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What would be your opening line on a tinder date ?

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    #62
    Floppybits
    Registered Users Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭Floppybits


    Tredstone wrote: »
    You're much sexier than i expected

    In your dreams. :)


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    #63
    Jim Gazebo
    Registered Users Posts: 2,355 ✭✭✭Jim Gazebo


    'ah bollox' under my breath normally.


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    #64
    Wanderer78
    Registered Users Posts: 28,806 ✭✭✭✭Wanderer78


    How are you with animals.....


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    #65
    SineadSpears
    Registered Users Posts: 2,645 ✭✭✭SineadSpears


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Hello, Clarice.

    I'd piss myself laughing if that was said to me on a first date:D. So I reckon that's a winning line


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    #66
    Oranage2
    Registered Users Posts: 11,131 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    'Can you tell me now if I'm going to pull, I don't won't to waste money on a dessert if not'


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    #67
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,287 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    "The raven roars at midnight, we're counting on you agent orange", hand them an encrypted usb key and walk away.


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    #68
    Kaybaykwah
    Registered Users Posts: 3,087 ✭✭✭Kaybaykwah


    Ohh shyte! You scared the bejaysus outta me!


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    #69
    tabby aspreme
    Registered Users Posts: 3,850 ✭✭✭tabby aspreme


    Oh, tis yourself, I thought it was yore Ma's profile I swiped on


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    #70
    Kaybaykwah
    Registered Users Posts: 3,087 ✭✭✭Kaybaykwah


    My, what big feet you have!

    This, to a tiny waif of a date, all goggle eyed at the first glance of you, at your very best, trim neck beard, shiny nose ring and all. Then, you slap her a good one on the back, like she's one of the lads and exit to reenter another pub, pitying yourself for the wanker that you are.


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    #71
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    You had me at anal.


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    #72
    jbv
    Registered Users Posts: 247 ✭✭jbv


    Do you want to meet my wife?


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    #73
    Kaybaykwah
    Registered Users Posts: 3,087 ✭✭✭Kaybaykwah


    Hi there! Nice to finally meet you. I was anticipating you'd be thinner, and somewhat prettier according to your postings, but, I guess you'll have to do for tonight.


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    #74
    Tork
    Registered Users Posts: 3,264 ✭✭✭Tork


    Oh no, I just remembered I left the immersion on. Nice meeting you, bye!


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    #75
    440Hertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 651 ✭✭✭440Hertz


    Get back! That’s not 2 meters!!


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    #76
    Surreptitious
    Registered Users Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    Ride me sideways cowboy and leave the boots on, spurs be burning.


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    #77
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    How much flammable material so you have on you right now?


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    #78
    _Whimsical_
    Registered Users Posts: 7,955 ✭✭✭_Whimsical_


    "Congratulations, you are through to the live rounds!!"


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    #79
    gozunda
    Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Have you meet my wife?


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