Have you ever been flashed?

mariaalice

Causes
Risk factors for the development of exhibitionistic disorder in males include antisocial personality disorder, alcohol abuse, and an interest in pedophilia. Other factors that may be associated with exhibitionism include sexual and emotional abuse during childhood and sexual preoccupation in childhood.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/conditions/exhibitionism

The article also says it can be treated.

Sky King

I heard a story about two old ladies in my home town who were flashed recently.

One of them had a stroke but the other one was too slow.

Did you smash it

greenspurs wrote: »

At a Pink gig in Malahide (i think?)

Went to loo, and it was a weird circular urinal, which meant everyone was standing around in a circle, across from each other while peeing.
A guy was stroking his erect mutton dagger across from me...

He was at a urinal so he had plausible deniability

greenspurs

Did you smash it wrote: »

He was at a urinal so he had plausible deniability

It was hard, and he was stroking it !

JohnnyFlash

greenspurs wrote: »

It was hard, and he was stroking it !

To quote from Brass Eye he "unsheathes a length of skin-clad tube...and he staggers around until finally he releases several arcs of liquid silk from the fleshy nozzle of his fork."

xzanti

Never been flashed but I heard about a guy going around with a long coat and trouser legs taped around his legs from the thigh down, so it wouldn't look like he was trouserless until he was ready for action.

Still cracks me up

Insect Overlord

Friend of mine from college likes to open his door wearing only a towel. The trouble is the towel is usually wrapped around his head...

sbsquarepants

Myself and the missus were flashed by 2 young ones about 20 years ago, just walked up to the car and pulled up their tops for some reason. They were a bit young for my liking, i'd say maybe 15 or 16 that kind of age.


I'f you're reading this you'd be about 35 or so now, much less creepy, so bring them back and i'll have a proper look:D

iamstop

Seth Brundle wrote: »

Post said pic please!

I'd have to dig out the old hard drives to find it. Maybe one day.

imme

greenspurs wrote: »

At a Pink gig in Malahide (i think?)

Went to loo, and it was a weird circular urinal, which meant everyone was standing around in a circle, across from each other while peeing.
A guy was stroking his erect mutton dagger across from me...

I'm sorry for laughing, just the whole story, and "mutton dagger", I have never heard that term before.

sabat

Lots of times by hen parties when I worked as a night porter in my early 20s. Tits mainly.

Blitzkrieger

Sadly I think I've only ever been flashed by hookers. The first time was in Prague by some Romanians trying to lure us down an alleyway. :eek:

I don't think the lady who was riding a bike wearing a short skirt with no knickers in Amsterdam while I had the worst hangover of my life counts, because she seemed quite annoyed that I looked. It wasn't so much that I looked as she entered my field of vision as I desperately tried to hold myself together....

Cee-Jay-Cee

Years ago when I worked in a pub a girl told me she'd flash her boobs if I gave her a free drink. I told her ok, so she pulled up her top and showed off her boobs and I told her I was only joking that I couldn't give away free drinks.









We've been happily married for 12 years now.












I made up the last part, I never seen her again after that...unfortunately.

Seth Brundle

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

Years ago when I worked in a pub a girl told me she'd flash her boobs if I gave her a free drink. I told her ok, so she pulled up her top and showed off her boobs and I told her I was only joking that I couldn't give away free drinks.

I was expecting you to say that you gave her a glass of tap water

Hector Savage

Trouser Snake wrote: »

Yeah once when I was about 12 in the toilets in the Crescent shopping centre in Limerick. Aul fella, I just ran out the door as fast as I could, thought nothing of it at the time.

Apt user name !

Hector Savage

mariaalice wrote: »

yeah, years ago I go off the bus with my oldest who was about 4 a man very young, was standing in a gap in a wall that surrounds a wood near when I use to live all he has on was a denim jacket and shoes he was naked other than that got the fright of my life. He was obviously waiting for passers-by.

What do they get out of it?

I always wonder the same, I've never been flashed but when blokes do it are they usually sporting a horn or what ?

Or is it some shriveled floppy sad willy ?

JohnnyFlash

Hector Savage wrote: »

I always wonder the same, I've never been flashed but when blokes do it are they usually sporting a horn or what ?

Or is it some shriveled floppy sad willy ?

Probably ‘on the semi’, Hector.

mariaalice

Hector Savage wrote: »

I always wonder the same, I've never been flashed but when blokes do it are they usually sporting a horn or what ?

Or is it some shriveled floppy sad willy ?

I can remember, what I always wondered about was the denim jacket and shoes noting else on, like why take his t-shirt and socks off as well.

ablelocks

never been flashed, but was an accidental flasher once....came out of the shower, went to my room naked - and my sister in law was in our room, not sure why. I ran, so she got full monty front and back.

Sardonicat

Blitzkrieger wrote: »

Sadly I think I've only ever been flashed by hookers. The first time was in Prague by some Romanians trying to lure us down an alleyway. :eek:

I don't think the lady who was riding a bike wearing a short skirt with no knickers in Amsterdam while I had the worst hangover of my life counts, because she seemed quite annoyed that I looked. It wasn't so much that I looked as she entered my field of vision as I desperately tried to hold myself together....

What did she expect people to do, wearing a mini, no knickers on a bike? Surely the point is to be looked at?

The bloke across the road flashes himself in his red briefs so keep my curtains permanently closed now and his Mrs flashed my OH once.

I worked in a hospital in the North of England in the 90s and the female staff were plagued by flashers at the bus stop. It was very close to the red light district. One night after a particularly busy shift I was sitting at the stop with my colleague when a bloke idles up and takes out his angry looking lad.'What do you think to that, then girls?' My colleague, an older woman and typical no nonsense Yorkshire lass responded 'I think it looks like a penis, only much, much smaller' Yer man scurried off, deflated (in more ways than one)

Pawwed Rig

At a motorbike rally in Sturgis South Dakota. There were women shaking their boobies at you everytime you turned around.

Seamai

A bunch of lesbians flashed their tits at me outside a bar in Guernville, California which was wasted on me since I'm gay but I was a bit traumatised by the incident 🀣

Edgware

Used be a man in an upstairs flat who "conveniently" walked out of the shower in full view of everyone when the bus stopped at lights on Holloway rd. Occasionally in an erect state

Snake Plisken

Went into The Jervis Shopping centre jacks for a slash last year and picked one of the end urinals (don't like people standing on either side as fnd it hard to go) anyway there was a lad, looked like in his 20's,with his slacks and boxers down below his arse and leaning backwards having a **** in full view of everyone. I quickly finished my pee only gave it one shake in case it sent the wrong message and quicky left the area.

Stihl waters

Valresnick wrote: »

Not flashed but I wish they’d stop the carry on in the dunes in Dollymount, do whatever you like but please do it away from the walking trail.

Why what happens in the dunes of dollymount

Surreptitious

Hector Savage wrote: »

I always wonder the same, I've never been flashed but when blokes do it are they usually sporting a horn or what ?

Or is it some shriveled floppy sad willy ?

Anyone who did it to be was floppy but they would have been swinging it around as well. I tried not to analyse the situation to the finer detail though.

imme

Stihl waters wrote: »

Why what happens in the dunes of dollymount

The Sunday World AFAIK is always report gay romps in the dunes.

imme

Snake Plisken wrote: »

Went into The Jervis Shopping centre jacks for a slash last year and picked one of the end urinals (don't like people standing on either side as fnd it hard to go) anyway there was a lad, looked like in his 20's,with his slacks and boxers down below his arse and leaning backwards having a **** in full view of everyone. I quickly finished my pee only gave it one shake in case it sent the wrong message and quicky left the area.

I thought they had a constant security presence in Jervis Street.

Snake Plisken

imme wrote: »

I thought they had a constant security presence in Jervis Street.

Yes there is always cleaners and security in and around there, maybe that was part of the thrill for the chap. I didn't hang about to see if he got "caught by the bollox" as it were

DopeTech

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