HalloWalrus - Necro's House of Horrors

Necro

Welcome to HALLOWALRUS - NECRO'S HOUSE OF HORRORS

Tonight from 7pm we will see the scariest, the freakiest - and the downright weirdest entries to a Walrus ever imagined....



You bloody well should be!!! The amount of mental anguish inflicted on me from some of these entries has probably scarred me for life



Let's run through the categories...

1. Scariest Song EVER: I want the wild, weird and wonderful here. If it terrifies me, it's gonna do well here - no matter how bad it is!!

2. My Bloody Halloween: A track that has a reference to something scary in the title.

3. Halloween at the Movies: Send me a track that appeared on a horror movie, that simple.


See you all at 7pm for a bloodcurdling, spine-chilling, and downright horrifying edition of Walrus...

Our cast of Ghosts, Ghouls and Creepies:

Electric Nitwit
the purple tin
s1ippy
$hifty
tusk
Irish Aris
Kolido
Homer J. Fong
Also Starring LeVar Burton
ShaneU
Sawduck
Reberetta
mustang shelly
Rikand
Trigger
MicksJaguar
JP Liz V1
beakerjoe
JohnGreenFan

Electric Nitwit

Necro wrote: »

The amount of mental anguish inflicted on me from some of these entries has probably scarred me for life

tusk

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Necro wrote: »

The amount of mental anguish inflicted on me from some of these entries has probably scarred me for life

Trigger

I was contemplating submitting a 48 min song for the terrifying one :pac: just the thoughts of having 48min song in there would have terrified you into maybe missing your deadline

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Trigger wrote: »

I was contemplating submitting a 48 min song for the terrifying one :pac: just the thoughts of having 48min song in there would have terrified you into maybe missing your deadline

Mine was 14 minutes for that one. I'm sure Necro despises me for that alone, and am fully expecting last place for it...

I regret nothing...

Necro

14 mins wasn't the longest entry even. I believe the longest entry is 26 mins long :pac:

Irish Aris

Necro wrote: »

14 mins wasn't the longest entry even. I believe the longest entry is 26 mins long :pac:

wow, just wow!!!
For the first category I had a couple of choices from the same artist I selected that would be 15-20 minutes long, but I don't hate you to put you through such a long ordeal, so I opted for something shorter.

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Irish Aris wrote: »

wow, just wow!!!
For the first category I had a couple of choices from the same artist I selected that would be 15-20 minutes long, but I don't hate you to put you through such a long ordeal, so I opted for something shorter.

Also Starring LeVar Burton

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tusk

you're welcome

Necro

I didn't sleep last night or Thursday night listening to category 1.

So if there are any errors in my write-ups that I'm currently doing right now - you only have yourselves to blame

phatkev

Unfortunately I didnt get an entry in for this one, but I'm looking forward to following the reveal. Theres one song that instantly comes to mind for the 1st category, be interesting to see if any of the entrants submitted it

Tauriel

Looking forward to this tonight

Rikand

My cat 1 video is not to be watched until after the watershed

s1ippy

Good craic abounds.

the purple tin

How scary will these songs be?
Like, bring spare underwear type scary :eek:

Necro

the purple tin wrote: »

How scary will these songs be?
Like, bring spare underwear type scary :eek:

Oh, much worse than that.

Necro

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Get yourselves signed up ASAP

Couldn't really think of a scary song for #1, so just went with something dark and moody. And I needed Google's help for #3 as I'm not really into horror films.

I suspect I will be doing well just to avoid the wooden spoon here.

Necro

Deleted User wrote: »

Couldn't really think of a scary song for #1, so just went with something dark and moody. And I needed Google's help for #3 as I'm not really into horror films.

I suspect I will be doing well just to avoid the wooden spoon here.

Not long to go now and all shall be revealed. Gonna run through all three categories tonight so y'all have a.... let's go with an eclectic playlist for All Hallow's Eve.

I didn't even know. Songs could be scary, I don't think I've ever felt scared of a song before, so I guesss mine. Will be **** but looking forward to. The other. Entries

Irish Aris

I think my selection for scary song might raise some eyebrows but it is a song that I always found intimidating and the particular version I selected is a different type of weird.

Clarabel

Can we start now

beakerjoe

Deleted User wrote: »

I didn't even know. Songs could be scary, I don't think I've ever felt scared of a song before, so I guesss mine. Will be **** but looking forward to. The other. Entries

I struggled, then picked a song I dont particularly like or enjoy. God knows how it will do. I can appreciate the creativity of it but the subject matter is disturbing.

beakerjoe

Clarabel wrote: »

Can we start now

What C said

Necro

Well.... I do have the write ups done so can go at any stage.

15 mins good for y'all?

Necro

So for this category I was looking to be terrified by your entries. I can safely say y’all delivered in spades… I think I’m genuinely mentally scarred by some of them – wasn’t able to sleep a wink the past two nights!!

A couple examples of what I’m talking about below:

As per my previous reveal, I’ll start with 4th from bottom and move up, we will have a fantabulous final 6 then of top and bottom 3. We actually have one duplicate in this round, how did it fare – as the entrants will grab the same points I allocated!



And as always, bottom – top – middle… it’s only my opinion, it doesn’t mean your song is any better or worse than the next person!

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Necro wrote: »

Well.... I do have the write ups done so can go at any stage.

15 mins good for y'all?

I'll have to catch up later on.

Necro

Necro

Kicking us off in 16th place with 5 points…

Reberetta

Therapy? – Diane

Had I heard this song before: No

It’s a shame I have to rank this so low as it’s actually a good track, but I just don’t find it in any way terrifying.

Necro

In 15th place with 6 points:

Deleted User

Flight of The Conchords - Petrov, Velyena and Me

Had I heard this song before: No

This isn’t too bad tbf. It’s just not remotely terrifying. Nice choice mind.

Necro

In 14th place with 7 points

JohnGreenFan

22 Going on 23: Butthole Surfers

Had I heard this song before: No

This is weird f***ed up sh1t for sure. Not terribly scary, but definitely weird AF.

A story about canabilism and murder suicide with a living head. At the end is not terrifying wow. Yiu are so desensitised man :P

That version you posted is too quick I prefer the slower one sounds nicer

But I'll take 6 points

Necro

Deleted User wrote: »

A story about canabilism and murder suicide with a living head. At the end is not terrifying wow. Yiu are so desensitised man :P

I listened to the longer version on spotify

And... yeah you ain't seen nuffin yet :pac:

Necro

In 13th, with 8 points…

Electric Nitwit

Evil Dildo - Placebo

Have I heard of this song: No

Definitely an eerie feeling in the build up to this one. I just felt it dragged a bit in the middle and while it was ok, it didn’t terrify me – or really pique my interest massively if I’m honest. The title though.. yep that's pretty terrifying!!!

Necro

In 12th place with 9 points…

ShaneU

Demon's Souls OST - Demon's Soul

Have I heard of this song: Yes-ish

I enjoy a lot of video game soundtrack stuff. This is definitely what I’m looking for. Maybe not scary per se but definitely… ominous. Nice choice

Necro

In 11th Place, picking up 10 points… and way before the watershed :eek:

Rikand

Slayer - Repentless

NSFW NSFW

NSFW NSFW

Have I heard of this song: No

Interesting, I expected much more heavy metal and stuff but I don’t mind me some Slayer. This is just a good track – video is a bit dodgy surely but as it doesn’t really “scare” me I think here is about right.

Necro

In 10th Place with 11 points

Trigger

Careful with that Axe, Eugene - Pink Floyd

Have I heard of this song: No

This is one of PF’s that I can get behind. The screaming in the track adds to make a sinister atmosphere. The first two minutes or so are a bit meh, then when it properly kicks off from there it’s very enjoyable.

Necro

In 9th Place with 12 points

s1ippy

The Rake’s Song – Decemberists



Have I heard of this song: No

The story the entrant told me in their PM actually gave me a lot of high hopes for this song. And it’s a great track – just didn’t scare me like I expected it to.

Necro

Necro wrote: »

I listened to the longer version on spotify

And... yeah you ain't seen nuffin yet :pac:

O I was just joking dude it's not scary in the slightest

Necro

Next up in 8th Place, with 13 points…

Sawduck

Nox Arcana - Hidden Horrors

Have I heard of this song: No

Now we are getting somewhere, this sets a real sombre atmosphere throughout and I really just enjoyed it. Try listening to that in the pitch black of night with a Ouija board in front of you… *shudders*

Errr... not that I did that or anything

Electric Nitwit

Necro wrote: »

In 13th, with 8 points…

Electric Nitwit

Evil Dildo - Placebo

Probably needs the context to be scary...

"Those are actual death threats left on my ansaphone. The exact words were, 'I will f*** you up the ass and I will sneak into your room and cut your cock off and stuff it in my mouth and chew it up with my little teeth.'" He smiles, strangely.
"And there was another one, from a bloke, saying 'Motherf***ker, I'm after you.' He called back to say, 'I know where you live.'"

Necro

In 7th place with 14 points…

Mustang shelly

Type O Negative - Wolf Moon

Have I heard of this song: No

The voice here… shivers. Again I tried to capture the atmosphere for these songs as much as was humanly possible and this is a great choice. The top songs though are just… yeah they’re just out there on their own.

Necro

In 6th place with 15 points….

Deleted User

Nico - Mutterlein

Have I heard of this song: No

This is the start of it. Hooo boy the voice here freaked me out at 3am when I couldn’t sleep.... and then I had no sleep at all after listening to it :pac:

It’s a clever choice. Absolutely not what I would ever normally listen to – but it captured the essence of what I was after for this particular round.

Necro

In 5th place with 16 points…

Irish Aris

Diamanda Galas-I Put A Spell On You

Had I heard this song before: NO!

Sweet mother of JAYSUS DIVINE – the banshee warbling in this track is enough to give someone permanent mental damage.

It’s awful. But it’s terrifying, and that was the point of this round – so well done. Now let us never speak of this again.

Necro

And now we pause whilst we let our remaining SEVEN sweat it out :P The joint entry is in here somewhere…. And those remaining are….

Tusk
LeVar
The purple tin
Kolido
$hifty
Beakerjoe
JP Liz V1

Necro

In 16th place with 4 points;

JP Liz V1

tubular bells part 1 - mike oldfield

Had I heard this song before: Yes

Not a fan of this theme. Just drags on way way too long, I don’t get any atmosphere from them. Maybe it’s cos I never found the Exorcist remotely scary, I dunno, I’m not a doctor. Anyways this was where they ended up.

Irish Aris

Fair play Necro for putting yourself through this.
Have to say some great songs - although not ones that I would be inclined to listen to regularly.
And 2 great discoveries in Nox Arcana and Nico - I like Nico's voice, didn't know this song and like the German lyrics.

Necro

In 4th place, with 17 points…

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Had I heard this song before: NOOOOOOO

Patty Waters - Black Is The Color of My True Love's Hair

Ah lads. This is all sorts of whack-job crazy. Like the song is awful… GOD AWFUL. But it’s absolutely terrifying and it’s 14 minutes long!!!

I mean you take the crazy half attempt at singing by the last lass and remove any ability – what is she doing at around 11 mins in, is she chewing glass?

Oh my God why did I do this to myself.

*Can’t sleep – Patty and Diamanda will eat me*

Tauriel

Necro wrote: »

In 16th place with 4 points;

JP Liz V1

tubular bells part 1 - mike oldfield

Not a fan of this theme. Just drags on way way too long, I don’t get any atmosphere from them. Maybe it’s cos I never found the Exorcist remotely scary, I dunno, I’m not a doctor. Anyways this was where they ended up.

:eek: lucky I changed my mind about submitting this as the song from a horror movie category!