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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,344 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    *a handsome sephers appears*

    Hey guys ;)

    Deskside tired, was putting down weed killer and cutting the grass for most of the day and I walked in to cobweb with a massive spider in it, I nearly lost my life :eek:

    Are you sure it wasn't Spiderman?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 61,915 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    There are nights this time of year that i go outside and the baby spiders have set sail but the web is so thin it's damn near invisible until you've walked into it at which point it feels like indiana jones and the temple of doom :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,446 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    I'm sat like ma trash heap in the office chair :o

    I knew I'd fulfill my destiny of fashion icon one day. That moment has arrived.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 323 ✭✭Phoenix32


    Himself went to bed sulking after I commented that he takes his phone everywhere, even into the shower or the toilet and under his pillow and charges it nowhere near me. Not suspicious at all.

    More waffles for me!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,446 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    *a handsome sephers appears*

    Hey guys ;)

    Deskside tired, was putting down weed killer and cutting the grass for most of the day and I walked in to cobweb with a massive spider in it, I nearly lost my life :eek:

    I'd require hospitalisation following an incident like that. Euugh.

    Just spent 15 minutes stalking a cat around a house with an inhaler. You'd swear it hurt him, the flecking melodrama !


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 61,915 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Ma fashion heap :P sty-con even


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 21,786 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    *a handsome sephers appears*

    Hey guys ;)

    Deskside tired, was putting down weed killer and cutting the grass for most of the day and I walked in to cobweb with a massive spider in it, I nearly lost my life :eek:

    I would like to invite you to my house.

    Oh, you might as well bring your gardening stuff! :cool: I'll supply Barry's tea, cold drinks, ice pops, crisps, chocolate and a helpful to do list.

    PS bring your own fancy coffee if you want any.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 13,856 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    Couchside, very tired after a long day working, then meeting my psychologist, then swimming followed by an online AA meeting.

    Off to bed within an hour.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 61,915 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Jupiter that is a long day, hope you are getting on ok

    Deskside, squinting


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 21,786 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Deskside, squinting

    I thought that said squirting! :eek: :D


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 61,915 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    I thought that said squirting! :eek: :D

    I was wondering who would be first up with that :rolleyes::cool::pac:


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,185 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Oh, you might as well bring your gardening stuff! :cool:

    Well isn't that very convenient :rolleyes:











    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,807 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    Well isn't that very convenient :rolleyes:











    :pac:
    She needs some lady gardening attended to.

    To thine own self be true



  • Posts: 3,733 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    In bed drinking pink prosecco.

    Also my scabs are coming along nicely :D


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 21,786 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    In bed drinking pink prosecco.

    Also my scabs are coming along nicely :D

    WHY HAVEN'T YOU PICKED THEM??????? :mad:


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 61,915 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    I have a bizarre thing at home called a foot mask that says my feet will peel afterwards, am a bit nervous but sooooo curious


  • Posts: 3,733 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    WHY HAVEN'T YOU PICKED THEM??????? :MAD:

    I told you. I like to rub them.


    :D


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 61,915 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Oh i'm staying quiet here :pac:


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 21,786 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Oh i'm staying quiet here :pac:

    Quiet and squirting. :p


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 61,915 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Quiet and squirting. :p

    Knew you'd reappear :D


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  • Posts: 3,733 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Scabs. Rubbing. Squirting.

    I had no idea I was among such fetishists!


    :p


  • Posts: 3,733 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    And yes I know I'm the one who mentioned rubbing

    :p


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 61,915 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Absolute filth so ye are *whistles innocently*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,446 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    I have a bizarre thing at home called a foot mask that says my feet will peel afterwards, am a bit nervous but sooooo curious

    This post works as an emetic.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 61,915 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    I feel judged :(




















    :P care not :P


  • Posts: 3,733 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    This post works as an emetic.

    What's an emetic ?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 61,915 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    What's an emetic ?

    Puke inducing :D


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 21,786 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    What's an emetic ?

    Something that induces vomiting.

    We make Sardi sick!


  • Posts: 3,733 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Something that induces vomiting.

    We make Sardi sick!

    Huh!

    The cheeky mare!



    :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 13,856 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Scabs. Rubbing. Squirting.

    I had no idea I was among such fetishists!


    :p

    I#ve a horn on me like a mountain goat right now.
    Sardonicat wrote: »
    This post works as an emetic.

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