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    #92
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Feisar wrote: »
    So if AH has thought us anything it's that if a woman makes the first move with a man she'll end up a crack whore.

    You spelt it wrong its CRAIC WHORE ;):pac:


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    #93
    EmmetSpiceland
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    Church on Tuesday wrote: »
    There is a big difference between a sex toy and a life sized dead eyed sex doll which you then have to stuff into the wardrobe when your done.

    To each their own but not for me.

    To be fair, something like that could be good for the “pent up” anger of a lot of the guys on here.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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    #94
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Church on Tuesday wrote: »
    There is a big difference between a sex toy and a life sized dead eyed sex doll which you then have to stuff into the wardrobe when your done.

    I'm failing to see the difference.


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    #95
    Ultrflat
    Registered Users Posts: 1,016 ✭✭✭Ultrflat


    This thread is getting a little weird.


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    #96
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    I wonder if people were replaced by changlings how many questions it would take for them to reveal themselves as the charming misunderstood sociopaths they are...just like blade runner.


    I always felt ...Irish folklore was very much misunderstood and i was the one to clarify it.
    This thread is getting a little weird.

    Just let things spiral into control!


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    #97
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    I once heard that in the Irish language ..there was EIGHT different types of masturbation. I wonder if that is true.


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    #98
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    ILoveYourVibes wrote: »
    I once heard that in the Irish language ..there was EIGHT different types of masturbation. I wonder if that is true.

    That sounds like a load of **** to be honest


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    #99
    Ultrflat
    Registered Users Posts: 1,016 ✭✭✭Ultrflat


    ILoveYourVibes wrote: »


    Just let things spiral into control!

    That seems very tame...


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    #100
    Ultrflat
    Registered Users Posts: 1,016 ✭✭✭Ultrflat


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    To be fair, something like that could be good for the “pent up” anger of a lot of the guys on here.

    Thats what I was thinking but I felt like a freek for thinking it :(


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    #101
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Cu Chulainn was bi sexual .....i can't think of another place to put that ..so putting it here.


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    #102
    blinding
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭blinding


    Church on Tuesday wrote: »
    There is a big difference between a sex toy and a life sized dead eyed sex doll which you then have to stuff into the wardrobe when you're done.

    To each their own but not for me.
    Fooking it into the wardrobe sounds fun ! ! !


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    #103
    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,614 ✭✭✭Feisar


    ILoveYourVibes wrote: »
    You spelt it wrong its CRAIC WHORE ;):pac:

    I'd do anything for that sort of craic at this stage.

    First they came for the socialists...



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    #104
    blinding
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭blinding


    ILoveYourVibes wrote: »
    Cu Chulainn was bi sexual .....i can't think of another place to put that ..so putting it here.
    What was he up to when he threw the contents of Lough Neagh at the Scottish Giant ? ? ?


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    #105
    [Deleted User]
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    blinding wrote: »
    What was he up to when he threw the contents of Lough Neagh at the Scottish Giant ? ? ?

    Looking for his sliotar


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    #106
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    blinding wrote: »
    What was he up to when he threw the contents of Lough Neagh at the Scottish Giant ? ? ?
    I think it was he and ferdidad who were 'cobedding men' and also Irelands greatest champions!

    If only dublin had hurlers like them now!:(

    GAA NEEDS THEM!


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    #107
    Strumms
    Registered Users Posts: 24,901 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    ILoveYourVibes wrote: »
    Cu Chulainn was bi sexual .....i can't think of another place to put that ..so putting it here.


    Is that what he said !?


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    #108
    irishguitarlad
    Registered Users Posts: 2,752 ✭✭✭irishguitarlad


    Women approach you in the pub/nightclub in Ireland. In Spain and other countries in southern Europe tis a different story though.


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    #109
    Loozer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 168 ✭✭Loozer


    irishguitarlad wrote: »
    Women approach you in the pub/nightclub in Ireland. In Spain and other countries in southern Europe tis a different story though.

    They approach u anywhere really except the street


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    #110
    Ultrflat
    Registered Users Posts: 1,016 ✭✭✭Ultrflat


    Loozer wrote: »
    They approach u anywhere really except the street

    french women are the best and most surprising, they are like heat seeking missiles. If they want you they will get you :pac::cool:


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    #111
    Better Than Christ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭Better Than Christ


    Church on Tuesday wrote: »
    I honestly can't think of anything more grim and soul destroying than a sex doll.

    It depends on the build quality. I bought one recently, but it wouldn't inflate properly. Every time I went to use it, it would go down on me. Worth every penny. :)


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    #112
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,041 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Ultrflat wrote: »
    french women are the best and most surprising, they are like heat seeking missiles. If they want you they will get you :pac::cool:
    Polish are similar. A Polish girl grabbed my phone once and entered her number into it. This was in the middle of a factory.


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    #113
    Church on Tuesday
    Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    blinding wrote: »
    Fooking it into the wardrobe sounds fun ! ! !

    Hours of fun trying to wedge the limbs in such a way that it would fit.


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    #114
    razorblunt
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    Loozer wrote: »
    They just come up and say hello moistly

    :eek:


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    #115
    Ultrflat
    Registered Users Posts: 1,016 ✭✭✭Ultrflat


    Mister Vain wrote: »
    Polish are similar. A Polish girl grabbed my phone once and entered her number into it. This was in the middle of a factory.

    you can't end a story there dude, we need more details. :rolleyes:


    :pac:


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    #116
    FVP3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,187 ✭✭✭FVP3


    Woke Hogan wrote: »
    Mainly through socials.

    You mean that in parties where people approach each other, women approached you to say hello. And you took that sexual, like?


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    #117
    Church on Tuesday
    Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    FVP3 wrote: »
    You mean that in parties where people approach each other, women approached you to say hello. And you took that sexual, like?

    Nah he means Facebook and the like, his Tinder was probably chock full of matches, beating them away I reckon :rolleyes:


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    #118
    FVP3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,187 ✭✭✭FVP3


    Church on Tuesday wrote: »
    Nah he means Facebook and the like, his Tinder was probably chock full of matches, beating them away I reckon :rolleyes:

    he is 60+ so not so sure. Socials != social media.


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    #119
    Church on Tuesday
    Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    FVP3 wrote: »
    he is 60+ so not so sure. Socials != social media.

    Woke is 60?

    I always thought he was 16.


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    #120
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    That's just his IQ


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    #121
    Woke Hogan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,630 ✭✭✭Woke Hogan


    Omackeral wrote: »
    That's just his IQ

    Yet you’re the one serving porridge to prisoners, you dinner lady.


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