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What would be your opening line on a tinder date ?

10-10-2020 7:26pm

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Tredstone

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"I was hoping we'd be close, That we'd be attracted to one another ".

Does sound silly?

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#2 10-10-2020 7:28pm

Scuid Mhór

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It sounds socially unaware.

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#3 10-10-2020 7:32pm

kapisko1PL

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What's Chuck Norris' favourite meal?

'Chuck'en

'Badum Tss'

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#4 10-10-2020 7:33pm

s1ippy

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Lovely cans.

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#5 10-10-2020 7:35pm

PsychoPete

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"Ya wanna ride ? I'll buy ya chips"

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#6 10-10-2020 7:37pm

Millionaire only not

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How u doin ! works for me -lol

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#7 10-10-2020 7:38pm

SuperSean11

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Hello

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#8 10-10-2020 7:39pm

ChikiChiki

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Hey, nice to finally meet you followed by an auld elbow bump 2020 style.

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#9 10-10-2020 7:44pm

COVID

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Yep, I know I look nothing like my photograph but....hello...come back please..

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#10 10-10-2020 7:50pm

Tredstone

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You're much sexier than i expected

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#11 10-10-2020 7:50pm

[Deleted User]
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Do you like chore sex?

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#12 10-10-2020 7:54pm

Feenix

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You weren't fat in your pics!

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#13 10-10-2020 8:08pm

McGinniesta

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Fanny pics?

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#14 10-10-2020 8:13pm

Church on Tuesday

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So which one is you?

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#15 10-10-2020 8:16pm

Trouser Snake

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Log out, you've pulled.

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#16 10-10-2020 8:22pm

Bob Harris

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Hello, Clarice.

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#17 10-10-2020 8:24pm

Deebles McBeebles

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Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?

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#18 10-10-2020 9:11pm

Nala Large Revolver
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You are just like my favorite Whiskey - 18 Years old and full of coke

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#19 10-10-2020 9:24pm

Potential-Monke

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Did you mean to swipe right?

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#20 10-10-2020 9:25pm

Loughc

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I stole this line from boards.ie

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#21 10-10-2020 9:26pm

Edgware

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You look as if you wear the same size starter bra as me

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#22 10-10-2020 9:59pm

Millionaire only not

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I’d be inclined to chance this on the older ones
“I love my brick “ or ur really feeling she’s into u
“Fec ,arse ,drink ,girls “

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#23 10-10-2020 10:08pm

.anon.

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"So... now that we're going out..."

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#24 10-10-2020 10:10pm

Harry Palmr

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You're not wearing your glasses, clearly.

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#25 10-10-2020 10:12pm

spoonerhead

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I’m gay

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#26 10-10-2020 10:27pm

Millionaire only not

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Do u come here often

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#27 10-10-2020 10:31pm

Millionaire only not

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I’m covid 19 free but waiting on my std results

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#28 10-10-2020 10:34pm

Purple Mountain

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Millionaire only not wrote: »

I’m covit free but waiting on my std results

And for autocorrect to be enabled on my phone

To thine own self be true

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#29 10-10-2020 10:36pm

Niallers87

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If the corona virus doesnt take you out, can i?

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#30 10-10-2020 10:36pm

Millionaire only not

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Purple Mountain wrote: »

And for autocorrect to be enabled on my phone

Are u happy now

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#31 10-10-2020 10:39pm

Millionaire only not

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Hi Mary, nice to meet u my name is Michae’l but my friends call me Leo

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#32 10-10-2020 10:44pm

Purple Mountain

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Millionaire only not wrote: »

Are u happy now

I'll even let you take me out now

To thine own self be true

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#33 10-10-2020 10:47pm

.anon.

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"I've brought mammy along because she really wants to meet you"

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#34 10-10-2020 10:59pm

KungPao

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Hi! Oh, I never mentioned this, but I'm a widower. The police still haven't discovered what happened to my beloved wife. Perhaps they never will. Anyway, after our meal and drinks, how about a nice long walk, somewhere where it's just the two of us, so we can get to know each another a little better?

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#35 10-10-2020 11:06pm

Millionaire only not

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Uve fine hips , Ull breed a heir alright .

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#36 10-10-2020 11:29pm

Xtrail14

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I can speak big words

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#37 10-10-2020 11:34pm

85603

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motivated seller.

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#38 10-10-2020 11:35pm

Strumms

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There you are now, it’s yourself !

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#39 11-10-2020 12:27am

Junkyard Tom

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I'm going to eat you.

What?

No, I said 'nice to meet you'.

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#40 11-10-2020 12:31am

BuboBubo

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Meat is murder.

Tasty tasty murder

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#41 11-10-2020 7:02am

Andrea B.

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"For **** sake"......despondently.

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#42 11-10-2020 7:10am

Valresnick

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I really shouldn’t be here....

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#43 11-10-2020 7:11am

Quantum Erasure

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SuperSean11 wrote: »

Hello

Is it me you're looking for...?

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#44 11-10-2020 7:54am

Surreptitious

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'Smack my bitch up'.
I misread this as the line on your profile #fail

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#45 11-10-2020 8:42am

JasonStatham

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Stupid Tinder shyte.

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#46 11-10-2020 8:46am

Snails pace

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Lyons or Barry's?

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#47 11-10-2020 9:01am

Gregor Samsa

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“Dad??? What the fück???”

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#48 11-10-2020 1:38pm

Nala Large Revolver
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The awkward moment when you match your cousin on tinder

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#49 11-10-2020 1:43pm

1990sman

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Snails pace wrote: »

Lyons or Barry's?

lol, i mean its obviously always going to be Lyons but its nice to float the question.

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#50 11-10-2020 1:45pm

1990sman

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do u want to go to a club where people wee on each other?

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#51 11-10-2020 2:20pm

pickarooney

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1990sman wrote: »

do u want to go to a club where people wee on each other?

Is this how Leinster recruit new players?

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