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Wokeism of the day *Revised Mod Note in OP and threadbanned users*

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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,650 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Wait, is it now considered “woke” for those with doctorates be referred to as doctor?

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,332 ✭✭✭V8 Interceptor


    Yes, pretty much.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    I remember a post on Boards about an academic lady who insisted people call her Doctor at all times.
    She was on a flight with her friend, the poster, and she had booked her flight under Dr Smith or whatever.

    Halfway through the flight an air hostess came up and said Dr Smith? Yes says your one.
    We have a gentleman up here with chest pains could you follow me please? says the air hostess.
    Your one went white as a sheet and was stammering explaining how she wasn't a medical doctor :D
    They said the air hostess was really angry and gave her daggers every time she passed for the rest of the flight.


    But it did put the kaibosh on the whole Doctor thing for her :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,387 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Wait, is it now considered “woke” for those with doctorates be referred to as doctor?

    What about Dr Dre? Doctor and the medics? The Saw Doctors? Was Doc doc doc doc doctor Beat woke or not? And Dr Who? Not just a Dr but a Time Lord? He's not a medical doctor, is he? Or is she a she now ? What pronoun to use there? Actually, Dr makes it a lot easier and less likely to offend someone woke or be accused of being woke. 'Cos you can't win.


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,387 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    biko wrote: »
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    Her name is "Gentle"?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,871 ✭✭✭Cordell


    Is there a doctor on board must be changed to is there a real medicine medical doctor on board, with all the inflation of doctors in folklore and gender studies and quackery doctors.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    biko wrote: »
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    She assumed his gender!


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,608 ✭✭✭Dr. Bre


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    What about Dr Dre? Doctor and the medics? The Saw Doctors? Was Doc doc doc doc doctor Beat woke or not? And Dr Who? Not just a Dr but a Time Lord? He's not a medical doctor, is he? Or is she a she now ? What pronoun to use there? Actually, Dr makes it a lot easier and less likely to offend someone woke or be accused of being woke. 'Cos you can't win.

    And me!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,332 ✭✭✭V8 Interceptor


    Cordell wrote: »
    Is there a doctor on board must be changed to is there a real medicine medical doctor on board.

    Yes and by the time that mouthful is emptied the poor patient has croaked it.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    IAMAMORON wrote: »
    Wow, that looks appalling, they even managed to throw in a token funny phat bird, eugh.

    No sale. It looks like one of those stupid princess diaries' tripe they show on the other channel when a match is on.

    Tokenism is evil. Is it supposed to be a piss take?
    One of the most played-out US TV and film tropes of the last decade or two.
    Overweight, aggressive black lady. She is usually a receptionist or somebody dealing with the public and is always really rude to customers.
    Stock catchphrases include:

    'Oh Hell, No!'
    'Oh no you didn't!'


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,387 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Yes and by the time that mouthful is emptied the poor patient has croaked it.

    Is there a qualified health professional on board? Fairly easy to say.


  • Registered Users Posts: 691 ✭✭✭jmlad2020


    We need a new famine or an Asteroid to hit the earth to cull all of these morons.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,387 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    jmlad2020 wrote: »
    We need a new famine or an Asteroid to hit the earth to cull all of these morons.

    Is a pandemic not enough?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,332 ✭✭✭V8 Interceptor


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Is there a qualified health professional on board? Fairly easy to say.

    Yes of course because there might be some tool on board with a doctorate in transgender social studies who'd misunderstand :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,608 ✭✭✭Dr. Bre


    jmlad2020 wrote: »
    We need a new famine or an Asteroid to hit the earth to cull all of these morons.

    Maybe an asteroid wiped out the dinosaurs cos they went all woke..


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,387 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Yes of course because there might be some tool on board with a doctorate in transgender social studies who'd misunderstand :rolleyes:

    You were the one who mentioned having to utter the mouthful.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,126 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    And Dr Who? Not just a Dr but a Time Lord? He's not a medical doctor, is he? Or is she a she now ? What pronoun to use there?
    He. He appears to have died a few years ago. Got an infection in the daleks. The end came quick for him. Very sad. Still he had a good innings.

    Actually on the thread subject front that show went for broke with the woke towards the end and then he had a sex change and the woke intensified to an amusing degree. Of the bits I could stomach to watch for any length anyway.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,332 ✭✭✭V8 Interceptor


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    You were the one who mentioned having to utter the mouthful.

    Yours is just as much a mouthful!

    You're proving the poster correct who asked is this sh1t woke.

    Is there a Doctor on board? C'mon Miss, use your noggin.


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    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Seriously, they make you call them Dr. all the time? What's wrong with their first name?

    Its more they inducate their preferred pronouns!


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    Cordell wrote: »
    Is there a doctor on board must be changed to is there a real medicine medical doctor on board, with all the inflation of doctors in folklore and gender studies and quackery doctors.
    The way I read the post, the flight attendant didn't make a "is there a doctor onboard?" announcement, she simply went to the passenger with Dr in her name.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Time for

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  • Registered Users Posts: 652 ✭✭✭ingalway




  • Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    is-there-a-doctor-in-the-house


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 291 ✭✭Morathi



    You can also shave your fanny hair into a shamrock in that game.

    The appropriation is too much to take, I'm in danger of fainting.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,387 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Wibbs wrote: »
    He. He appears to have died a few years ago. Got an infection in the daleks. The end came quick for him. Very sad. Still he had a good innings.

    Actually on the thread subject front that show went for broke with the woke towards the end and then he had a sex change and the woke intensified to an amusing degree. Of the bits I could stomach to watch for any length anyway.

    So, you could stomach it when it was just a complete body change but the change of sex went too far? Personally, once the daleks started to fly and the sets stopped wobbling it lost all its appeal for me.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,387 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Yours is just as much a mouthful!

    You're proving the poster correct who asked is this sh1t woke.

    Is there a Doctor on board? C'mon Miss, use your noggin.

    Is there a trained health professional will get you someone who is competent in CPR, which is what they're looking for if they're making an announcement like that. A nurse or paramedic will do. A Dr wont be able to do anything else on a plane and only asking for a Dr excludes any other trained professional who can do what they need. They are just trying to avoid having to do it themselves, which they have been trained to do.in any case, no health professional is obliged to volunteer and most wouldn't, for fear litigation.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Is there a trained health professional will get you someone who is competent in CPR, which is what they're looking for if they're making an announcement like that. A nurse or paramedic will do. A Dr wont be able to do anything else on a plane and only asking for a Dr excludes any other trained professional who can do what they need. They are just trying to avoid having to do it themselves, which they have been trained to do.in any case, no health professional is obliged to volunteer and most wouldn't, for fear litigation.

    Most countries have good Samaratin protection now though.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,387 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Most countries have good Samaratin protection now though.

    Oh they do. I know. But any nurse I know, and I know a few, have said they wouldn't step forward in a situation like that.


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Oh they do. I know. But any nurse I know, and I know a few, have said they wouldn't step forward in a situation like that.

    They've nothing to fear from a litigation perspective - something else might be stopping them


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