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What would be your opening line on a tinder date ?

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    #32
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users Posts: 13,014 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    Millionaire only not wrote: »
    Are u happy now

    I'll even let you take me out now :)

    To thine own self be true



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    #33
    .anon.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭.anon.


    "I've brought mammy along because she really wants to meet you"


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    #34
    KungPao
    Registered Users Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭KungPao


    Hi! Oh, I never mentioned this, but I'm a widower. The police still haven't discovered what happened to my beloved wife. Perhaps they never will. Anyway, after our meal and drinks, how about a nice long walk, somewhere where it's just the two of us, so we can get to know each another a little better?


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    #35
    Millionaire only not
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,625 ✭✭✭Millionaire only not


    Uve fine hips , Ull breed a heir alright .


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    #36
    Xtrail14
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 253 ✭✭Xtrail14


    I can speak big words


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    #37
    85603
    Registered Users Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭85603


    motivated seller.


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    #38
    Strumms
    Registered Users Posts: 24,815 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    There you are now, it’s yourself !


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    #39
    Junkyard Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,117 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    I'm going to eat you.

    What?

    No, I said 'nice to meet you'.


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    #40
    BuboBubo
    Registered Users Posts: 927 ✭✭✭BuboBubo


    Meat is murder.

    Tasty tasty murder


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    #41
    Andrea B.
    Registered Users Posts: 1,921 ✭✭✭Andrea B.


    "For **** sake"......despondently.


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    #42
    Valresnick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 208 ✭✭Valresnick


    I really shouldn’t be here....


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    #43
    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users Posts: 8,170 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    SuperSean11 wrote: »
    Hello

    Is it me you're looking for...?


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    #44
    Surreptitious
    Registered Users Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    'Smack my bitch up'.
    I misread this as the line on your profile #fail


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    #45
    JasonStatham
    Closed Accounts Posts: 548 ✭✭✭JasonStatham


    Stupid Tinder shyte.


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    #46
    Snails pace
    Registered Users Posts: 601 ✭✭✭Snails pace


    Lyons or Barry's?


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    #47
    Gregor Samsa
    Registered Users Posts: 8,913 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    “Dad??? What the fück???”


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    #48
    TheDavester
    Registered Users Posts: 3,207 ✭✭✭TheDavester


    The awkward moment when you match your cousin on tinder


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    #49
    1990sman
    Registered Users Posts: 468 ✭✭1990sman


    Snails pace wrote: »
    Lyons or Barry's?


    lol, i mean its obviously always going to be Lyons but its nice to float the question.


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    #50
    1990sman
    Registered Users Posts: 468 ✭✭1990sman


    do u want to go to a club where people wee on each other?


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    #51
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    1990sman wrote: »
    do u want to go to a club where people wee on each other?

    Is this how Leinster recruit new players?


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    #52
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,545 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    pickarooney wrote: »
    Is this how Leinster recruit new players?

    Naw, but it is how D4 got populated!


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    #53
    Edgware
    Registered Users Posts: 5,875 ✭✭✭Edgware


    KungPao wrote: »
    Hi! Oh, I never mentioned this, but I'm a widower. The police still haven't discovered what happened to my beloved wife. Perhaps they never will. Anyway, after our meal and drinks, how about a nice long walk, somewhere where it's just the two of us, so we can get to know each another a little better?

    Before the chloroform wears off


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    #54
    Edgware
    Registered Users Posts: 5,875 ✭✭✭Edgware


    Millionaire only not wrote: »
    Do u come here often

    Oh you do. No wonder the floor is so sticky.


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    #55
    mfceiling
    Registered Users Posts: 12,774 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    Was that dress in the sale cause it's 100% off at my place later.


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    #56
    pgj2015
    Registered Users Posts: 8,938 ✭✭✭pgj2015


    You know you done f***ed up right? You know that right?


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    #57
    Aongus Von Bismarck
    Registered Users Posts: 1,794 ✭✭✭Aongus Von Bismarck


    I'd never use Tinder. Disposable dating.


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    #58
    Archeron
    Registered Users Posts: 6,175 ✭✭✭Archeron


    How many square inches do you reckon your skin would be if it was laid out flat on a table?


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    #59
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,114 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Why did you swipe right? We separated only last week?


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    #60
    I Am The Law
    Registered Users Posts: 657 ✭✭✭I Am The Law


    Thanks for cumming.


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    #61
    Edgware
    Registered Users Posts: 5,875 ✭✭✭Edgware


    Bring a coat. It can be cold in the boot of my car.


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