up to the €50k plus hand carved last supper Croymelord style one. You feel like a bit of an arsehole asking the benefits of each like if it was a car you were buying but it's hard to see visually the difference the money is making. Having fancy dan pillowing and lining isn't exactly going to make the dead one sleep that extra bit longer :pac:

Let's be honest. The vast majority of them are plain tacky. May as well have a Burberry pattern on a coffin.

Dan Jaman

Death and misery regained its lost grip on the LL studio.

busunderer

God help the incapacitated that have this forced upon them.

shearforce

Katie has eclipsed Joe on the death front, I never thought that was possible

NeinNeinNein

shearforce wrote: »

Katie has eclipsed Joe on the death front, I never thought that was possible

She's certainly fallen in line. Sadly.

Roger_007

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