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  • 18-09-2020 4:46pm
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    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 9,571 Mod ✭✭✭✭ iamstop


    I conducted a 'pot life' or 'working life' test of a metal bonding adhesive in work today and concluded that working life and clamping pressure are indeed both very important for achieving a desired bond of two pieces of galvanized steel.

    So, what did you learn today?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭ Kylta


    I learn that your still struggling with the bomb making kit you got for last christmas, I think they change the parts on you. Keep trying you'll eventually get there.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I know everything.


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭ Kylta


    I learned that our government hasn't a clue what there doing or talking about. Martin, ryan, and varadkar, remind me of the three stooges on Prozac.


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭ Kylta


    I know everything.

    Do you know all the sexy single women on boards?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Kylta wrote: »
    Do you know all the sexy single women on boards?

    I am all the sexy single women on boards.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭ Kylta


    Ah somebody with multiple personalities, ok then which one of you is the sexy one? Which one of you is the big busted one? If both are name reg or reggie im off to search for somebody with a better class of personalities than yours Reginald


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Kylta wrote: »
    Ah somebody with multiple personalities, ok then which one of you is the sexy one? Which one of you is the big busted one? If both are name reg or reggie im off to search for somebody with a better class of personalities than yours Reginald

    I would.


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭ Kylta


    I know everything.

    Why plant was eamo ryan born under, I think it was a cabbage? But some say its a turnip, radical thinking suggests that it was a cowpath. But since your an oracle.(you know everthing). Hopefully you can put this question to bed? Many thanks, he who knows it all


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Capt'n Midnight


    Knives manufactured from frozen human feces do not work


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,690 ✭✭✭ dhaughton99


    Sean is married to Roisin in the Irish dept.


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 9,571 Mod ✭✭✭✭ iamstop


    It was a smoothie, not coffee. Still a shoddy move.


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭ Kylta


    I learnt the best way to annoy my is to keep asking him the same question over and over again with a smile on your face.


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭ Kylta


    Knives manufactured from frozen human feces do not work

    When it broke I bet you licked your fingers


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,230 ✭✭✭ jaxxx


    I am all the sexy single women on boards.


    Proof required. No pics? No clicks!


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Today I learned that if you run on wet tile you may end up with a sore bottom, and that onlookers will laugh at your pain.


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,502 ✭✭✭✭ eviltwin


    I learnt today that I have the patience of a saint


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,306 ✭✭✭ bobbyy gee


    Kylta wrote: »
    Do you know all the sexy single women on boards?
    correct answer
    there is none


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,306 ✭✭✭ bobbyy gee


    I am all the sexy single women on boards.

    is that a 12 o clock shadow


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,486 ✭✭✭ 4Ad


    That I am thicker today than yesterday but am smarter than I will be tomorrow..

    The scary thing is I'm not joking, so f##king stupid later..honestly...


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,893 ✭✭✭✭ Pherekydes


    The roadworks in Ballyboughal are sh1t.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭ Kylta


    bobbyy gee wrote: »
    correct answer
    there is none

    That's absolutely ruthless bobby, besides the law of averages says their has to be some. I'm an optimist i'm gonna say their all sexy


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,861 ✭✭✭ touts


    Where Hoffa is. You'd be amazed.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 9,571 Mod ✭✭✭✭ iamstop


    Scorpions glow under black light. They've even discovered that scorpion fossils glow under black light after hundreds of millions of years.

    That's crazy Ted!

    https://animals.howstuffworks.com/arachnids/why-scorpions-glow-under-black-light.htm


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,749 ✭✭✭✭ Mr.Crinklewood


    I know everything.

    Mrs Crinklewood?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,278 ✭✭✭ Your Face


    Jack Russells can levitate.


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,752 ✭✭✭✭ ILoveYourVibes


    bobbyy gee wrote: »
    correct answer
    there is none
    I am all the creeps that don't bug the non sexy women


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,092 ✭✭✭ The Tetrarch


    I realised a worker didn't read the instructions on their metal bonding adhesive.


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭ Kylta


    I am all the creeps that don't bug the non sexy women

    Can you slightly elaborate on the above post I can't understand it?


  • Registered Users Posts: 197 ✭✭ Mr Meanor


    That the cat has been peeing in the dogs water bowl.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 13,957 ✭✭✭✭ Loafing Oaf


    How to pronounce the surname of new Crystal Palace hotshot Eze. Something like 'ezzay' apparently...


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