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Lahv Lahn, De WashYerHandz Edition so to speak

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    #2432
    boardise
    Registered Users Posts: 3,409 ✭✭✭boardise


    withless wrote: »
    Statistics are a disgrace Joe.

    60% of statistics are wrong.The other 80% are just misleading.


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    #2433
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Let the patronising begin.


    That's not a Ballina accent.


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    #2434
    Alonso77
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    We're through the looking glass now - tears from the host!


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    #2435
    Roger_007
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    touts wrote: »
    Ah here. What passes for poems these days? There isn't a single pair of words that actually rhymed. :rolleyes:

    Seamus Heaney couldn’t get his poems to rhyme either!


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    #2436
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    pc7 wrote: »
    Sorry for your loss missus, but for jaysus sake this is poxy.

    Are you new to Lahv Lahn Poetry?

    My all-time favourite was the caller who was in a hotel room and listened to a man beating up a woman in an adjoining room. Did she call Hotel management or Security? Did she call the Gardai? No, she waited a few days and wrote Mr. Duffy a poem.


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    #2437
    touts
    Registered Users Posts: 6,448 ✭✭✭touts


    She was named after King Billy! That'll get the liveline buzzing.


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    #2438
    gmisk
    Registered Users Posts: 32,250 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    She was a nurse ....I am telling Paddy Cosgrave!


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    #2439
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Boxes ticked:
    Brit
    Pome
    Tears x reader
    Tears x host


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    #2440
    jetfiremuck
    Registered Users Posts: 3,466 ✭✭✭jetfiremuck


    Boooringgggggg


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    #2441
    boardise
    Registered Users Posts: 3,409 ✭✭✭boardise


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Tears from de host!!

    The Grim Weeper so to speak.


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    #2442
    2smiggy
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    what age was she ?


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    #2443
    generalgerry
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭generalgerry


    All of those underlying conditions and only the Coronavirus gets the blame?

    Can we have some honest reporting of this please.


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    #2444
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Whoah, what was that from Joe, a gasp or a snigger? Or an ejaculation?

    All of the above.


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    #2445
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,010 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Joe, who fooking cares


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    #2446
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    2smiggy wrote: »
    what age was she ?

    A teenager. So over 60 probably.

    Her underlying condition was kindness.


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    #2447
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    She wasn't a statistic so thats good right?


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    #2448
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    BBC Radio 4

    Bingo


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    #2449
    jetfiremuck
    Registered Users Posts: 3,466 ✭✭✭jetfiremuck


    So she wasn't in the whole of her health ....cmonnnnnn


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    #2450
    gmisk
    Registered Users Posts: 32,250 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    2smiggy wrote: »
    what age was she ?
    I think the poem said 7 decades (so 70s)...but I nodded off


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    #2451
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Mr. Duffy's tears dried up pretty quickly didn't they?

    "A Sahara dessert of shocking statistics" - next Thread title.


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    #2452
    [Deleted User]
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    They don’t do tests on de dead
    She deteriorated all her life
    Until stolen by death of cause unknown
    The radio host breathed heavily
    As he contemplated her last gasp.


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    #2453
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 38,939 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    D'ye like poetry, Boss? 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #2454
    McDermotX
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    'Sahara desert of shocking'


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    #2455
    Roger_007
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    A “Sahara Desert “ of statistics...............???


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    #2456
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    "PPA".

    It's PPE FFS.


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    #2457
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Mutual Artist Masturbation.


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    #2458
    jetfiremuck
    Registered Users Posts: 3,466 ✭✭✭jetfiremuck


    What's such a joke. The gov didn't give a $hit about the elderly,.....now they can't do enough.....


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    #2459
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    The should flood the Sahara desert with water from the sluicegates of ardnacrusha


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    #2460
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Is there any connection to Ireland at all?


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    #2461
    gmisk
    Registered Users Posts: 32,250 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    withless wrote: »
    She wasn't a statistic so thats good right?
    Yeah she died in UK in a nursing home so she isn't...


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