Liveline: de Welsh Megamint edition (see warning, 1st post)

A Tyrant Named Miltiades!

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

You had one good pun with "Brian Scan" buddy, and even Joe could have come up with that one

Good morning chaps and Catmaniac. May the sun rise to meet you like the toxic glow of a Poolbeg incinerator

https://twitter.com/Rheum2improve/status/1281530188933795841?s=20

That is actually a picture of merit - I have to admit that.

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

That is actually a picture of merit - I have to admit that.

I thought Joe had gone all abstract on us, until I turned my phone sideways. One of his better works, for sure.

A Tyrant Named Miltiades!

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

I thought Joe had gone all abstract on us, until I turned my phone sideways. One of his better works, for sure.

My mother, quite the artist, had always said Joe has potential as such, and a definitive capacity to improve. Here's a mini watercolour she painted of me faaaaader:

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

My mother, quite the artist, had always said Joe has potential as such, and a definitive capacity to improve. Here's a mini watercolour she painted of me faaaaader:

Whorra byourriful, byourriful faader. Well done well done.

A Tyrant Named Miltiades!

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Whorra byourriful, byourriful faader. Well done well done.

I'm drinking coffee in Starbucks, you made me spit it out!

Gods Gift

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

Great new thread, I may have to tune into this ‘Lovelane’ radio show now :pac:

Just to let you know that the people who ring in, in no way represent the majority of the Irish population.

sligojoek

Gods Gift wrote: »

Just to let you know that the people who ring in, in no way represent the majority of the Irish population.

He knows that

He knows that

Actually, Megaman, you should phone in about something, anything; Joe would be all prickly just because you probably sound quite like his latest enemy, Greg Prosser. Although he's of South Wales origin, Joe probably couldn't tell de difference in accent. It would be like having a Michael O'Leary soundalike.

Maybe complain that there are too many people passing through Holyhead and potentially spreading de virus, and that you want de ferries stopped during de pandemic. Dat would raise a few heckles. Break into Welsh now and again and Joe will reply "As Gaeige".

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Welsh Megaman

Gods Gift wrote: »

Just to let you know that the people who ring in, in no way represent the majority of the Irish population.

Are you insinuating that Joe handpicks the callers to suit his own personal agenda?

:pac:

Welsh Megaman

Deleted User wrote: »

Actually, Megaman, you should phone in about something, anything; Joe would be all prickly just because you probably sound quite like his latest enemy, Greg Prosser. Although he's of South Wales origin, Joe probably couldn't tell de difference in accent. It would be like having a Michael O'Leary soundalike.

Maybe complain that there are too many people passing through Holyhead and potentially spreading de virus, and that you want de ferries stopped during de pandemic. Dat would raise a few heckles. Break into Welsh now and again and Joe will reply "As Gaeige".

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“Afternoon Joe, and may I be the first person to say...Byffoon di-gliw ydych chi.”

sligojoek

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

“Afternoon Joe, and may I be the first person to say...Byffoon di-gliw ydych chi.”

No need for that kinda language caller.

Welsh Megaman

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

“Afternoon Joe, and may I be the first person to say...Byffoon di-gliw ydych chi.”

Gwyn hynny! Gwyn hynny! Gwyn hynny!

Gods Gift

Welsh Megaman wrote: »

“Afternoon Joe, and may I be the first person to say...Byffoon di-gliw ydych chi.”

Ya can’t say dat

BPKS

I hope ye have loike Oisin with his two loike girlfriends and Doddy paying for his grinds on today with his thoughts on the LC results being pushed out along with Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke the swot from Cork.

2smiggy

the poor children's mental health is apparently under great strain due to the delay of the leaving cert results. Thank god there is nothing more important going on

ED E

Deleted User wrote: »

Actually, Megaman, you should phone in about something, anything; Joe would be all prickly just because...

Its not a joe show today

gmisk

Ah I remember Mary Byrne on x factor with her beuuuaraaaful daughter

shearforce

which mary byrne?

Busi_Girl08

shearforce wrote: »

which mary byrne?

The Mary Byrne

Dan Jaman

What's the point of this call?

shearforce

shearforce wrote: »

which mary byrne?

De Mary Byrne whose nephew installed de nice granite in my kitchen.

Why the actual f*&k do you bring your sister with dementia camping?

Edit: Mobile home. Still though. My question stands.

sligojoek

Maredee Burden

Jordan 199

[Deleted User] wrote: »

De Mary Byrne whose nephew installed de nice granite in my kitchen.

Granite. Well la-di-da!

gmisk

Front page of some rag tomorrow Mary Byrne lives in a mobile home....

Somebody obviously let her out the gate.

Atlantic Dawn

What colour was the car?

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

Somebody obviously let her out the gate.

Or forgot to lock it.

gmisk

How long is this going to be stretched out?
Mary Byrnes sister has dementia she wandered out when they were on hols in a mobile home and was picked up by someone who took her to her house.

sligojoek

So she's home and we'll.

What's the point of this?
They'll find yer man and there'll be half an hour of stuff that can be done privately.