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  • #7412
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,466 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    'any deaths recently petal ?'

    ah she has the holiday home to go to, thank God


  • #7413
    BPKS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,026 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Laurie doesn't have a sense of humour Joe


  • #7414
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,474 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Joe being t h i c k


  • #7415
    touts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,669 ✭✭✭touts


    2smiggy wrote: »
    the contractors want Christmas holidays too caller, maybe they don't fancy wurking over the Christmas to suit her

    Her type would then complain that she couldn't hear Raiders of the Lost Ark on the telly.


  • #7416
    generalgerry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    zell12 wrote: »
    A holiday home? Well lah di dah

    The sound of all sympathy going out the window.


    Stupid attempt at pun.


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  • #7417
    Red Fred
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,096 ✭✭✭Red Fred


    The grass is overgrown at Joe's country retreat.


  • #7418
    McGinniesta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    Joe loves those snide little sideswipes


  • #7419
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,466 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    did he say 35db ? I'd fart louder than that


  • #7420
    jojofizzio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,296 ✭✭✭jojofizzio


    Topgear on Dave wrote: »
    Gone to the holiday home. Nice.

    Did the posh lady say she was living in her car?


  • #7421
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,474 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    jojofizzio wrote: »
    Did the posh lady say she was living in her car?
    She said she HAD to sleep in her car


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  • #7422
    McGinniesta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta




  • #7423
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 4,501 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Deleted User wrote: »
    What is a Medical Background?

    .

    Her granny was a nurse.


  • #7424
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Deleted User wrote: »
    What is a Medical Background?

    She's given herself a severe kidney infection from de noise. She knows de science.


    Dat was from living in de car.
    Must have been a Hyundai Kidneystone 1.2.


  • #7425
    golondrinas1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 108 ✭✭golondrinas1


    My neighbour got a kidney infection and she doesn't live near a railway. I'm confused.


  • #7426
    McGinniesta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,402 ✭✭✭McGinniesta


    2smiggy wrote: »
    did he say 35db ? I'd fart louder than that

    A guinness fart probably woulnt be far off


  • #7427
    Jeff2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,523 ✭✭✭Jeff2


    jojofizzio wrote: »
    How would a canopy lessen the noise?

    It would go up in flames and the work would have to stop.


  • #7428
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Clip 1: 10
    Clip 2: 5


  • #7429
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,474 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Seriously posh voice now!


  • #7430
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,466 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    play the clip again :rolleyes:


  • #7431
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Clip 1: 12
    Clip 2: 5


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  • #7432
    Spanish Eyes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,129 ✭✭✭✭Spanish Eyes


    First time I heard of contracting a kidney infection from a construction site.


  • #7433
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Sylvia?............how’s yer mother these days?


  • #7434
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 4,501 ✭ [Deleted User]


    jojofizzio wrote: »
    Did the posh lady say she was living in her car?

    Nothing so coarse and common as actually living in the car. That stuff is purely for irish times kitty holland clickbait.


  • #7435
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,474 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Sylvia Briggs


  • #7436
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,309 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Rat Moynes no less.


  • #7437
    zell12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,474 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    "like you know"


  • #7438
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,755 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Don't expect the useless guards to help


  • #7439
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,466 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    Junkies down by the canal ? well i never

    call them in for a cup of tea perhaps ?


  • #7440
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 4,501 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Pearl clutching and ratting people out now.


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  • #7441
    dvcireland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,972 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    wheres Aine from Ranelagh...dude


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